Disclaimer: I own None of these characters so don't sue me and say I did.
I've read a couple of these and decided to make one of my own. This is my first one of these, keep that in mind.
Who's Line Is It Anyway?
Washu: "Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose line is it anyway? my way. What I did was use my dimensional portal to gather some people to preform this show with me. Now lets meet our first stars of the show. Give my gun back, Heero Yuy. Give my steak back, Son Goku. Give my Sakuya back, Lord Tenchi, Give My manga back, Serena Tsukino. I'm your host Little Washu. Now lets have some fun."
Wahsu walks down from the audience and sits in her chair as her little helpers get her a cup of coffee.
Washu: Now lets go over the rules. I'm going to read these cards with audience suggestions and stuff on them and give you guys little skits to act out. If you don't, you'll be turned into a water sprite. Afterwards I give out points, which are worthless because they mean nothing, just like a Jenny Craig for Ghandi. The winner(s) gets to do something with me and the loser(s) become water sprites anyway, or returned to your own world." quietly, "or both."
Washu looks over the first card then looks over the four "guests." Causing them to get nervous.
Washu: "OK our first game is for all four of you. It's called Props. What I'm going to do is give you guys some props and you have to come up with as many funny things to do with them as you can."
Goku and Heero get two curved peices of pipe making a U shape out of each one. Serena and Tenchi recieved a big flat red circle.
Goku: says to Heero who is holding the pipes like an M, "I'd like a Big Mac, Large Fries, Large Soda, Apple Pie,..."
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Serena: walks up to Tenchi and holds out the circle, "This HulaHoop you sold me doesn't work. I'd like a refund."
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Heero: Holds up the pipes to make an E shape, "And this children is how you make the letter E. Any questions?" Goku raises his hand.
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Tenchi: moves to the other end of the platform, "Ok throw the frisbee." Serena throws it at Tenchi, hitting his head and he falls to the ground.
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Heero: he and Goku each hold one of the pipes behind their head like their going to throw them, "Here we are in the quarterfinals for the boomerang championships."
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Serena: Holding circle up to her head, "Why do I always get these huge pimples right before a date?" Tenchi makes a knocking sound and pretends to hold out flowers before staring at hte circle.
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Washu: Okay that was great 1,000,000 points to the writer of this fic for using the greatest scientist in the universe. Our next game is called Who's line. This is for Heero and Tenchi. I'm going to give them a set of lines to use during their skit and they need to put them in their pocket until they use one. Their scene is, Heero is getting his Gundam repaired and his haggling with the cheif engineer, Tenchi, and trying to get him to lower his fee."
Tenchi: Wiping hands like he's cleaning them off, "Well your bill comes out to 500,000,000 dollars."
Heero: "Isn't that a little much? Can't you lower the price a tad?"
Tenchi: "I'm practiaclly giving away my services for a huge Gundam of this size, including the Zero System."
Heero: "Well I'm tempted to give you a peice of my mind and tell you what I think about your services."
Tenchi: crosses arms, "Go ahead and tell me anyway."
Heero: Pulls out a line from his pocket, "Ok, You look hot in that miniskirt."
Tenchi: Pretends to pull down on a skirt, "Well I don't normally wear these but Ryoko hid my pants again."
Heero: "How many girls are you living with now?"
Tenchi: "Well, Ayeka's mothers came down to live with us, Nagi is also staying there, the entire Galexy police is staying there. I tell ya not a day goes by that I don't here someone say," pulls out a line, "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah.
Heero: "You should start charging rent to stay there, you would be richer then Bill gates."
Tenchi: "I know, Bill Clinton is always calling and asking me for tips."
Heero: "Is he still the president?"
Tenchi: "No he was impeached and now there's a new president."
Heero: Holds hand hear his ear like he's holding a radio. "I just recieved the signal for when Zechs is attacking."
Tenchi: "Whats the signal?"
