Authors note: Hello fellow reader and welcome to my self-insert story. This is my first story, so as a result, it will though a lot of editing and different types of writing styles. I am trying to find which writing style is right for me and this story. As a self-insert story, it will reflect a lot off of me and even a couple of my friends will be included, just to make characters a lot easier to much because there are a LOT of characters, some temporary and some may last until the end. This story is funny because it was actually a dream I had a long time ago, before I even thought about writing. So I will try my best to remember the most I can out of it. Since this is Resident Evil, I will try and stay true to the gore and violence that is found in this game, but I will add humor to lighten the story up a bit...even though someone dies, jokes can still be made damn it! I won't to many jokes to where it starts to sound silly, but humor is what keeps things interesting for me. Now to the story! I hope all of you enjoy this story!

DISSCLAIMER!: I don't own anything from the Resident Evil Universe, so please leave my story alone.

Chapter 1:

Into the Village

"Well students looks like we have finally arrived to our destination." Our principle, Mrs. Ford, announced just as the airplane came to a full stop. "Once everyone has picked up their luggage, I would like all of you to meet in the main lobby."

It took about an hour for everyone to meet because some people are absolutely horrible at finding their own luggage. After a couple more minutes of waiting, the teachers arrived and told us that Ted, the bus driver, is ready and waiting. Our assistant principal, Ms. Harris, was in charge of seat arrangement because apparently, senior high school students are not mature enough to pick their own seats. She said it was going to be a long bus ride and that she would like it to be as 'quiet' as possible...or in my understanding of it, as boring as possible for us, just so she could sleep.

Normally, schools would have their teachers give students a test as their graduation final in class, but our history class has had the ridiculous honor of being able to take their students out for field trips in other countries and write detailed research papers about the area. Apparently, money doesn't seem to be an issue for them. Last year the students were lucky enough to go to the Mayan civilization and do their research papers there. This year however, we got stuck with a small unknown village somewhere in Spain. Ooh, the disappointment that everyone felt when they told us that...I can still hear the moaning and groaning to this very day.

"Okay students pay close attention to your name because if you are in the wrong seat when I get in, I will deduct points from your writing assignments." Ms. Harris said to everyone. She began to call one name from each pair. That person is to pick which row they wanted and which seat they wanted, either it was the window seat or the edge seat.

After a couple people I got called and went inside to take my window seat, right behind my best friend Irvin. As I looked around to see everyone sitting and coming in, a thought popped in my head for the very first time. In all my years of having many classmates, I would say that this bunch is probably the weirdest of them all. I mean some students moved to our class because of friends or because they liked this teacher, but the odds of having this selection of people is probably a once in a life time.

Our weirdest group was basically a living reference to the show South Park, Stan, Kyle and Kenny. This is a result of what happens when parents find a show that they like so much, they decided to name their kids after their favorite characters. Unfortunately, that happened to these three boys and they were raised like them. Not sure how long they have known each other for though, from what I have heard they've knew each other since second or third grade.

Another small group was the three most stuck up girls you will ever find, Rosemarie, Claire, and Heather. Rosemarie was probably the smartest, but that would be saying a lot considering how very controlling and self-centered she was. She pretty much could manipulate any guy that would fall for her charm and she would abuse the hell out of it. Claire was probably was the best looking of the bunch, but did very questionable thing when she was not around her group. She left one guy so traumatized that he said "it was the worst thing he has ever seen and didn't want to relive it by talking about it" which sounds pretty awful. Finally Heather, who didn't fit in with them. She was very out going when I first saw her in my freshman year. She had a 'chance to join' their little group because one girl from their group graduated the year before. By 'chance to join' I mean, she was the only girl who was dumb enough to accept an open invitation that every other girl rejected. Ever since then, her personality did a complete one-eighty.

We also had twins Krystal and Catherine, who were seen together most of the time. As much as they looked alike, they were also very different in personality. Krystal was very nice to everyone, even to guys that tried to take advantage of her. She is very down to earth and very positive, even in bad situations. Catherine, however, was aggressive to everyone. She is very defensive over her sister because she always sees her sister get taken advantage of. She threatened me one time to stay away from her sister or else and all I did was barrow a pencil. Other than threatening other people she has a very sweet side for her sister and always takes care of her.

