The Wizard of Oz

(limited parody addition created in cooperation with Coley and Kynthia) by Cricket

Disclaimer: I don't own. This was created purely for my own entertainment and most likely not for anyone else's. I'm not making any money off of this so don't sue me. I work two jobs and don't have any money okay?!?!?!?!

Summary: Swooped from her Kansas farm by a terrible twister, young Dorothy and her dog Toto find themselves in a fantastic world of witches and wizards. Befriended by the inhabitants of Little People Land (formerly Munchkinland), Dorothy learns her only hope of returning home to Kansas is to follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City, home of the magnificent and all-powerful Wizard of Oz. Joined in her enchanted quest by a Scarecrow in search of a brain, a Tin Man in search of a heart and a cowardly Lion in need of courage, Dorothy leads the merry band dancing and singing (yes you read that right) toward their dreams.

Characters (so you don't get too confused) Dorothy - Duo

Toto - Heero

Auntie Em - Relena

Uncle Henry - Catherine

Hunk Andrews/ The Scarecrow - Wufei (I find it amusing)

Hickory Twicker/ The Tin Man - Quatre (The Zero Version)

Zeke/ The Lion - Trowa (he likes lions!)

Professor Marvel/ The Wizard (and other aliases) - Howard

Gatekeeper in the Emerald City - Dorothy

Miss Gulch/ Wicked Witch of the West - Lady Une

Wicked Witch of the East - Noin

Glinda the Good Witch of the North - Sally

Brenda the Good Witch of the South (TM) - Mariemaia

Captain of the Winged Monkeys - Treize

The Winged Monkeys - the random people in GW scenes (they needed a "real" part)

Mayor of the Little People (AKA Munchkin Land) - Zechs (AKA Wind)

The Little People - the various orphans of L2

The Haunted Tree - Hilde

Munchkin #1 - Oden Lowe

Munchkin #2 - Dr. G

Barrister - Middi Une

Father #1- Master O

Father #2- Dr. H

Coroner - Dr. S

Leader of the Winkies - Dr. J

Winkies - Quatre's sisters