Heero: Pulls out a line from his pocket. "Spoooooooooooooooooooooooon!"
Tenchi: "Who made that signal up? The Tick?"
Heero: "Yeah, we voted Relena away and picked him to lead."
Tenchi: "Ok. You can pay me later, but you must answer one more question for me." pulls out another line. "What are you doing friday night?"
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Washu: "Ok three points for the both of you and negetive five hundred for the person who wrote that last line."
The camera zoom in on Yamcha snickering in the audience just before he turns into a water sprite.
Washu: "Much better. Now our next game is called Lets make a date. Serena is going to be on a dating show and the others are going to be the bachelors for her to choose from. Each of you guys have a strange quirk or identity they she'll have to guess at the end."
Serena: "Bachelor number one, I like to walk along the beach and smell the sea air. What would we do on our date?
Heero: -At a strip bar- Just stares forward for a while with a straight face.
Serena: "Okay. Bachelor number two. I love to have fun at the arcade. Where do you like to hang out?"
Tenchi: -Trying to hide Sakuya from Ryoko and Ayeka- nervously "I don't hang out. I stay in my apartment all day after school. I don't see anyone. Honest.
Serena: "Sure. Bachelor number three, Lets say we were on a date and someone tried to mug us. What would you do?"
Goku: -Under the influence of the Zero system- "I'll pick him up anf BLAST him into a million peices, then I'll blast those peices into peices, and those peices into peices and....."
Serena: Staring wide eyed at Goku. "Remind me not to make you angry. Bachelor number one, lets say I'm having financial trouble and I have no money to get home, what would you do?"
Heero: Taking several ones out of his wallet and holding one up, "I'd give you this one of you dance over here."
Serena: quietly, "later," normal voice, Bachelor number two same question."
Tenchi: "What makes you think I'll know where you live? I only go from school, my apartment and the shrine and Sak... Uh and nowhere else."
Serena: "Sure whatever. Bachelor number three?"
Goku: "I can pick you up and throw you in the sky and you'll land back at home and while I'm up there, I'll destroy anything that gets infront of me, Bwahahahahahaha."
Serena: "Well that would save on gas money, I guess. Bachelor number one, If we were on a date and another girl walked by, what would you do?"
Heero: "I'd give her some dollar bills too and have you both dance for me."
Serena: "You don't get many dates do you? Bachelor number two, same question."
Tenchi: "Why would we be on a date, I have no time for dates, I don't even have time for my girlf.. I mean my work and all. I spend my time alone." Whispers, "No you can't come out yet."
Serena: "Moving on, I'm almost afraid to ask but, Bachelor number three?"
Goku: "She would be in our way so I'd kill her then I'd kill the next person that comes by and then I'd keep going until I kill them all." Starts panting like a maniac
Serena: "You're starting to scare me."
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Washu: "Alright that was good. Serena, can you guess who they are?"
Serena: "Heero was a pimp?"
Washu: "Nope. He was at a..."
Serena: "He was at a srtip club."
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Serena: "Tenchi was hiding something."
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Washu: "It was Sakuya, but since she is just Yugi's shodaw I'll count it.
Serena: "Goku is insane?"
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Washu: "He's under the influence of the Zero system, but it's the same thing. A hundred points for all of you. Our next game is questions only. This will be for all four of you again, we'll start with Tenchi and Heero and the scene is, You're at a movie theater and you're trying to get a ticket for a sold out movie. Whenever you're ready go."
Tenchi: "Can I help you sir?"
Heero: "Can I get a ticket for the new Macross movie?"
Tenchi: "Can't you see we're sold out?"
Heero: "Then why are you still here selling tickets?"
Tenchi: "Don't you want to see a different movie?"
Heero: "What do I have to do to get a ticket to the movie?"
Tenchi: "I thought I told you we're sold out."
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Goku walks up.
Goku: "You here to see the Teletubbies movie too?"
Heero: trying to hold back laughter, "No."