Tom and Thomas did not know each other, but had one special thing in common and that was story writing, specifically horror. I haven't read their stories personally, but many people tell me it is some of the worst stuff they have ever read, to the point where is even laughable.

Erika and Vanessa were without a dough the smartest girls in our class and maybe even in our whole school. It was kind of annoying how Erika would show off, but after a couple of months she began to understand that no one cared. Eventually, she began to help other people with class work instead of looking down on them for not being smart enough to figure it out on their own. Vanessa was probably second smartest girl in our class, poor girl tried all she could to be smarter than Erika, but to no avail. Sometimes she would just raise her hand before knowing the answer, so Erika wouldn't get a chance to answer. That never really worked out.

Then we had Betty and my cousin Yari, who were the only ones that never got along. Betty was a really big girl, which was not her fault because she had a disease where it was difficult for her to lose weight. Unfortunately for her, Yari was too stubborn to really believe her, so she would always make her feel bad about her weight. It felt like the insults were worst because Yari was probably the skinniest girl in school and Betty weighted two and half times more than her. This all started because Yari had to sit right behind of Betty, most likely Yari's punishment for always pissing off the teacher at the beginning of the school year.

Many other people in our class didn't have a group they would associate themselves with. Micheal and Linda were in relationship for a long time, longer than I can remember. Meagan was basically afraid of everything, from insects to thinking robots will take over the world. She had an asshole boyfriend that made her believe that. Alexis was a very gothic person or that's what I think she looked like. She almost always wore black and would always have an angry expression on her face. David seemed to always be that incredibly lucky guy because he was always in the wrong place at the wrong time, but always seemed to get away without trouble. Maria was a nerdy girl who is avoided by every guy because of her appearance. I have always seen her with having big glasses and braces. Kevin was someone I never really talked to, he was kind of new to our school so he did not talk much with anyone. Rafael had an extremely short temper, surprised he has not hurt anyone yet or himself for that matter. Pedro was someone who did not speak much English, but somehow made it to senior year without it. Everyone refereed to him as 'The Spanish guy'. Johnny was a skater who would always came to school with something broken every other day. Dennis seems obsessed with yelling out 'Team Player', not surprisingly he wasn't a good team player himself in all honesty. Adam liked to think that he was the coolest guy in school, whether he was or not was not in my interest, but I would see him with a new girlfriend every other day. Sometimes even with a black eye because he would hit on someone's girlfriend or a face of defeat after being rejected. Karla was also someone I never talked to or saw much off, but she did get a lot of attention because she was the only girl to turn down Adam, not once, but twice and then proceeded to kicking him in the balls when he tried to force himself on her both times.

Last but not least, was my little group. First there was Amanda, who was a good friend of mine, but I always questioned almost every action she did. I was not sure if she had a blond girl's brain, was secretly a blonde because her hair color was dark brown, or she did it on purpose just to bug me, but everything she did was...questionable? She would lose something that was right in front of her or just forget something she just said and repeat it over and over. Irvin was a very cocky person, but not really in a bad way, more like he thought he had every situation under control. Unfortunately, those situations would always end in a hilarious ways, but that was a good reason he was my best friend. He was very good at being a strategist in any game...that was only when his strategies went as planned. Most of them usually revolved around my death or me dying because I tried to save him from dying. I, however, didn't really standout from everyone, considering everyone was strange as hell, I was quite and always minded my business. Which worked because I never got in trouble for anything and that was good enough for me. Kinda sucks sometime because I would get marked absent when I was their.

"HEY MONDO!" Irvin yelled, swiping his hand right in front of my face. "Imagine what these village people look like or what weird things they do."

"I don't know, but I hope we don't have to sleep in their crappy village houses" I replied.

"Our history teacher, Mrs. River, said they are very 'anti-society' type people... so most likely, no cell phone reception," he seemed very disappointed about that.

"Mrs. River? Don't you mean Mrs. Riv-" before I could finish my question, he stated his joke.

