Disclaimer: Well when I wrote Twilight, I thought of it as my life achievment. *phone rings* Hello?... Stephanie, hi.... Excuse me?... Well I--... FINE I DON"T OWN TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! Happy Steph?
A/N: HEYA! Random thing me and my friend were making up, so credit goes to crazykgirl9 for co-writing!
Alice's POV
I was now an official babysitter, okay not really but I felt like it. Everybody keeps dumping their kids on me. I was watching Nessie today, cute little toddler. Bella and Edward were hunting, and Renesmee wanted to play with my dollies that I kept for her.
"Aunt Alice, can I see the dollie with black hair?" she asked reaching for the doll behind me, I handed her the doll I liked to call Suzy. I don't know why so don't even ask.
She was playing with Suzy's hair, she held the doll up for me to look. It looked exactly like me. Weird. But awesome!
"It looks like me." I said, she nodded happily.
"Why don't you make a Jasper doll." I said, Jasper looked up from our bed.
"Look." I said pointing to the me doll on the ground. He had a little suprised look as he took in the me doll, Ness held up the Jazz doll.
"Wow Nessie." he said, I took the doll, and held it up to the light, at that same time, Jasper hit the ceiling. I gasped as he did. I put the doll on the ground, he fell with a thud beside the bed. I held up the doll to the wall, he was flung to the nearest wall.
"Voodoo dolls." I breathed, I could have some fun with this.
"Make a Rosalie doll." I said to ness, handing her the closest blonde barbie doll. She held up the doll a moment later.
"Rosalie." I said in a low voice knowing she would hear me. Rose came in a a breath later.
"What?" she asked, I smiled and held the doll against the wall. She flew against it. I was now holding two walls to the wall.
"Alice, please." Jasper said, I hadn't realized he had been begging and pleading for me to put him down. I heard him talking but I was to absorbed to comprehend his words. I took the Jasper doll off the wall. Emmett walked in, he looked at his wife pressed to the wall, then to Jasper who was gratefully falling and landing on his feet.
"Voodoo dolls?" he asked, I nodded.
"I WANT THE JASPER!" he yelled launching at me. I jumped out of the way.
"Give it." he yelled, rosalie was rolled over her stomach against the wall now from my quick move. Emmett and I were tug-a-warring with the Jasper doll. I dropped the Rosalie doll, but put my foot on it so she was held to the floor. I started hitting Emmett on the head with the Rosalie doll, she was now flopping wildly in mid-air screaming.
"Stop Emmett." I said, we were pulling hard, then I heard a crack. I looked down, Jasper's waist and up was in my hand, and his waist and down was in Emmett's, I looked over, Jasper was hovering in the air, in half. I quickly grabbed Emmett's half of jasper and put them together, Jasper reattched easily, put some tape on the doll so it would stay, I grabbed the voodoo dols and put them in a enclosed cabinet.
"Alice." Rosalie said through gritted teeth. Uh-oh. I ran out of the room and down the stairs, then into something hard. I looked up from the ground where I was to see Edward and Bella looking down at me shocked.
"Are you okay?" Edward asked helping me up.
"She's not going to be." Rosalie said, he cool breath right on my neck. I slowly turned, and they were all there. I ran.
~the end~
A/N: so yeah that was something random, probably not that funny but I thought it was, but I'm easily amused. Trust me easy is an understatement, I played with a yarn ball once. But yeah so review please and tell me how much you like it or how much you think it sucked.
*Bows gracefully then falls off stage* Ow. *sniff, sniff* Edward didn't catch me. *runs away crying waiting for reviews to cheer me up*