A/N Was watching Torchwood and thought, what on earth must Gwen be thinking? What ever it is, it can't be pretty. So I decided to try and write it. So here it is.
Gwen, paralysed, pissed off, thoughts in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" S2 E1.
The weird thing is, she is my least favourite character so I don't know why I want to write about her. All I can say is, I'm glad she was paralysed. She deserves it. End of.
Gwen's POV
Great. So this is how it ends paralysed in a cold damp ... Still, could be worse, John could of stayed to gloat. He's probably gone off to get the other containers. Bet you they're not even radioactive. Bet you she wasn't even his girlfriend. If I wasn't stuck like this I would be kicking myself, I'm a police officer, was a police officer, I should of seen it coming, Jack did warn me not to let him kiss me. Oh what does Jack know, he's just some undead, sleep with anything that moves, will run off and travel with a 'Doctor' at no notice. I could do a better job than Jack, I have been running the show the past week, which proves it.
Still Lanto is right, things are so much more fun with Jack around. Bloody Jack, Bloody Torchwood. Do you lot always screw up people's lives all the time? 'Cause I think you do.
Oh God, what was that? I think that's... Tosh? Owen? Bloody late as always. He's probably been shagging her in that warehouse, where the other capsule was. Hope John hasn't got it. Ianto? Ianto! Over here! Shit, they can't hear me. Lanto, what on earth are you doing now? Nonononono. Don't follow my phone, he threw it over there. You idiots. Ianto, you should be chained to that coffee machine so you can't come out here and come up with stupid suggestions like that. Shit, I wish I hadn't been so stupid. I should of never let that creep out of my sight. Oh, come on Gwen your better than this, stop crying over spilt milk. Not that I can cry right about now. Fuck this. This is not how it ends. Fuck you. Fuck all of this.
Tosh? Is that you? Over here you idiots! Shit I still can't talk. Shitshitshit. Yes I'm in here. Yesyesyes. Finally. Fuck you lot. Why do you lot always take so long. God you lot are worse than Jack. Fuck you Owen, of course I can hear you. I've been paralysed you idiots!
A/N Too much? I wrote this on a whim in-between revision