OKay, this is just a poem i made for a friend's birthday. I was listening to Still Alive at the time, and this thing ended up being an entire PARODY to the song! xD Subconscious working for the win. If you guys want, listen to the instrumental version of Still Alive, and sing along. But please dont claim it as your own. x) If you read to the end, the reaction of my friend is posted. She was so cute at the time =w=

DSCLAIMER! I dont own the song, the tune, or even all of these lyrics. Just part of them.

This was a triumph, we're making a fuss here, it's a huge success.

It's hard to overstate our satisfaction.

It's now your birthday.

We do what we must, because, we can.

For the sake of all of us, we get you plenty of stuff.

Now your friends and family sing that repetitive song,

And we're soon to finish, for it isn't that long.

Now the music is done, you can go and have fun,

With the people who are, Still Alive.

How could I be angry?

I'm being so, sincere, right now.

Even though you broke my toes, and hurt me.

And didn't say sorry.

And you had laughed, at my, expense.

As they bled it hurt because, I was so happy for you.

Now your friends and family sing that repetitive song,

And we're soon to finish, for it isn't that long.

Now the music is done, you can go and have fun,

With the people who are, Still Alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think I'd prefer, to stay, indoors.

Maybe you'll find someone else, to play with.

Maybe Chuck Norris.

That was a joke, Haha, yea right.

Anyways, your cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still eating when there are dishes to do.

When I look at you it makes me want to make food.

I have recipes to try, look at all the cake inside,

For the people who are still alive

So believe me I am, still alive.

I'm making pastries and I'm still alive.

I'm eating pastries and I'm still alive.

I'm getting fatter and I'm, still alive.

And when I'm fat I will be, still alive.

Still alive, still alive.

As promised, HERE BE THE REACTION! Im too lazy to make it into story form, so it'll be in the classic RP format. :3 Friend 1 is the birthday guurrrlllll, and unless otherwise stated they are all female.

Friend 2: Here you go! *gives present*

Friend 1: OMG THAAAAANK YOU! *hugs*

Me: Hold on! Me and some other guys made you something special. LEMME GET IT. *runs off to get laptop*

Friend 1: Oh...? *cofused/worried/excited look on face*

Me: *comes back with laptop and Still Alive instrumental playing*

Friend 1: *more excited than worried now*

Me: *opens up File* Okay, come on guys, and girls. *1 guy and 2 girls go behind the laptop, Still Alive starts, and we begin singing the parody*

Friend 1: *after song* AAAAAWWWWHHHHH, THAT IS SO SWEEET! Who made the song?

Everyone except me: *points at me*

Friend 1: Really? Of all people, i never expected you to do somehting like this! for me of all people! *hugs and forgets to let go*

Me: Remember, the Cake isnt a lie. *referring to the cake in the kitchen*