R-Rose "the trouble maker"

D-Dimitri "the Russian

M-Mason "the dead

L-Lissa "the spirit

C-Christian " the Fire-man"

E-Eddie "the funny one

A-Adrian " the stalker

The Trouble Maker- Hey everyone :)

The Dead- Hey Rose!

The Trouble Maker- who is this?

The Dead- It's Mason!

The Trouble Maker- WTF? You're dead

The Dead- No I'm not and I'm in love with you let's go have sex now!

The Trouble Maker- Maybe I have to talk to someone first xx

(Dimitri has logged on)

The Russian- Rose this is irresponsible and wrong you can't do this

The Trouble Maker- your fault maybe if you would admit you were still in love with me we would not be having this argument would we?

The Dead- What The Hell! You're in love with Guardian Belikov

The Trouble Maker- no Mason I WAS. I am NO longer in love with him though

(Mason has logged off to go and cry)

(Lissa has logged on)

The Spirit- Rose what is going on (reads above messages) WTF Mason's alive

The Trouble Maker- Yep

The Spirit- WOW!

The trouble maker- Yep

The Russian- Princess would you please tell Guardian Rose Hathaway that her comment was irrelevant to the topic

The trouble maker- Shut your god damn mouth "Guardian Belikov"

The Spirit- Rose don't be rude!

The trouble maker- I'm not he started it. And I called him Guardian Belikov what more can I do?

The Russian- Guardian R. Hathaway now is not the time to discuss these topics

The Trouble Maker- well then when? will it be when I'm 300 and your 307

The Russian- No Rose...

The Trouble Maker- Well then when because the only place you'll talk to me is on here. Also by the way news flash everyone knows you were Strigoi so there is no point in hiding it

The Russian- Fine we'll meet up later and discuss our issues

The Trouble Maker- Fine we'll "discuss" our "issues" later

The Spirit- ahhhhhh. By the way Rose I'm pregnant!

The Trouble Maker OMFG! Liss I'm so happy for you xx. I so wanna be a mum someday (stares off into space)

The Russian- Congratulations princess

The trouble maker- it's Lissa or Liss not "princess" or "Vasilissa"

(Eddie logs on)

The Funny One- (Reads above messages) OMFG! Mason IS FUCKING ALIVE AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL!

(Eddie logs off to sulk alone)

(Christian logs on)

The one with Fire- Hey everyone. Oh and "Hi" to the bitch. (BTW That's you Rose)

The trouble maker- Fuck off Fire-boy

The one with the fire- (reads above messages) Lissa you're pregnant!

(Lissa has logged off to hide from CO)

(Tasha has logged on)

The one with the fire- Hi Tasha

The one who's obsessed with him- Hello Christian, Dimka and Rose

The Russian- Hello Tasha

the trouble maker- Hi TASHA

(Adrian, Janine and Abe have logged on)

The Trouble Maker- Hi Mum, Old Man and Dream Stalker

The One Who Stalks Dreams- Always a pleasure Rose. Oh and cradle robber is here :'(

(Adrian has logged off because he dislikes Dimitri)

The Russian- WTF?

The trouble maker- OMFG! Dimitri Belikov can swear!

The Mum and The Dad- Rose! No swearing

The Trouble Maker- I'm eighteen. Legally I'm a free woman so boom. I have no guy to bring me down except DTFDH. And I have load of money.

The One With The Fire - who is DTFDH?

The Trouble Maker- DIMITRI

THE

FUCKING

DICK

HEAD

The one who's obsessed with him- leave Dimka alone

The Trouble Maker- shut up bitch no one likes you

The One Who's Obsessed With Him- Yes they do.

SILENCE

The One Who's obsessed With Him- Really wow Christian?

Silence

The One Who's Obsessed With Him- Dimka?

MORE SILENCE!

(Tasha has logged off because she feels unloved)

The Trouble Maker- Suck on that bitch

The Russian- Rose don't call her names

The Trouble Maker- oh shut up DTFDH

The Russian- that is offensive. I'm gonna go tell my mummy

The Trouble Maker- yeah go try. Oh no wait she thinks your Strigoi!

(Dimitri has logged off to tell his family he is alive)

The Mum- it's getting late I'm gonna go to bed

The Dad- I'll come join you

The Trouble Maker- Ewwwwww! Sick sick people not infront of me

(Abe and Janine have logged off to go make Rose a sibling)

The Trouble Maker- OH SHIT!

The One With The Fire- and then there were two

(Christian has logged off to go find Lissa)

The Trouble Maker- and now I'm all alone :(

Please R & R & R

BTW I Own Nothing! Richelle Mead Owns Everything!