Title: Pet Names and Other Pitfalls
Author: Stranj100
Fandom: Outsiders
Pairing: Arsenal/Nightwing
Rating: AA for All Ages
Disclaimer: Dick and Roy are property of Time-Warner. The story is the intellectual property of the author known as Stranj100. The story is for entertainment purposes only and no profit is being made.
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"Pet Names and Other Pitfalls"
By Stranj100
Dick was busily typing away trying to finish his case files, when Roy came up behind him and said, "So you almost done, Pookie? We still have to pick up Lian and the movie starts at seven."
The dark haired man ceased to type and turned to face his friend and lover.
As Dick stared, the red-head began to feel uncomfortable. "What?" he said
"Pookie?"
"Umm, Sweetums?"
A headshake.
"Sugarbumps?"
Tisking.
"Honey bunny?"
"No."
"Apple dumplin'?"
"Nah, uh"
"How about Babykins?"
"Sure thing, Muffin."
"Muffin?"
Dick nodded.
Roy smiled. "Hey, ladies, they call me, Muffin—Stud Muffin. I like it!"
Dick smacked his hand to his face and groaned.
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