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Serena: "Did I miss the new movie yet?"
Goku: "Which movie did you want to see?"
Serena: "Would you believe the new Sailor V movie?"
Goku: "How many movies are they showing here?"
Serena: "Don't you know?"
Goku: "I thought you worked here."
Serena: "Do I look like the kind of person who would work here?"
Goku: "Yes."
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Goku: "I meant Yes?"
Tenchi: "Who are you?"
Serena: "Madonna?"
Tenchi: "Don't you remember your own name?"
Serena: "Can I get in the new Sailor V. movie?"
Tenchi: "Can't you see we're sold out of that one too?"
Serena: "Do you have any movies not sold out?"
Tenchi: "What do you think?"
Serena: "I don't.."
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Serena: "Know."
Heero: without stopping, "It's you again." starts walking back.
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Serena: to Heero, "That was fast." to Tenchi, "How you doin'?"
Tenchi: "I doin' fine."
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Washu: like soup nazi from Seinfield, "No points for you." Normally, "Now then after tallying up my score board, the winner is, drum roll please, Lord Tenchi."
Tenchi: "What do I win."
Washu: "You don't have to preform in this last skit."
Tenchi: "Yesssssssss."
Washu: "The rest of us are going to do a World's Worst. This is where Tenchi will draw suggestions from our audience and read them and we have to act out the worst idea or thing to do. Lets get started."
Tenchi: "This is the worst thing to do while in a car with friends."
Heero: Pretends to hold a button, "Mission accepted."
Tenchi: "Worst thing for you to say when running for presidency."
Washu: "And I promise to hire a new intern every week."
Serena: "Presidential slumber parties."
Tenchi: "Worst thing to say to Heero Yuy."
Serena: Like Relena Peacecraft, "Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooooo."
Goku: "And this is the self destruct button."
Tenchi: "Worst people to invite to dinner."
Washu and Heero push Goku and Serena out front.
Tenchi: "Worst desguise to wear."
Goku: "Tinky winky"
Washu: "There now I look like Dennis Rodman."
Goku: "I love you, you love me."
Tenchi: "Worst people to date,"
Goku: uses instant transmission to bring in Master Roshi.
Heero: Holds up the Yamcha water sprite.
Serena: "Hello, my name is Raye Hino."
Tenchi: "Last one. Worst thing to tell your enemy."
Serena: "In the name of justice I'm Serena Tsukino, I mean Sailor Moon."
Goku: "If you squeeze tighter, you can pop my head off.
Washu: "Use my laser gun to kill us. Your's is broken."
Heero: "I ran out of ammo, my shields broken and I lost my beam sword."
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Washu: "Thank you every one and good bye, See you next time."
I've read a couple of these and decided to make one of my own. This is my first one of these, keep that in mind.
Who's Line Is It Anyway?
Washu: "Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose line is it anyway? my way. What I did was use my dimensional portal to gather some people to preform this show with me. Now lets meet our first stars of the show. Give my gun back, Heero Yuy. Give my steak back, Son Goku. Give my Sakuya back, Lord Tenchi, Give My manga back, Serena Tsukino. I'm your host Little Washu. Now lets have some fun."
Wahsu walks down from the audience and sits in her chair as her little helpers get her a cup of coffee.
Washu: Now lets go over the rules. I'm going to read these cards with audience suggestions and stuff on them and give you guys little skits to act out. If you don't, you'll be turned into a water sprite. Afterwards I give out points, which are worthless because they mean nothing, just like a Jenny Craig for Ghandi. The winner(s) gets to do something with me and the loser(s) become water sprites anyway, or returned to your own world." quietly, "or both."
Washu looks over the first card then looks over the four "guests." Causing them to get nervous.
Washu: "OK our first game is for all four of you. It's called Props. What I'm going to do is give you guys some props and you have to come up with as many funny things to do with them as you can."
