After a hard night of patrolling, Batman/ Bruce Wayne, returns to Wayne Manor. He was beaten and broken after a fight with Bane and was barley able to walk.
"Sir, would you like me to stitch you're wounds for you now?" Alfred asks.
"No. Leave me alone, I am busy." Bruce tells him getting on the batcomputer.
"But sir you are badly injured." Alfred protest.
"I really don't give a damn! Where is my toast?"
"One minute Master Bruce."
Alfred runs out of the Batcave and into the kitchen. Burned bread is quickly popped out of the toaster and Alfred sighs at the sight. He puts the withered bread on a plate and lathers it with butter. On the side Alfred grabs some water and dissolves an aspirin in it. Slowly he brings it down to Bruce.
"What the hell is this?" Batman roars at Alfred.
"You're toast sir."
Bruce takes one look at the piece of bread and spats at the sight. Painfully he gets up and limps out of the Batcave, failing to get up the stairs. "Need help Master Bruce?" Alfred asks laughing a little. "NO! I can take care of myself!" Alfred grabs Bruces shoulder trying to help him up. Bruce just pushes away. After maybe 5 minutes Batman makes it to the kitchen and stares at the toaster. Bruce has always had his butler cook for him ever since he was eight. He wasn't experienced with any kind of kitchen appliance. "
"How the fuck do I use this?" Bruce asks alfred.
"Like you sir, you can take care of yourself?" Alfred laughs walking away and turning on the 72 in tv.
Bruce sticks up his middle finger at alfred. In his mind the toaster was taunting him. It was yelling and smiling as if it had won. Bruce was mad and wanted toast, he actually started talking to the toaster. "Oh bring it on bitch!" Bruce was still in his batsuit and puts on his cowl. He threw a piece of bread at the toaster as if it was a batarang. Batman glares at the knocked down toaster. "So that didn't work." He tells himself picking the appliance then placing it upside down. He trys to turn it on my changing the heat settings, so of course that failed.
Suddenly Bruces face lit up and he pulled out his crytographic sequencer. He picks up the toaster. "Where is the encryption key!" bruce yells at the top of his lungs. "It doesn't have one sir!" Alfred replys.
Batman then pulls out the electric charge gun and aims it at the toaster. "Dude..." Dick Grayson a.k.a Robin walks in, "You just put the toast in the two slots then pulls down the lever on the side."
Bruce stares at Dick and does what he said. Dick smiles at him. "Are you really that dumb not to know how to use a toaster?"
Batman frowned. "Fuck you." He tells him when Dick pops out the perfectly cooked piece of bread. Bruce grabs it and shoves it in Dick's face. "Cook toast my ass!" He say walking down to the batcave returning to his work.