Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight in any way, shape or form, well, a paperback copy of it, but none of the rights! All ownage goes to Stephenie Meyer!

Hey guys! This is my first shot at a Twilight fanfic, so be gentle! I did have some other stuff, but I've moved on to my obsession for all things Twilight. :) I do think this is one of my better ideas, though it is kinda over used. Read and review!

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EPOV

School. Again. More torture, brilliant."Edward! Seriously, we have to go!" Damn pixie.

"Hey, Ali? Yeah, it's this new thing called patience. Ever heard of it?"

"Nope." She bounced past me and out the door. I rolled my eyes and followed. "Hey, Bella just texted me and said her car died and she needs a ride. Let's go!"

Oh, so the torture starts early today? Great. She probably had a date on Friday, and I'll get to hear every little detail. What he wore, what she wore, where they went. Perfect. I don't particularly mind the parts about her, but the fact she wasn't with me was the worst.

I knew the way to Bella's better than I knew the back of my hand. Of course, she had to look amazing. When doesn't she look amazing? True. Her hair was down, and underneath the raincoat were faded skinny jeans with frays, a black tank top, and a white jacket. She was texting and walking at the same time, and with her track record, I'm shocked she didn't fall. Well, that's a lie, she tripped over her feet about three times, but other than that, she was fine. Probably all the practice.

I hate my life. Just then I had to resist banging my head against the steering wheel. It was classic. Geek pines for hot, popular, cheerleader, student body president; and she is completely unaware. Yeah I play football, but I'm probably the closest to an outcast that I can get. I was lucky I got to sit with my brother and sister at lunch. I really need to find my contacts too. Plastic-rimmed glasses are SO not attractive.

She got in the car and I backed out of the drive. "Bella, what's wrong?"

"Stupid Mike Newton!" My grip tightened on the steering wheel. "Alice, he's such a pig! No wait, that's an insult to pigs! He brought me home on Friday after a pretty nice date, and everything was going okay. Then the goodnight kiss. He started groping and shoving his tongue down my throat! I almost puked in his mouth!"

"Oh my God! What did you do?" Alice's eyed widened. She quickly glanced at me but returned her focus back to Bella.

"I punched him in the face. My hand still hurts, but it was totally worth it." A smile crept over Bella's face as she said it. It took all I had not to start laughing out loud. It didn't stop my smile though. Newton was an idiot anyway, and he more than deserved it. Someone always had to "accidentally" tackle him to score anything at games.

"I really hope you gave him a black eye." Alice laughed. I started snickering too. "He'd look like Petey from the Little Rascals."

Bella started laughing too. "Where's Emmett?"

Alice and I rolled our eyes. "He fell asleep 'studying' at Rose and Jasper's."

"Yeah, cause 'studying' is a real workout." Bella scoffed.

"When it's Em and Rose, it definitely is. I swear, those two are like rabbits!" Alice laughed.

"Look who's talking! I used to lose sleep hearing you two go at it! You're lucky mom and dad are two floors below us, or else Jasper might not be living!"

"It's more than you get! Actually, it's way more than you've ever gotten!" She spat back. I started turning red. Cullen, you really had to blush, didn't you?

"Alice, lay off him! I think it's sweet! I haven't cashed in my V-Card either, remember?" I felt a sense of relief wash over me. Dude, why? She's not even yours! A guy can dream, can't he?

"Thanks Bells." I mumbled.

"No problem Edward." She shot Alice a glare then changed the subject. "Practice is going for an extra half hour today, you got the memo out right?"

"Yeah, Vicky, Lauren, and Jessica weren't happy about it, but they agreed we need the practice. Angela and Rose are gonna work with them on the back-hand springs. Now that's what I call a hot mess!" Alice cringed. " Oh, and they asked if the guys were having a longer practice." she giggled.

I groaned. Why is it the only girls who seemed remotely interested in me at all were the school skanks? Oh yeah, they're skanks! "Alice, shut it. I'm so sick of them accidentally spilling shit all down their fronts just to make their tops see-through! Not attractive when a girl is just begging for it like that. And it just so happens we have to practice longer for the championships in a few weeks." I grumbled. I don't mind the practice, but those three overstretching their asses like that is just stomach-churning.

Bella giggled. "We won't let the big scary sluts get you Edward. We need to protect all of you from that." she teased, referring to them with disdain.

I pulled in to the drive at school, found a parking space pretty close to the building, and parked. "I guess we'll all just meet back at the car after practice?" I asked.

"Yup, bye Eddie!" Alice sang, kissing my cheek and dragging Bella behind her to their first class.

"Bye Edward!" Bella called after her. I just waved to the both of them and shook my head at my sister. I leaned against the hood of my car and sighed, lolling my head back, when Emmett decided to pull a Duke's of Hazzard move across the hood of my car.

"What the hell Em!?"

"I told him not to!" Jasper called, still walking over from his car.

"We both did!" added Rosalie, walking up to Emmett and smacking the back of his head. He muttered an 'ow' and rubbed the spot where she struck.

"Again, what the hell Em!?"

"You looked like you were thinking, so I had to put a stop to it." he replied simply.

I rolled my eyes. "I was thinking! About something important, I might add!"

"Come off it, you were totally day-dreaming about Bella!" he laughed.

"Was not!" The three of them looked at me skeptically. "Okay, maybe a little." I mumbled, looking at my feet.

"Dude, have you thought about asking her out?" Jasper asked.

I looked at him incredulously. " It's just not that simple, Jazz."

"Why not? You like her, what could happen?" Emmett asked.

"Um, she could say no, and then everything would be awkward for the rest of the year. Or, if she would actually say yes, I could completely screw up on the first date and she would never want to see me again. So yeah, I like what I have."

They shook their heads at me and Rosalie said, "Wow, you are such a girl!" The guys just nodded their agreement.

"You know what? I'm absolutely fine, so you can buzz off and leave me alone." Just then Bella came walking back towards me.

"Dude, regain the color in your face!" Emmett laughed. I just glared at him.

"Edward, can you unlock your car for me? I left my biology book in it." she asked.

"Um, uh, y-yeah. Here."

"Thanks! Oh, by the way, I love your glasses!" she said, and kissed me on the cheek. Afterward, she ran off to where Alice was waiting for her.

I touched the place where her lips had met my skin. A jolt of electricity had passed between us at that moment, and it felt like it was only us in the parking lot. Seriously? This is getting really lame! Shut up.

Emmett and Jasper shook their head at me. "Lovesick puppy." muttered Rose.

"Come on, we're gonna be late." said Jasper, pulling on Em's arm. I followed behind thinking about how I was gonna get over the most amazing girl ever. But the glasses are totally staying! Shut up.

Who feels bad for Edward? *Raises own Hand* I know! I love writing the inappropriate things that Emmett says. Don't worry, more uncomfortable things to be said!

*A.M. Morning*