Goku and Heero get two curved peices of pipe making a U shape out of each one. Serena and Tenchi recieved a big flat red circle.
Goku: says to Heero who is holding the pipes like an M, "I'd like a Big Mac, Large Fries, Large Soda, Apple Pie,..."
BUZZZZZZZZ
Serena: walks up to Tenchi and holds out the circle, "This HulaHoop you sold me doesn't work. I'd like a refund."
BUZZZZZZZZ
Heero: Holds up the pipes to make an E shape, "And this children is how you make the letter E. Any questions?" Goku raises his hand.
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Tenchi: moves to the other end of the platform, "Ok throw the frisbee." Serena throws it at Tenchi, hitting his head and he falls to the ground.
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Heero: he and Goku each hold one of the pipes behind their head like their going to throw them, "Here we are in the quarterfinals for the boomerang championships."
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Serena: Holding circle up to her head, "Why do I always get these huge pimples right before a date?" Tenchi makes a knocking sound and pretends to hold out flowers before staring at hte circle.
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Washu: Okay that was great 1,000,000 points to the writer of this fic for using the greatest scientist in the universe. Our next game is called Who's line. This is for Heero and Tenchi. I'm going to give them a set of lines to use during their skit and they need to put them in their pocket until they use one. Their scene is, Heero is getting his Gundam repaired and his haggling with the cheif engineer, Tenchi, and trying to get him to lower his fee."
Tenchi: Wiping hands like he's cleaning them off, "Well your bill comes out to 500,000,000 dollars."
Heero: "Isn't that a little much? Can't you lower the price a tad?"
Tenchi: "I'm practiaclly giving away my services for a huge Gundam of this size, including the Zero System."
Heero: "Well I'm tempted to give you a peice of my mind and tell you what I think about your services."
Tenchi: crosses arms, "Go ahead and tell me anyway."
Heero: Pulls out a line from his pocket, "Ok, You look hot in that miniskirt."
Tenchi: Pretends to pull down on a skirt, "Well I don't normally wear these but Ryoko hid my pants again."
Heero: "How many girls are you living with now?"
Tenchi: "Well, Ayeka's mothers came down to live with us, Nagi is also staying there, the entire Galexy police is staying there. I tell ya not a day goes by that I don't here someone say," pulls out a line, "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah.
Heero: "You should start charging rent to stay there, you would be richer then Bill gates."
Tenchi: "I know, Bill Clinton is always calling and asking me for tips."
Heero: "Is he still the president?"
Tenchi: "No he was impeached and now there's a new president."
Heero: Holds hand hear his ear like he's holding a radio. "I just recieved the signal for when Zechs is attacking."
Tenchi: "Whats the signal?"
Heero: Pulls out a line from his pocket. "Spoooooooooooooooooooooooon!"
Tenchi: "Who made that signal up? The Tick?"
Heero: "Yeah, we voted Relena away and picked him to lead."
Tenchi: "Ok. You can pay me later, but you must answer one more question for me." pulls out another line. "What are you doing friday night?"
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Washu: "Ok three points for the both of you and negetive five hundred for the person who wrote that last line."
The camera zoom in on Yamcha snickering in the audience just before he turns into a water sprite.
Washu: "Much better. Now our next game is called Lets make a date. Serena is going to be on a dating show and the others are going to be the bachelors for her to choose from. Each of you guys have a strange quirk or identity they she'll have to guess at the end."
Serena: "Bachelor number one, I like to walk along the beach and smell the sea air. What would we do on our date?
Heero: -At a strip bar- Just stares forward for a while with a straight face.
Serena: "Okay. Bachelor number two. I love to have fun at the arcade. Where do you like to hang out?"
Tenchi: -Trying to hide Sakuya from Ryoko and Ayeka- nervously "I don't hang out. I stay in my apartment all day after school. I don't see anyone. Honest.
Serena: "Sure. Bachelor number three, Lets say we were on a date and someone tried to mug us. What would you do?"
