This is crack that happened when I was writing my other fanfic OMF. I said that Zetsu had a scary dream that he will never forget, and now I, Nara, will tell you in depth what happened. I know because I'm a stalker (fangirl)

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ZETSU POV

I was running, in this maze. What ever is happening around me. There are these gray balls that appear every three feet and my venues flytrap keeps on eating them. They taste like mothballs. with out the moths, I was disappointed about that part two.

When I looked at the plant on my shoulder, it was yellow. Not a almost dull Deidara's hair yellow, no. This was neon, highlighter yellow. The kind of yellow that makes people like Naruto go crazy, and make people like me go blind. Yah. That kind of yellow.

I now hate yellow.

Still running around this track I see a red ghost that looks all cartooned. The pixeled creature chased me around the track.

Only until a bright, neon, highlighter orange ghost trailed behind the traffic sign ghost.

A dark blue ghost trails right after the blinding orange ghost. This is getting tiring.

This almost feels like a game that I once played in a arcade. I think it was packman. Yah. That was the game. Now, all I had to do was loose and I would be out of here, I think.

I stop dead in my tracks, right after an opening, to go up. Then the brain dead after-life's take that rout. I walked back from where I came from. Knowing that if I continued upward that I would be sucked into eating more mothball circles.

At this point I'm almost tempted to go up the dead and touch them. That was the one that killed me last time. I thought that I would sneak around the maze until I found the buzzards to give them a good hug.

Shudder.

Still walking around I notice, a light, bubblegum, neon, highlighter, pink ghost coming my way.

If I'm going to loose it will not be by the pink thing. I'm not even considering it dead. The color pink died along time ago. Right on with all of the preppy girls that annoyed my to the point where I ate them. Good times, good times.

Looking around for another person, ghost thing, was not easy. It was if the things were afraid of me, more then I was of them for sure. If I saw one then the blasted thing would just poof away as if a ninja. Hah, ninja ghost.

Nothing was fun around here. I started walking slower and slower, but that did not seem to help. I kept an even pace, and continued on my way.

More mothballs were in my way. Seeming like hours I walked, skipped, and jumped, and for it I got more mothball dots.

Seeming like I had been following a path of the things I retraced my steps, when my shoulder plant had other ideas. It wanted food and who was I to deny what it wanted.

Following the disgusting dots, I went on the trail. Above me came letters saying I won. Then below them I saw round two, Tobi.

That scared me to the core of my being. The hyper blob chasing me, or maybe he would be like the ghosts and crawl away from me.

This was true. There were many more mothball like dots and I was at the starting point again. Eating the balls I started to hear Tobi.

Not just Tobi, but Tobi's singing. And insisting that he is a good boy.

I was his semi-partner. I hear his voice more then anyone now that Deidara is dead. What was that boy thinking… killing himself… and not taking Tobi along…damn him.

So there was Tobi's shouts and cries. I hear enough of the childish whiny voice, why now in my dreams too.

WAIT

MY DREAMS

I. Knew. I. Was. Dreaming. The. Whole. Time. And. You. Did. Nothing. But. Make. Me. Suffer.

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I hope that you liked seeing Zetsu being tortured.