To: booklover11235
From: cooldudeweasley
Subject: Computer

Hey I finally got a computer from my dad! Actually I got it quite a while ago but dad did something wrong with it and had it sent to a repair man. One thing that is really strange BUT cool is that the lockboard (Is it the lockboard or the letterboard? I can't remember...) is not in alphabetical order. And there are those weird symbols at the top for some reason.

qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

It is really difficult to type! I have to use one finger at a time so I can't type much for now!
Bye!

-Ron

To: booklover11235
From: ginnycontrol
Subject: The computer

No matter what Ron says about the computer, it has nothing to do with me. In fact, he was the one who spoilt it. He first blamed me for destroying the computer, then said Fred and George put some prank on it. I wonder who's next... Anyway, do you know anything about Ron's true sexuality? Dennis and Colin Creevy are betting that he has something going on with Harry. I bet against them saying Ron's straight; with 5 galleons. Can you help me? I can't spare 5 galleons!

-Ginny

To: booklover11235
From: no1quidditchking
Subject: Connection to the outside world!

Hey Hermione!
I found out your email address when you were telling Ron what it was. I scribbled it down in case I had a chance to sneak on Dudley's computer. (I wouldn't go again. I tried and it's stuffed with guy/guy porn.) Anyway, The Order wanted some safe way to contact me without being intercepted, which had meant owls were out of the question. Internet was the best choice since no self respecting pureblood would even touch a muggle made object such as a computer. Besides, it's kinda cool because I can contact everyone quickly. Do you know any nice websites? Please tell me if you do.

PS: Do you know what's Ron's email? I don't have it. Only yours.
PPS: What is this about betting on my relationship with Ron going far beyong friendship?!?! That's disgusting!

-Harry
The-boy-who-is-so-not-gay

To: booklover11235
From: purebloodslytherinprince
Subject: Re: Hi

Where the hell did you get my e-mail address, Granger???

To: booklover11235
From: brewingglory
Subject: Re: Cooking

Potion Masters do not nescessary cook well. I speak from experience. The Sleeping Draught will take three weeks to brew. I hope this information is sufficient enough.

By the way, out of undeniable curiousity, HOW DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL???

To: booklover11235
From: no1quidditchking
Subject: Re: Re: Connection to the outside world!

I did not suggest porn websites. Even porn websites for straight men. I can't believe I'm saying this to you Hermione, of all people: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!

-Harry

To: booklover11235
From: cooldudeweasley
Subject: Re: Queer

My sexuality is known to me and me alone. I am not saying that I am gay, nor am I denying.

-Ron (who is currently angry at his bushy haired friend for implying... things)

To: booklover11235
From: cooldudeweasley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Queer

They WHAT???? I'll kill them! I will force Dennis to eat up his own teeth after I finish him! I will make Colin eat his camera up after I destroy it, and maybe cause some physically permanent damage to him as well. And I will send some flowers to my dear, faithful, sweet sister.

-Ron

To: booklover11235
From: purebloodslytherinprince
Subject: Re: Re: Hi

I don't suppose you know Voldermort's email as well, do you?

-Slytherin Prince

To: booklover11235
From: ginnycontrol
Subject: Ron

Did you tell Ron about the bet? He's threatening to cause bodily harm to the Creeveys and had been really nice to me. I guess I should thank you. Anyway, Fred and George said that Ron is having a secret love/hate relationship with Draco Malfoy. They said something that the borders between love and hate are razor thin. I'm a little traumatised here. I mean, if it's Harry, I understand. I mean - Ron was Harry's most treasured object in the fourth year? Does anything seem a teeny bit suspicious to you? But Ron and Malfoy? I'm going to have nightmares.

Scarred for life,
Ginny

To: booklover11235
From: purebloodslytherinprince
Subject: Re: Ron and... you?

Get real, mudblood.

-Slytherin Prince

To: booklover11235
From: emailsearch
Subject: Found

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Your application to find the email of the subject named 'Voldermort Tom Marvolo Riddle' has been found! He can be found at the email : thedarklordrewards
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To : booklover11235
From : botfanfiction botfanfiction>
Subject : FanFiction Review Alert!

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The following review has been submitted to: Hogwarts A History: The Real Harry

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I can't believe Harry was really that way!!! But fortunately, everything is fiction, isn't it?

To: booklover11235
From: ginnycontrol
Subject: Terrifying News

Fred and George are now hinting that Ron is having some sort of secret relationship with Trevor the Toad. Please, please, tell me its not true. Malfoy is bad enough, but TREVOR? An animal? An a toad, of all animals! My brother surely has some common sense even if he doesn't have any taste! That's illegal!

Frantic,
Ginny

To: booklover11235
From: no1quidditchking
Subject: Ginny

Is anything wrong with Ginny? In her last email she begged me to tell Ron's true sexuality to her. Do you by any chance know what's going on?

Harry

To: booklover11235
From: no1quidditchking
Subject: Re: Trevor

You mean Trevor. Seriously, the toad???? I can't believe Ron would do such a thing! That's outrageous!

Harry

PS: I checked. Someone is using the account harryjamespotter. Can you help me find out who?

To: booklover11235
From: harryjamespotter
Subject: Love

Marry me. I :: censored for a PG rating::. Please have me and be my ::censored::.

To: booklover11235
From: harryjamespotter
Subject: Re: Re: Love

Is it just me or was that a little harsh?

To: booklover11235
From: harryjamespotter
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Love

Eeps.

To: booklover11235
From: no1quidditchking
Subject: Re: Imposter

That bloody bastard! You have to find out who he is!!!

To: booklover11235
From: emailsearch
Subject: Found

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