"No, it is definitely Mrs. River, after that 'accident' with the water bottle, I call her Mrs. River now." I couldn't help, but smile a little because he was the one that pulled that prank out on her.

"Anyways" I pushed the small joke aside. "As long as you are not a smart ass with the villagers, I'm pretty sure that it will go smoothly."

"What could you possible mean by that?" Irvin's voice sarcastic as ever.

"Don't say I didn't warn you." I shook my head.

"Not to worry, if anything bad happens, I'll just blame it on David. That guy never gets in trouble!" there is one of his 'Calm down, I got this' moments.

"You have a point, but what's gonna make Mrs. Riviera believe you or any of the other teachers for that matter?" raising an eyebrow at his 'flawless' plan.

"I'll cross that bridge when I get there!" he concluded and turned around as the person next to him sat down. He got to sit with Vanessa, which was lucky for him because he got along with her fairly well.

After a couple more minutes of waiting for the person next to me to show up, I decided to take a nap instead. I'm pretty sure that they have other friends to talk to anyways. I closed my eyes and rested my head on the window, got my neck into a comfortable enough position and went to sleep.

"Hey..." a faint voice shook me slowly awake. "Could you please wake up now, everyone is waiting outside." I couldn't tell whose voice, but it was definitely a girl speaking.

"Hey girl!" A man yelled, sounded like the bus driver Ted. "Wake up your little boyfriend there and get off the bus now!" Now that sounded very frightening. She began to slowly shake me harder.

I shot my eyes open and quickly took in a big breath of air, to show that I had a nice nap and said in a confused tone "What?"

"Hey! Wake up kid, we're here and everyone has already gotten off of the bus" Ted rudely yelled.

"Alright, alright" I said trying to calm him down a bit. It took me a while to process the position I was in because I no longer had my head against the window, but I had it against something soft and very comfortable. "Oh..." was all I could squeeze out of me before I slowly got up and looked at the person that was in front of me.

"Heeey..." she said nervously, probably because Ted was standing right next to her looking extremely frustrated and tapping the his foot on the floor. "I think it is best if we introduce ourselves outside."

"Yea" I merely replied. "After you, I guess." I tried to look like a gentleman, but if I tried to go out first, she would have a face full of my ass and I'm pretty sure she wouldn't want that. Once she left I soon followed right behind, too scared to look at Ted. Dude is scary as hell when he is mad. Once we got out of the bus I looked over at my cousin, Yari, who giving me a smirk, not sure what that meant though. After getting a small shiver down my spine because of her, I decided it was best for me to introduce myself first because I kind of got her in trouble. "Hey, I'm Mon-"

"Mondo" she finished for me, I just gave her a confused look. " Your friend told me about you a bit, I'm Karla." So this is Karla then, never did get a chance to see her close in person.

"Irvin?" I asked her and she nodded. I hung my head backwards and closed my eyes. "What did he tell you?" Sure he was a good friend, but he did have a habit of pulling pranks on me and making me look bad.

"He told me that you were a heavy sleeper and that you drool a bit..." she smiled a bit. Hmm, that didn't seem as bad as I- "and that sleeping on my lap was something you were dreaming of doing" and there it is... the humiliation.

I took a deep breath and yelled out the name of that asshole "IRVIN!" I heard loud laughter from many people.

"You can thank me later!" he yelled back and took a few steps into the crowd of people to get away from me.

Before I could yell back what I had in mind, a loud scream was heard from a two-story house that was right in front of us. All the laughter and conversations immediately stopped and all heads turned to face that house. Seconds of silent, became minutes and everyone was too stunned to say anything or do anything, even 'smart ass' Irvin didn't have anything to say, which meant a lot. Ted stepped out of the bus and people began to whisper and ask what they think had happened.

"T-Teeed?" was all a frightened girl could shriek. My guess would be that it was Megan, but given the unknown situation that we are in, it could have been anyone, including the guys.

"Shit..." was all he was able to muster up. With that he went back in to his bus and began to look for something in a small cabinet he had under his seat. As he continued to look for whatever he needed, another scream came from the house, but this time it abruptly stopped. Again everyone stopped what they were doing and look at the house.

