Disclaimer: If I were the creator of the wonderfulness-ness-ness that is
Gundam Wing. do you think I'd eat hot dogs every day...? WELL?? DO YA???
WARNING: Yaoi content, LOTS of Relena bashing, crazy song parodies and Wufei sees weak people...
*Good reviewers will be rewarded with internet-pocky and flames will be used to toast marshmallows (and boil green tea, which makes me go crazy and write these things... NO ONE CAN STOP ME FOR I AM GRINNING REAPER! I AM CHIBI PINK DEATH!!!!) Ooooke! Let's start!!*
*Caption*
-Emphasis on word(s)-
Grinning Reaper: I'm BAAAA-AAACK!!! And I've got another Gundam Wing Album!!!
Wufei: Some one think of a good reason for why I shouldn't be terrified...
Quatre: We get to sing again? *Goes SD* Goody!
Duo: As I recall, you didn't like your song the last time.
Quatre: Well then I was crazy on green tea...
???: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Heero: Didn't you make her spontaneously combust last time?
Grinning Reaper: Yes! How'd she come back to life??
Duo: She's like a cockroach... she can't be killed.
Trowa: Maybe we should go buy some Raid...
Relena: Heero! *glomps on Heero*
Heero: Ome o koroso!
Quatre: *does a perfect Yuy Death Glare TM! (Gasp!)* Not if -I- get to her first...
Grinning Reaper: Don't worry Chibi-Pinky-san! Your Heero's main man!
Quatre: *HUGE blush (Aww! So kawaii! ^_^) * I suppose you're right.
Relena: I heard that Grinning Reaper is getting you guys to do a Destiny's Child song Parody fic! I decided I should join in! (Grinning Reaper and I are the best of friends you know!)
Grinning Reaper: Riiiiiight... [1]
Quatre: *giggles* Oooh! I loooove Destiny's Child.
Wufei: ONNA! ARE YOU CRAZY!?!? There is -no- way that I'm singing any onna songs!
Duo: *purring* I like the way you sing.
Wufei: Just this once...
Grinning Reaper: *makes whipping sound effect* He has you wrapped around his little finger... or the end of his braid rather!
Wufei: Shut up...onna...
Grinning Reaper: What did I say about calling me that?
Wufei *smirks* I dunno ONNA what did you say?
Grinning Reaper: Hey, Quat?
Quatre: Yes?
Grinning Reaper: Did I ever tell you that Duo and Wu-bear got their freak on in your pool? ^_^
Duo&Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: *claps hands over ears* NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY POOL! I -SWAM- IN THAT THING LAST NIGHT!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! HEE-CHAN!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
Relena: Oh! I wanna go first! Pleeeeeeaaaaase!!!
Grinning Reaper: OKAY! Just -shut up- Shingami! If Heero and Quatre don't kill you -I- will!!!!
Relena: Oh, you're so funny...
Everybody else: O.O . ~_~ O.// +_+;;; T_T;;;;;;;
Relena: Ooookay! This is from Destiny's Child's CD Writing's On The Wall.... (Most of them are you know) and of course it's for my beloved Hee- chan!
Heero: (Who is hugging a sniffling and VERY traumatized Quatre AWW! SMUSHY!) Ome o Koroso!
Oh, Heero (Sung to the tune of Where'd You Go?)
Relena: Oh Heero where'd you go? I need you to kill me,
Oh Heero where'd you go? I need you to kill me, unh
WHERE'D YOU GO? (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero (HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOO!)
I know you wanna rip out this heart of mine
So Heero please, come back to me
Who I want to end this life is you!
It has been five days,
You haven't called me
Do you still want me?
Heero: NO!
Relena: Wanna kill me?
Heero: YES!
Relena: Am I on your mind?
Heero: HELL NO!
Relena: Are you plottin' to kill me?
Tryin' constantly
Runnin' out of weapons
Why haven't succeeded?
Do ya need it?
Wufei: NEED WHAT ONNA?
Relena: Always doin' crazy thangs
I don't wanna sleep
Gotta get ya back to me!
