Lord of
the Calculaters
A/N: Hello there, Yes, it is a boring title, BUT I know it is funny! My mom had recently bought these video tapes for school, (since I am home schooled) She thought I would actually like them, The math/geo. teacher is wishy washy, and I have no idea what he is talking about, the algebra teacher uses her hands to much, and the history teacher dresses up in costumes, and acts out like he is the character (I do like him, I actually like history!) OK enjoy!
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One fine day in the shire, Frodo Baggins is walking in his garden, and he trips- on what? But a calculator! So he picks it up and brings it inside to show Sam. "Look Sam, I have found something!" Sam looks at it, "What is it Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked Frodo. "I have no idea." pause "I HAVE NO IDEA" Frodo shouts, pause.......... "I HAVE NO IDEEEEEA!" he says and you hear an "oh!" behind Bagend's door, Gandalf bursts through the door, and Frodo says, "It's about time you hear your cue!" Gandalf clears his throat, and looks behind the camera, and says these next words like he is reading them. "Frodo, it is a Calculator, that you use to add numbers really, really, really fast... with out parchment. Let me see it." Frodo hands it to him, and Gandalf goes out of character. "WOW! THIS ONE IS A TEXAS JUNK AND INSTRUMENTS EXPLORER PLUS! I'VE ALWAYS-" you hear a clearing throat behind the camera, and Sam says, "My, There are allot of people here that clear their throats!" Gandalf says, "OH! Sam go home." Sam leaves. "Frodo, how do you always end up with the evil stuff?" Frodo shrugs, and Gandalf continues, "Well, heres the deal" He throws the calculator into a bag of water, and then fishes it out. "Hold out your hand Frodo, you will not get electrocuted." Frodo take the calculator. "Do you see anything?" "no....wait....yes...it's some kind of Elvish I can't read it..." "There are few people that can, it is of the language of Americans which I will not ow!hear-ache! well, it says made in china, fabricado na china, hecho en china. That calculator is evil, and soon you will have a bunch of people coming after you, wanting it, so don't diddle dawdle get to Alabama!" (-_') Frodo looks at Gandalf like he is totally nuts. Gandalf clears his throat. "I mean,.....go to....office depot, and destroy the thingy in ma bopper, hold on, I bet Samwise has been standing behind me this whole time with fool, and merry." Gandalf says, "merry? Why does he call me fool, and you merry?" "don't know pip." so they are about to leave, when they hear this awful music. And The math teacher bursts through the door, "8 x 80000000 equals 8 plus the other number, when you divide it with two, but you can also, divide then multiply, pemdas remember? It means (, then 1/2, then multiply, divide, add, subtract, so then, after you do that you add an 89 to a 60 and you end up with 1, isn't that interesting?" pippin looks bleary eyed, and says as if intranced.."yes it all makes since" and he starts walking towards him, when gandalf knocks him out with His staff, then merry throws an object and the math teacher runs after it, and they slip out into the darkness. ________________________________________________
A/N: How do you like it so far? R&R please!
A/N: Hello there, Yes, it is a boring title, BUT I know it is funny! My mom had recently bought these video tapes for school, (since I am home schooled) She thought I would actually like them, The math/geo. teacher is wishy washy, and I have no idea what he is talking about, the algebra teacher uses her hands to much, and the history teacher dresses up in costumes, and acts out like he is the character (I do like him, I actually like history!) OK enjoy!
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One fine day in the shire, Frodo Baggins is walking in his garden, and he trips- on what? But a calculator! So he picks it up and brings it inside to show Sam. "Look Sam, I have found something!" Sam looks at it, "What is it Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked Frodo. "I have no idea." pause "I HAVE NO IDEA" Frodo shouts, pause.......... "I HAVE NO IDEEEEEA!" he says and you hear an "oh!" behind Bagend's door, Gandalf bursts through the door, and Frodo says, "It's about time you hear your cue!" Gandalf clears his throat, and looks behind the camera, and says these next words like he is reading them. "Frodo, it is a Calculator, that you use to add numbers really, really, really fast... with out parchment. Let me see it." Frodo hands it to him, and Gandalf goes out of character. "WOW! THIS ONE IS A TEXAS JUNK AND INSTRUMENTS EXPLORER PLUS! I'VE ALWAYS-" you hear a clearing throat behind the camera, and Sam says, "My, There are allot of people here that clear their throats!" Gandalf says, "OH! Sam go home." Sam leaves. "Frodo, how do you always end up with the evil stuff?" Frodo shrugs, and Gandalf continues, "Well, heres the deal" He throws the calculator into a bag of water, and then fishes it out. "Hold out your hand Frodo, you will not get electrocuted." Frodo take the calculator. "Do you see anything?" "no....wait....yes...it's some kind of Elvish I can't read it..." "There are few people that can, it is of the language of Americans which I will not ow!hear-ache! well, it says made in china, fabricado na china, hecho en china. That calculator is evil, and soon you will have a bunch of people coming after you, wanting it, so don't diddle dawdle get to Alabama!" (-_') Frodo looks at Gandalf like he is totally nuts. Gandalf clears his throat. "I mean,.....go to....office depot, and destroy the thingy in ma bopper, hold on, I bet Samwise has been standing behind me this whole time with fool, and merry." Gandalf says, "merry? Why does he call me fool, and you merry?" "don't know pip." so they are about to leave, when they hear this awful music. And The math teacher bursts through the door, "8 x 80000000 equals 8 plus the other number, when you divide it with two, but you can also, divide then multiply, pemdas remember? It means (, then 1/2, then multiply, divide, add, subtract, so then, after you do that you add an 89 to a 60 and you end up with 1, isn't that interesting?" pippin looks bleary eyed, and says as if intranced.."yes it all makes since" and he starts walking towards him, when gandalf knocks him out with His staff, then merry throws an object and the math teacher runs after it, and they slip out into the darkness. ________________________________________________
A/N: How do you like it so far? R&R please!