"K-Karla, can you tell why we are waiting outside of the bus?" a bit of fear could be heard in my voice.

"Um, well... um" seemed like she was also having a problem processing the situation. "They went to go see if the owner of that house could move his truck out-of-the-way of the path to the village..." she seemed to have had a small realization about something because she got an even bigger shocked expression.

"What's the matter?" I asked her. Her expression really caught me off guard. I wanted to know what happened, but also her shocked eyed didn't make me feel any better.

"Hey guys... does this place look familiar to any of you?" She was addressing everyone this time. Immediately, I noticed that Kevin and Alexis were the first to look at her with shocked expressions, everyone else took a little longer to take their eyes off the house. I gave her a weird expression, but I began to look around. This place looked very dry and dead. The dirt was hard to the point where it felt as if we were at a desert. Dead trees, shrubs, and leaves were everywhere. There was a layer of what I assume was very dirty air. The smell of the area seemed strange as well as if something were rotting and the old two-story house didn't look in good shape.

"What do you mean by familiar?" Kevin replied as he passed though the crowd stepping up to Karla. That is probably the first time I have heard him talk to anyone.

"Like, as if you have been here before or something." everyone looked puzzled except for Kevin and Alexis, Alexis walking towards us to join the 'casual' conversation.

"Try and be a little more specific, please." Alexis told her in a soft voice. Please? She said please and she said it in a soft tone? This situation just gets stranger and stranger with every new person talking.

"Don't call me crazy, b-but...something to do with a video game." Karla was very hesitant when it came to saying what she had in mind.

"What game!" Kevin demanded getting closer to Karla and grabbing both her shoulders. Before she had her chance to reply, the door of the house in front of us swung open and two people ran out. Those were our teachers running for their lives. At the same time three strange-looking people ran out of the sides of the parked truck. One was carrying a pitchfork, another was wielding a hatchet, and the other had a sickle.

"GO, GO, GET BACK ON THE BUS!" Mrs. Ford yelled out, right next to her was Mrs. Riviera. She really didn't have to tell us twice. "THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US!" We all turned around and ran to the bus, when we saw Ted step down from the bus with a...gun...in his hand. Everyone in front stopped immediately, causing the people in the back to crash into one another.

"GET ON THE BUS!" he yelled at us again. "I'll see what I can do!" like I said, you don't have to tell us twice, WE KNOW!

Before anyone can get on the bus, a sudden loud bang was heard, causing everyone to stop again and cover their ears. We turned around to see that Ted had shot one of the strange men in the leg and manged to make him trip. He shot the other two in the leg as well and made them fall over. Before anything else happened, the roar of a truck turning on was heard and roared loader as it accelerated in our direction, tires skidding against the dry dirt. Mrs. Riviera was lucky enough to get out of the way of the truck by jumping to the side, but Mrs. ford was not so lucky because the truck ran her over and literally squeezed out all of her blood though her mouth, like a tooth paste tube. What a horrible way to go. The truck even ran over one of there own guys, but continued heading in our direction. Ted didn't have the reaction time to move out of the way. He was hit by truck and then rammed against the side of the bus, making an even bigger mess of blood. Still the truck did not stop, it continued. Roaring louder and loader pushing against the bus, until the bus finally tipped over and then got pushed off the side of the cliff. Once they both fell the bus took the bridge, that we crossed, along with it. Now we didn't have anywhere to run.

"OH SHIT!" someone yelled out. "WHAT DO WE DO!" Another scream was heard and we all turned around to see that Mrs. Riviera was on the ground and being attacked by a man with a hatchet, cutting straight into her chest while he was on top of her. Once she was dead they both gathered and began to head in our direction. Everyone facing the attackers began to push back, but we were cornered. With them in front of us and a cliff behind us, we really had nowhere to go. In unison, they spoke the words that would make me know what video game Karla was talking about.

"Te voy a matar!"

End of Chapter Note: This for people that read this story before I re-uploaded it. I did a little bit of editing and fixed a few error that I missed at first, Hopefully everyone enjoys. I would love to hear what you guys have to say about my story. Reviews are always appreciated.