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero
I know ya wanna rip out this heart of mine
So Heero please, come back kill me
Who I want to end this life is you!
(Repeat)
Thinkin' of all the times
You said you kill me
Said you'd do it
Nuthin' to it
Got my head blown off
Boy you confuse me
Gon' loose me
Heero: GOOD! STAY LOST!!!
Relena: I can't wait for all the pain
And stuff you put me through
That's how say 'I love you'
I wanna be with you
Grinning Reaper: HE'S TAKEN!!!!
Relena: Without you hear I'm goin' Zero inside
Oh Heero tell me why?
Why won't you kill me? (Kiiiiill meeeeee)
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero,
I know you wanna rip out this heart of mine,
So Heero please,
Come back kill me,
Who I want to end this life is you!
(Repeat)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Relena: Relena PC here I am!
It's my destiny to have you come kill me (Repeat x3)
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero, I know ya wanna rip out this heart of mine
So Heero please
Come back kill me,
Who I ant to end this life is you!!
(Repeat x3)
Grinning Reaper: Ooooke. on a -sadistic- note... (Sorrow pops up)
Duo: Who da hell is that?
Grinning Reaper: Sorrow, my Angst muse, he won against Huggles my Fluff muse so this song was sadistic.
Sorrow: *Laughing like Quatre in the Zero system* YES!!! BUUUUUUURRRNNNN! EVERYBODY DIES!!!! CRY YOU WORTHLESS MORTALS!!! Hello.
G-boys: Hello. 0.0;;;; (Harley [2] pops up)
Wufei: What's THAT little onna?
Grinning Reaper: Oh, Harley, the Humor muse, that means the next song might be funny. Let's see who she chooses. Harley looks at the G-boys, studying each of them carefully. Her eyes finally rest on Wufei. She bounces over to him.)
Harley: Ah-la-la! I have found ze perfect victim! Ooh, I mean I have found ze perfect singer for moi's tres beautiful and humorous song! You like to sing oui?
Wufei: Uh. it's not that bad!
Harley: Alez! Let's get started non?
Grinning Reaper: *sighs* Folks, be prepared, this next chapter'll be a doozy!
WARNING: Yaoi content, LOTS of Relena bashing, crazy song parodies and Wufei sees weak people...
*Good reviewers will be rewarded with internet-pocky and flames will be used to toast marshmallows (and boil green tea, which makes me go crazy and write these things... NO ONE CAN STOP ME FOR I AM GRINNING REAPER! I AM CHIBI PINK DEATH!!!!) Ooooke! Let's start!!*
*Caption*
-Emphasis on word(s)-
Grinning Reaper: I'm BAAAA-AAACK!!! And I've got another Gundam Wing Album!!!
Wufei: Some one think of a good reason for why I shouldn't be terrified...
Quatre: We get to sing again? *Goes SD* Goody!
Duo: As I recall, you didn't like your song the last time.
Quatre: Well then I was crazy on green tea...
???: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Heero: Didn't you make her spontaneously combust last time?
Grinning Reaper: Yes! How'd she come back to life??
Duo: She's like a cockroach... she can't be killed.
Trowa: Maybe we should go buy some Raid...
Relena: Heero! *glomps on Heero*
Heero: Ome o koroso!
Quatre: *does a perfect Yuy Death Glare TM! (Gasp!)* Not if -I- get to her first...
Grinning Reaper: Don't worry Chibi-Pinky-san! Your Heero's main man!
Quatre: *HUGE blush (Aww! So kawaii! ^_^) * I suppose you're right.
Relena: I heard that Grinning Reaper is getting you guys to do a Destiny's Child song Parody fic! I decided I should join in! (Grinning Reaper and I are the best of friends you know!)
Grinning Reaper: Riiiiiight... [1]
Quatre: *giggles* Oooh! I loooove Destiny's Child.
Wufei: ONNA! ARE YOU CRAZY!?!? There is -no- way that I'm singing any onna songs!
Duo: *purring* I like the way you sing.
Wufei: Just this once...
Grinning Reaper: *makes whipping sound effect* He has you wrapped around his little finger... or the end of his braid rather!
