A:N// Okay, at lunch me and my friend get really bored so we've made it a habit to play MASH and True Love. I was at home and thought, why don't I do this for the HP characters. I've made a story out of it so it wouldn't be like a list type thing.
Parvati and Lavender were sitting in their dorm doing the things girly girls do. Painting nails, gossiping, and putting junk on their faces were just a few.
"Who do you think is most compatible in our school?"
"I don't know." Lavender said. "But I found out about this thing over the summer. It's called True Love." She got off the bed and went over to her trunk, trying not to smudge her toenails. "What you do is write two peoples names, who you want to try out. Then you count the number of letters they have in common with True Love." She pulled out a piece of parchment and quill and wrote in big letters TRUE LOVE.
"Let's do Harry and Hermione first, they just seem like a perfect match to me." Lavender wrote on the parchment 'Harry Potter' and underneath that 'Hermione Granger.'
"They have 2 T's, man 6 R's, no U's, and 4 E's. Now these added together make the tens place, and that would be 12. Now for LOVE. No L's, 2 O's, zero V's, and 4 E's. Now these take the one's place so that would be…6. So they have 126%."
"Whoa, they're more then perfect. Do me and Harry next."
Parvati Patil
Harry Potter
T- 4 R- 4 U-0 E-1 L-1 O-1 V-1 E-1
94%
"How about Hermione and Draco?"
"They're enemies?"
"So?"
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
T-0 R-4 U-0 E-3 L-1 O-3 V-0 E-3
77%
"Maybe it's not all hate."
"How and Ron and her?"
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
T-0 R-4 U-0 E-5 L-1 O-2 V-0 E-5
98%
"Not as much as Harry but they do have over 50%."
"Who else should we do?"
"How about Fred and George?"
"With who?"
"Us?"
Fred Weasley
Parvati Patil
76%
Fred Weasley
Lavender Brown
89%
"You win."
"Well I'll do you with George. Wouldn't that be so wicked? Us dating twins, and if we get married we'll be sisters!"
George Weasley
Parvati Patil
88%
"I almost got as much as you! This is so cool. Who else should we do?"
Lavender Brown
Draco Malfoy
57%
Parvati Patil
Draco Malfoy
45%
"Darn, but he's so cute, with the blonde hair and gray eyes." Parvati sighed.
Virginia Weasley
Draco Malfoy
47%
Virginia Weasley
Harry Potter
96%
"Aww, that's so cute."
"What are you two doing?" Hermione asked, coming into the dorm and giving them a suspicious look.
"Nothing." Lavender tried hiding the paper, but was unsuccessful. Hermione grabbed the parchment and read over it. She ran out of the dorm, with the two girls running after her.
"Give that back to us." Hermione ran over to Harry and Ron.
"Guys, look at this." She thrust the paper at them, and they began looking over it. Ron started getting red.
"How dare you pair these people up!" Ron got out of his chair and started chasing the screeching girls.
"I knew we should've crossed their names all out." Lavender shouted, darting between people and trying to get out of the common room.
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That's it. My friend and me actually crossed the names out when we were done. Luckily we did because my crush grabbed the paper and tried reading all the names. He could only make out mine. Please review, though this was a bit of trash.