Final Fantasy VII: Survivor
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII (I wish) or any of the charactes that have anything to do with FF7. So (in Cid's words) Read %$#@!!!!
Day1: Chibi Sephiroth: Hello! And welcome to the 1st edition of Announcer: FINAL FANTASY VII SURVIVOR!!!!!! CS: Yeah what he said. Mage: Hey what about me! CS: Oh yes and this is my little buddy, Black Mage. Tifa: It doesn't have a name? CS: Yes, HIS name is Black Mage! Tifa: No i mean beside-- CS: Black Mage. Tifa: Bu- CS: Black Mage Tifa: I mea- CS: Black Mage Tifa: *sigh* CS; Anyway let's begin, our contestants today are: Tifa Lockheart. *All the men cheer* CS: Barret Wallace, *cricket chirps* Barret: Aww %$&#... CS: Red XIII *an old lady claps verrrryyyy slowlllllyyyy* Red: Wow, soOoOo intusiastic. CS: Sephiroth.....uhhhh................Sephiroth! *all the women cheer* CS: And, Yuffie Kisigari. *CS claps* CS: Yay! Go Yuffie!!!! Yuf: Blegh! Grossness. CS: ;_; CS: Well let's begin. I'd like to crowd everyone into this small closet with this pointy stick I found. *holds up amazingly sharp stick, Red XIII shudders* CS: But.... Red: *phew* CS: I decided to use this sword I found. *holds up Buster Blade* Cloud: Hey that's min-- CS: *shoots Cloud* Cloud: x_x CS: Any way get in the closet, NOW! *they all walk into the closet* CS: Now before I close this door on all of you and lock it and seal the key in a block of concrete for all eternety so you'll never escape-- Barret: WHAT!!! You little %#$@! CS: Uhh Barret watch the language there are immature kids here, like Kawaii!(hint hint) Barret: Oh ok. CS: Now before I lock the door, I'm going to automatically vote on person out just because I hate them. Sooo... I think I'll pick....Barre-- Barret: Psst! *Barret hands 25,000 gil to CS* CS: As I was saying, Red XIII you're out. Red: Yes! Mage: Can I vote one out too? CS: No! Mage: poo. CS: Well, CS & Mage: Bye Bye! *they slam the door on all of them*
:~: End of Chapter 1 :~:
Well didja like it? Please review! Chapter 2 should be up once gosh darn school gets out! =(
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII (I wish) or any of the charactes that have anything to do with FF7. So (in Cid's words) Read %$#@!!!!
Day1: Chibi Sephiroth: Hello! And welcome to the 1st edition of Announcer: FINAL FANTASY VII SURVIVOR!!!!!! CS: Yeah what he said. Mage: Hey what about me! CS: Oh yes and this is my little buddy, Black Mage. Tifa: It doesn't have a name? CS: Yes, HIS name is Black Mage! Tifa: No i mean beside-- CS: Black Mage. Tifa: Bu- CS: Black Mage Tifa: I mea- CS: Black Mage Tifa: *sigh* CS; Anyway let's begin, our contestants today are: Tifa Lockheart. *All the men cheer* CS: Barret Wallace, *cricket chirps* Barret: Aww %$&#... CS: Red XIII *an old lady claps verrrryyyy slowlllllyyyy* Red: Wow, soOoOo intusiastic. CS: Sephiroth.....uhhhh................Sephiroth! *all the women cheer* CS: And, Yuffie Kisigari. *CS claps* CS: Yay! Go Yuffie!!!! Yuf: Blegh! Grossness. CS: ;_; CS: Well let's begin. I'd like to crowd everyone into this small closet with this pointy stick I found. *holds up amazingly sharp stick, Red XIII shudders* CS: But.... Red: *phew* CS: I decided to use this sword I found. *holds up Buster Blade* Cloud: Hey that's min-- CS: *shoots Cloud* Cloud: x_x CS: Any way get in the closet, NOW! *they all walk into the closet* CS: Now before I close this door on all of you and lock it and seal the key in a block of concrete for all eternety so you'll never escape-- Barret: WHAT!!! You little %#$@! CS: Uhh Barret watch the language there are immature kids here, like Kawaii!(hint hint) Barret: Oh ok. CS: Now before I lock the door, I'm going to automatically vote on person out just because I hate them. Sooo... I think I'll pick....Barre-- Barret: Psst! *Barret hands 25,000 gil to CS* CS: As I was saying, Red XIII you're out. Red: Yes! Mage: Can I vote one out too? CS: No! Mage: poo. CS: Well, CS & Mage: Bye Bye! *they slam the door on all of them*
:~: End of Chapter 1 :~:
Well didja like it? Please review! Chapter 2 should be up once gosh darn school gets out! =(