Wufei: Shut up...onna...
Grinning Reaper: What did I say about calling me that?
Wufei *smirks* I dunno ONNA what did you say?
Grinning Reaper: Hey, Quat?
Quatre: Yes?
Grinning Reaper: Did I ever tell you that Duo and Wu-bear got their freak on in your pool? ^_^
Duo&Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: *claps hands over ears* NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY POOL! I -SWAM- IN THAT THING LAST NIGHT!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! HEE-CHAN!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
Relena: Oh! I wanna go first! Pleeeeeeaaaaase!!!
Grinning Reaper: OKAY! Just -shut up- Shingami! If Heero and Quatre don't kill you -I- will!!!!
Relena: Oh, you're so funny...
Everybody else: O.O . ~_~ O.// +_+;;; T_T;;;;;;;
Relena: Ooookay! This is from Destiny's Child's CD Writing's On The Wall.... (Most of them are you know) and of course it's for my beloved Hee- chan!
Heero: (Who is hugging a sniffling and VERY traumatized Quatre AWW! SMUSHY!) Ome o Koroso!
Oh, Heero (Sung to the tune of Where'd You Go?)
Relena: Oh Heero where'd you go? I need you to kill me,
Oh Heero where'd you go? I need you to kill me, unh
WHERE'D YOU GO? (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero (HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOO!)
I know you wanna rip out this heart of mine
So Heero please, come back to me
Who I want to end this life is you!
It has been five days,
You haven't called me
Do you still want me?
Heero: NO!
Relena: Wanna kill me?
Heero: YES!
Relena: Am I on your mind?
Heero: HELL NO!
Relena: Are you plottin' to kill me?
Tryin' constantly
Runnin' out of weapons
Why haven't succeeded?
Do ya need it?
Wufei: NEED WHAT ONNA?
Relena: Always doin' crazy thangs
I don't wanna sleep
Gotta get ya back to me!
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero
I know ya wanna rip out this heart of mine
So Heero please, come back kill me
Who I want to end this life is you!
(Repeat)
Thinkin' of all the times
You said you kill me
Said you'd do it
Nuthin' to it
Got my head blown off
Boy you confuse me
Gon' loose me
Heero: GOOD! STAY LOST!!!
Relena: I can't wait for all the pain
And stuff you put me through
That's how say 'I love you'
I wanna be with you
Grinning Reaper: HE'S TAKEN!!!!
Relena: Without you hear I'm goin' Zero inside
Oh Heero tell me why?
Why won't you kill me? (Kiiiiill meeeeee)
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero,
I know you wanna rip out this heart of mine,
So Heero please,
Come back kill me,
Who I want to end this life is you!
(Repeat)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Relena: Relena PC here I am!
It's my destiny to have you come kill me (Repeat x3)
Where'd you go?
Oh Heero, I know ya wanna rip out this heart of mine
So Heero please
Come back kill me,
Who I ant to end this life is you!!
(Repeat x3)
Grinning Reaper: Ooooke. on a -sadistic- note... (Sorrow pops up)
Duo: Who da hell is that?
Grinning Reaper: Sorrow, my Angst muse, he won against Huggles my Fluff muse so this song was sadistic.
Sorrow: *Laughing like Quatre in the Zero system* YES!!! BUUUUUUURRRNNNN! EVERYBODY DIES!!!! CRY YOU WORTHLESS MORTALS!!! Hello.
G-boys: Hello. 0.0;;;; (Harley [2] pops up)
Wufei: What's THAT little onna?
Grinning Reaper: Oh, Harley, the Humor muse, that means the next song might be funny. Let's see who she chooses. Harley looks at the G-boys, studying each of them carefully. Her eyes finally rest on Wufei. She bounces over to him.)
Harley: Ah-la-la! I have found ze perfect victim! Ooh, I mean I have found ze perfect singer for moi's tres beautiful and humorous song! You like to sing oui?
Wufei: Uh. it's not that bad!
Harley: Alez! Let's get started non?
Grinning Reaper: *sighs* Folks, be prepared, this next chapter'll be a doozy!