Hanakuro: If I owned Majin Tantei Nougami neuro, the chapters would only come out once every billion years.
Akashia-chan: And If I owned it, all the characters would either look like stick people or dog crap.
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Hanakuro: Hello! And welcome to the first Nougami Neuro Interview show! Where you ask the questions and the characters answer! Hosted by your beautiful and intelligent host, Hanakuro!
Akashia-chan: and your beautifuler and intelligenter co-host Akashia-chan!
Hanakuro: Well, intelligent people don't say "beautifuler," And my report card was better than yours! So anyways! This is my first fanfic! (ever!) So please don't flame us too much. Constructive criticism, however is always welcome!
Akashia-chan: Yeah…Whatever. So just send in any questions or stuff you wanna ask the Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro characters to us in the reviews. A question could be something like "Neuro, what would happen if you had a sister?" Or you can ask dare the characters to do something…And give them a punishment if they refuse.
Hanakuro: And make the punishments as horrible as you want! For example, "Godai, I dare you to take out a movie camera and get someone to film you doing the Caramelldansen! And the punishment if you don't is that you have to braid your hair and keep it like that for the whole episode!" Or something like that.
Akashia-chan: What?! That's a lame punishment. You should have him dye his hair pink and call himself and dress up as Ichigo Momommiya from Tokyo mew mew!
Hanakuro: That wasn't an actual dare. None of the characters are actually here right now for you to dare.
Akashia-chan: Damn...
Neuro: Actually, I DO have a sister.
Akashia-chan: Ahhhhh!!
Hanakuro: Ahhhhhhhh!! Where the hell did he just come from?!
Yako: Um, we were standing in the door the whole time.
Akashia-chan: Heh...I knew that. But…Why are you guys here?
Godai: Exactly! What the hell are we here for in the first place?! And why are we speaking in English instead of Japanese?! And why would I do the Caramelldansen?!
Akashia-chan: Because, the Google text translators suck! And Hanakuro isn't that good at speaking Japanese! That's why! And you would do the Caramelldansen or else you braid your hair.
Hanakuro: I-I'm taking Japanese lessons this fall…
Neuro: Sai, you can stop hiding now. I already know that you're using Akashia-san's body as a disguise. You were way out of character from the real one.
Akashia-chan/Sai?: What do you mean? That could just mean that
Hanakuro is bad at writing people in character!
Hanakuro: HEY!!
Neuro: (Ignores Hanakuro) But it's also partially Akashia-san writing this she could write herself in-character…
Sai: (Transforming back into his innocent boy form) Darn…
Hanakuro: Wait! If Sai is Akashia-chan and Akashia-chan is no longer here…Where's the real one?! NOOOO! Sai killed her and turned her into a red box!!
Sai: (Kicks open closet door) Actually, she's in here. I just felt like tying someone up today.
REAL Akashia-chan: (Gagged and tied up) Mmph! Mmm Mm Mmmhmhmph!! Mm! (Translation: Help! Get me out of here! Help!)
Hanakuro: Oh…That's good, she's alive. It would be hard to find another assista-I mean a new best friend!
Akashia-chan: MMM!? Hmmhm Hm HMHMPHM!? (Translation: What!? What exactly do you mean by that!?)
Hanakuro: Oh, fine…(Unties Akashia-chan) There.
Akashia-chan: gasps My GOD that closet's stuffy. And Hanakuro, WHEN exactly was the last time you dusted the closet??
Hanakuro: Well…
Godai: Okay, now that that's cleared up, someone tell me why we're here!!
Akashia-chan: Geez. Moody, much? Anyways, you're all here because we decided to start an interview fanfic. Wait, you were standing in the door too, right? You DID hear the explanation for the readers, right? Or are you really that stupid? You didn't understand our simple explanation, did you?
Godai: …Well…
Hanakuro: Yup, he's that stupid. Anyways, That's it for now! If you've read this and want to ask a question, dare someone or anything else, please submit them in the reviews!! Thank you for reading!!
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Akashia-chan: …So were you really going to let me stay tied up there?
Hanakuro: Well…Uh, hey, have you noticed that Godai's name can also be spelled as "go die?" I think I've found the reason everyone's scared of him!
Godai: Hey, what the-
Akashia-chan: Hey…you're right! And If Go-die complains at all about the show, he can just go die!
Godai: Stop that!!
Hanakuro and Akashia-chan: NO.
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So how was it? Good idea? Bad idea? Stupidest thing you ever read? Too much like the Bleach one like this? If you want to send in any questions or dares, please feel free to! (Make all dare punishments extra-mean if you feel like it!) And…If you didn't like it, which I'm sure some people didn't, you don't need to read the next one. And Hanakuro and Akashia-chan will slowly die without reviews! Please don't let us die!
If you have a Gaiaonline account, my username is 12sakura123.
On Facebook, I'm Hana Shikane, and my icon is the white cat from lucky star. Any questions or dares can be sent to those 2 accounts. or Akashia-chan's Gaiaonline, she's Twilight4life.