Twinny: AAAAH!! I just have to get this down before I forget!!
Umm...Kidnapped currently have been deleted but no fret, it was nesscessary for the retyping process. And good news, it have more words in every chapters
Disclaimers: I don't own. if I did, Itachi would have still been alive
Sasuke Uchiha was walking around Konoha one fine evening when suddenly, he felt like getting drunk off his ass. Yaddy, yaddy, yadda. We know the whole Uchiha don't drink thing, especially if they're underage. Well, sorry to disappoint you Sasuke fangirls, but Sasuke had a reason to drink.
He was about to go onto the whole alcoholic thing when his family was massacred but he didn't but now...he can do whatever he wanted because he has the power of the emo (Naruto Abridged)!!
He walked into the nearest bar and sat down, ordering the strongest they have. After drowning down a few bottle, he wasn't quite himself.
"Hey, kid, if you want, we can call someone to pick you up," the bartender said.
"Whah ju sai?" Sasuke slurred, words not even forming properly.
"I'll get your teammate to pick you up," the bartender said.
"Mah teem mat id drying to peep mi op?" Sasuke asked with a confused look.
"You know what, sit down and have another beer," the bartender said before sliding him another one. The raven gingerly sip the beer, nursing it.
After a while, Naruto walked into the bar.
"Hey, Sasuke, umm...wanna go home now?" the blonde asked.
"Ju know Nauoto, I wuv ju1" Sasuke said with an arm around the blonde's neck. Naruto blushed.
"And to sho mah luff, I shall sing a son!! HIT IT!!" Sasuke said and music suddenly blared to life.
"Let us fly-ay-ay-ay-ay
La-di-da-di-da-di-dah
To the golden sky
It's the paradise of smile
Where sun always shine
La-da-di-da-di-da-di-dah!" he sang, surprising the rest that he didn't slur his words.
"Um...Sasuke, I think you don't really mean that," Naruto said.
"Welcome to the wonderland
A place for you and me
If you treat me right
Then maybe you will have a key
This world is very special
And I'll show it just for you
All you have to say is 'Yes, I do'," Sasuke sang loudly and off key.
"For the love of God..." Naruto face palmed.
"Let us fly-ay-ay-ay-ay
la-di-da-di-da-di-dah
To the golden sky
It's the paradise of smile
Where sun always shine
La-da-di-da-di-da-di-dah," at the last note, Sasuke screamed it out loud and atrated to hiccup.
"And he calls me an idiot..." at this point, Naruto started banging his head against the wall.
"There are many secrets
That I'd like to share with you
I will show you magic
If the words you say are true
Imagine that the wildest dreams
Are in this mystery
It's the perfect place for you and me,"the raven screeched out. The bar tried to contain their laughter and Naruto...let's just say he was annoyed.
"Let us fly-ay-ay-ay-ay, la-di-da-di-da-di-dah
To the golden sky
It's the paradise of smile
Where sun always shine
La-da-di-da-di-da-di-dah
Let us fly-ay-ay-ay-ay, la-di-da-di-da-di-dah
To the golden sky
It's the paradise of smile
Where sun always shine
La-da-di-da-di-da-di-dah,"as Sasuke fnished his last note, he was grabbed the arm and yanked out of the bar.
"The the HELL were you thinking?" Naruto asked, quite irritated.
"I wuv ju Naruto," he said.
"That's the alcohol talking! Snap out of it man!!" Naruto said, smacking the Uchiha.
"Nooooo, I weally wuv you," Sasuke whined like a kid. Naruto gave him a disapproving glare.
"What--" he started but was cutted off by the raven's lips.
"I love you Naruto, my blonde idiot," he manage to say without slurring when they seperated.
"Sasuke...You...BASTARD!!" Naruto screeched the last part before throwing the Uchiha againt the alley wall.
"That display in the bar was embarrassing!" Naruto flushed.
"But Naru-koi, I WUV you!!" Sasuke said, going back to kid/drunk mode.
Twinny: Behold!! The great Uchiha Sasuke SINGING!! Song by Smile.dk caled Golden Sky