When my great Cousin was here, she do this list! =D
(Not me, and only publish this list .)
(Her name is Bri Nara for the fangirls =Du)
(I'm a good girl ^-^u)

How to piss off Diedara! xD

1. Leave him alone with Tobi (He'll die of annoyment)

2. Record him singing in the shower

3. Tell him he's a girl and he can buy things in ladies department (I only put this one =Du... i think .u)

4. Put in Sharingan contacts and look him in the eye

5. Make corny hand puns ("Deidara, need a HAND with that?)

6. Ask Sasori to make a puppet copy of Deidara and say "Now, you're art!"

7. Tell Him, "Uchihas are better than you!" (Well and this one, too ._.u)

8. When he talks, say the same things than he (And this, but not more .u)

9. Copy his grunt, like this: Tobi you piss me off! Un

10. Send this list to his e-mail (and this xDu)

11. Tell him Tobi made this list

12. Edit his images in Photoshop and put in a Dress (And this ._.u)

Well... hehehe...
This the end...? _
Don't kill me! D:
I'm a good girl! D:
I'm not married with Neji, Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Naruto, Suigetsu, Tobi, Pain, Iruka, Minato (Yondaime), etc... yet! D:
Oh!... i think i mustn't publish that ._. ... *runs away*
*put Bri in her place*