Itachi is LITERALLY a weasel! What will happen in this crazy crack-fic? Well READ IT! R&R please :)
"What the…" Itachi thought as he woke up. "Why am I all…furry?" he asked aloud. His voice only sounded like a…..weasel? "Something isn't right…" he thought to himself. Slowly, he trudged over to his mirror. A few seconds later, screams of horror could be heard as he saw his reflection. Why? He was a…..weasel. "Okay, I know I've been called a weasel, but this is TOO FAR!" he squeaked/weasel-yelled. "Alright, WHO DID THIS?" he yelled. In weasel form, anyway. "Itachi?" Kisame guessed. After all, most weasels don't have a black pony-tail. Itachi nodded. "Why are you a….weasel?" Kisame asked, trying to stifle a laugh. After all, it isn't every day you see a weasel walk into your kitchen screaming bloody murder. Itachi shrugged, regaining (some of, anyway) his cool. "Here, try this," said Kisame, handing him a piece of paper and a pencil. Itachi scribbled, then handed it to Kisame. "Don't know. Woke up like this. What is it?" Kisame recited from the paper. "Sorry, buddy. I dunno what it is. Let's ask the others, hm?" he suggested. Itachi nodded. They walked over to the main hall, knocking on everybody's doors. "Konan? Deidara? Hidan? Anybody?" Kisame yelled. "Shut up, we're trying to Fucking SLEEP, DAMMIT!" Hidan yelled. "Sor-ry! Sheesh, I thought you'd like to know Itachi has been turned into a weasel!" Kisame retorted. "Nobody gives anything, about him or you, Captain-Sushi, yeah!" Deidara said, stuffing a pillow over his/her head. Then, his/her alarm clock went off. "Damn," Deidara said. Wiping the sleep from his/her eyes, he trudged out of bed. "Need….coffee…..yeah…." Deidara said. (A.N.:/I'm just gonna start calling Deidara "it".) It walked down the hall. "Yo, Sasori, my man, get your ass outta bed! You too, Kakazu! Yeah!" Deidara called. "Okay, okay! Sheesh!" Sasori called. "Oh, by the way, Itachi got turned into a weasel, yeah," Deidara said. "What? That could cost TENS to treat! Can't we just kick him out?" Kakazu called. "Aw, shut up!" Konan yelled. "Mornin' sleeping-beauty. At that, Konan rolled her eyes. "Shut up, Zetsu! You aren't a morning person either." She said. "True, but at least I don't greet people by telling them to shut up." "Hey, where's Tobi? I wanna know so I don't fall down the stairs…again." Konan said, changing the subject. The last time she was glomped, she fell down the stairs. "Tobi right here!" Tobi said. "Great…" Zetsu said, the plant dude rolling his eyes. "Tobi saw a weasel that looks just like 'Tachi. "That's 'cause it is, moron." "Oh..." Tobi said. With that, he shoved her down the stairs. "Uh, OOOOWWWW!" Konan said. "Hey, where's Leader?" "How the fucking hell am I supposed to know?" Hidan said/asked. Next chap: where's Leader?