GREAT well that's just WONDERFUL Bella was having us sent off to some rainy no mans land so our mother could please her "sexual needs" with her new husband. UGH ! Gross much ?

I mean its I don't wanna sound bitchy for selfish but did Bella always have to be ilke the white Oprah ? excuse me let me introduce myself my name is Melanie Swan, sister of Bella Swan daughter of Charlie and Renee.

I had always been the more out there twin with me and Bella. She wwas the angel ther heaven sent and I was from down under and I don't mean Austrailia :D. She was selfless and had no backbone where everybody seemed to remind me I was never lacking in that department.. *cue the evil grin*

Bella was the book worm , the scholar of the family where I thought reading traffic signs could count as my daily reading session. The only thing we really shared was our luscious brown locks and chocolate eyes (some people call them "shit eyes" but I say NO they are just very VERY dark chocolate=/)

But lets get back to the present shall we ?

Bella thought it was our duty as daughters to let Renee have her alone time with her new husband (and when I mean alone I mean BANG BANG time ) so she had us shipped of to Forks Washington for dull and overcast days and wonderful bonding time with our father Charlie. (NOTE THE SARCASM !)

Me and Bells were just hopping of the plane when she pulled one of her tripping on air stunts:D She tripped the flight attendant making orange juice go everywhere)

I almost peed my pants to see her violenty red blush creeping up on her face. I ran down the plane stairs and looked for Charlie. There he was in all his speedy Gonzalez glory (HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM !!) I ran up to him and hugged him tightly "hay papa bear" I purred. He stared at me and then asked if I was ready to move into his cave. WOH did anyone find that as disturbing as I did ? I giggled and raised my eyebrows suggestively .

Once he realized what he said he blushed like a tomato, and so many gay babys were born to follow the akward silence that occurred. Thank god I was saved by the bell by bella (HA PARDON THE PUN !) coming and almost tackling Charlie. "DAD I MISSED YOU SOO MUCH !!!" she yelled I was surprised she was never one to really express her feelings that openly. Charlie blushed once again and I knew it was going to be interesting living under his roof.

We all hopped in the car, while "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry came on. THIS SONG WAS MY PASSION ! I KNOW EVERY WORD. So I screamed at the top of my lung about making out with girls and how hot we are. Bella and Charlie just stared at me, "DON'T JUDGE " I yelled at them and continued.

That's when Bella decided to change the station putting on like this old dead guy singing "what a wonderful world" oh to joy what a jam session killer ! Am I right ?

When we finally reached the dungeon ( Charlies crib) I was pooped so I ran and took a shower in the bathroom I would be sharing with Bella and CHARLIE ! Well this move just seems to be getting better and better. Once I scrubba dubbed dubbed. I ran downstairs for some chow. Bella had cooked like a five star meal (lets just say we had found out a long time ago that I was not destined for the kitchen, I mean who knew you weren't allowed to put eggs in the oven ?)

After a very boring dinner with Bella and Charlie who were catching up on the events that had occurred in that past couple of months. I tuned in and out. Ugh BORRRRRINNNNG !
Right now Bella was telling Charlie how great this was, and how glad she was that she decided to move in. BLAH ! SUCK UP ! I thanked Charlie anyway and then said goodnight. Tommorow was a new beginning Forks High here I come !