Author's Notes: I thought of this once I remembered the news article my grandma gave me a few years back about learning your ABCs with Twilight. So, here's a Hetalia version! :D
Let's Learn Our ABCs With Hetalia
A is for Alfred F. Jones, our good old United States of America. The best hero of our lifetime!
B is for Belarus who will never become one with her big brother. "Big brother, marry me-" "Nyet!"
C is for Canada- Wait, who?
D is for Doitsu... Which is Japanese for Germany... WAIT, NO! JAPAN, WHY PUT THIS!
E is for England, whose cooking sucks. It's okay, though, Iggy, we still love you!
F is for Flying Mint Bunny, who apparently exist in England's messed up mind...
G is for grenades, which Italians have no idea how to use... Poor Germany.
H is for hamburgers. Ew... Those things are gross and fattening- "HEY! THEY'RE SO NOT!"- Be quiet, America. No one asked you.
I is for Italy, who is so cute and adorable. Chibi-sized or adult! Vee!~
J is for ja, which Germany normally says after he gives into Italy's whining. Way to go, big tough German guy...
K is for Kumajiro... Why doesn't his own owner remember his name? I remembered! Wait, who is his owner?
L is for Latvia. The poor young country can't get away from Russia's 'kindness'!
M is for mountains of which Switzerland and Liechtenstein live in.
N is for nom, nom, nom- Oh, sorry... Got hungry and the snacks were too delicious! Thanks, Poland!
O is for obssession... Which Belarus has much of for her big brother Russia!
P is for pasta! "Vee! Pasta!~" Yes, Italy, pasta.~
Q is for... "Quit!" But, Germany, this is so much fuuuuuun!
R is for Russia, who's so big and scary, but adorable to no end. Also... Stop popping out of England's floors when he summons a demon...
S is for surrendering. Quick, Italy! Hold up your white flag! The British are coming!
T is for tomatoes, of which Romano shall always enjoy with his 'boss'. Spain... He doesn't want to call you that...
U is for union, as in Soviet Union. You become one with, da?
V is for violen- But Austria plays the piano- But he can play violen, too!
W is for wurst. Which we all wished Germany shared with his poor 'shticky' friend.
X is for... Axis? No. Xtreme? No, America! Stop adding things here, you guys!
Y is for yelling, which Italians do as they retreat from battle. Nice going, Italy, but great voice!
And last, but not least...
Z is for- "Zzzz..."- Oh, dear... Greece is asleep in my chair now... What to do?
HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED!3