Author's note: once again, wanted to do something funny! Hope you like!

Nataku-sensei: I do not own harry potter but would love to met the actors and author!

An argument between the author [me] and one of the character who wishes to die before doing what the baka onna author wants him to do.

Short and Stout

Nataku-sensei: Do it.

Character: NO. I would rather die then do that.

Nataku-sensei: This is for kids!

Character: Why don't you do it then!

Nataku-sensei: I am playing the piano. Now, don't argue and do it!

Character: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Whine]

Nataku-sensei: you may cry, show me puppy eyes and try to buy your way out but it wont work, [shoving a bag to the character] go get changed and in ten seconds we will both walk to that room and put smiles on their little faces.

Character: I would of killed you if you were not my little sister.

Nataku-sensei: yes, and I love you too now get going!

In a hospital room, where the surviving children of the war wait patiently for the entertainment that was promised to them, two figures that wish not to be there are ushered into the waiting room at the side to await their death… no no their humiliation… no that is not right… OH, their routine that, in the case of Nataku-sensei was forced on to her by her brother. Who would of thought, the most feared, hated, ruthless professor of Hogwarts can be wrapped around the finger of his husband Harry to do whatever Harry wants. And Nataku, who loves her brother to death, was kindly forced to join in the quest that Harry had for the orphans to have them smile again. Now here they are, Nataku-sensei in a neon pink tutu standing beside her brother Severus who is in a yellow costume - if Nataku was not embarrassed as she is would of laughed, was being tamed by his husband to calm down and smile to no avail. It is time! Remember Sev, this is for the children so put a smile on and go have fun!

Reaching the center stage, where the piano was station. Nataku-sensei took her seat and Severus stood in front of her, all the eyes in the room where looking at him… they both wished not to be there but with a smile and thumbs up from his husband, Sev started: Good evening, we will be singing a sound for you, so, if you all may stand up and dance along with us it would be … be… f…fu….FUN.

Nataku-sensei starts to count: and a 1 and a 2 and a 3

[Sev, Nataku and all the kids]

I'm a little teapot,

Short and stout,

Here is my handle

Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up,

Hear me shout,

Tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a very special teapot,

Yes, it's true,

Here's an example of what I can do,

I can turn my handle into a spout,

Tip me over and pour me out!,

Children: ! AGAIN!

Nataku-sensei and Severus: No.

Children: mega puppy eyes

Severus: I have a De-ja-vu feeling…..

Author's note: so what do you think? Its 3:09 am and I am listening to whose line is it and this song came up and… here it is! REVIEW!