Goku: -Under the influence of the Zero system- "I'll pick him up anf BLAST him into a million peices, then I'll blast those peices into peices, and those peices into peices and....."
Serena: Staring wide eyed at Goku. "Remind me not to make you angry. Bachelor number one, lets say I'm having financial trouble and I have no money to get home, what would you do?"
Heero: Taking several ones out of his wallet and holding one up, "I'd give you this one of you dance over here."
Serena: quietly, "later," normal voice, Bachelor number two same question."
Tenchi: "What makes you think I'll know where you live? I only go from school, my apartment and the shrine and Sak... Uh and nowhere else."
Serena: "Sure whatever. Bachelor number three?"
Goku: "I can pick you up and throw you in the sky and you'll land back at home and while I'm up there, I'll destroy anything that gets infront of me, Bwahahahahahaha."
Serena: "Well that would save on gas money, I guess. Bachelor number one, If we were on a date and another girl walked by, what would you do?"
Heero: "I'd give her some dollar bills too and have you both dance for me."
Serena: "You don't get many dates do you? Bachelor number two, same question."
Tenchi: "Why would we be on a date, I have no time for dates, I don't even have time for my girlf.. I mean my work and all. I spend my time alone." Whispers, "No you can't come out yet."
Serena: "Moving on, I'm almost afraid to ask but, Bachelor number three?"
Goku: "She would be in our way so I'd kill her then I'd kill the next person that comes by and then I'd keep going until I kill them all." Starts panting like a maniac
Serena: "You're starting to scare me."
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Washu: "Alright that was good. Serena, can you guess who they are?"
Serena: "Heero was a pimp?"
Washu: "Nope. He was at a..."
Serena: "He was at a srtip club."
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Serena: "Tenchi was hiding something."
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Washu: "It was Sakuya, but since she is just Yugi's shodaw I'll count it.
Serena: "Goku is insane?"
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Washu: "He's under the influence of the Zero system, but it's the same thing. A hundred points for all of you. Our next game is questions only. This will be for all four of you again, we'll start with Tenchi and Heero and the scene is, You're at a movie theater and you're trying to get a ticket for a sold out movie. Whenever you're ready go."
Tenchi: "Can I help you sir?"
Heero: "Can I get a ticket for the new Macross movie?"
Tenchi: "Can't you see we're sold out?"
Heero: "Then why are you still here selling tickets?"
Tenchi: "Don't you want to see a different movie?"
Heero: "What do I have to do to get a ticket to the movie?"
Tenchi: "I thought I told you we're sold out."
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Goku walks up.
Goku: "You here to see the Teletubbies movie too?"
Heero: trying to hold back laughter, "No."
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Serena: "Did I miss the new movie yet?"
Goku: "Which movie did you want to see?"
Serena: "Would you believe the new Sailor V movie?"
Goku: "How many movies are they showing here?"
Serena: "Don't you know?"
Goku: "I thought you worked here."
Serena: "Do I look like the kind of person who would work here?"
Goku: "Yes."
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Goku: "I meant Yes?"
Tenchi: "Who are you?"
Serena: "Madonna?"
Tenchi: "Don't you remember your own name?"
Serena: "Can I get in the new Sailor V. movie?"
Tenchi: "Can't you see we're sold out of that one too?"
Serena: "Do you have any movies not sold out?"
Tenchi: "What do you think?"
Serena: "I don't.."
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Serena: "Know."
Heero: without stopping, "It's you again." starts walking back.
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Serena: to Heero, "That was fast." to Tenchi, "How you doin'?"
Tenchi: "I doin' fine."
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Washu: like soup nazi from Seinfield, "No points for you." Normally, "Now then after tallying up my score board, the winner is, drum roll please, Lord Tenchi."
Tenchi: "What do I win."
Washu: "You don't have to preform in this last skit."
Tenchi: "Yesssssssss."
Washu: "The rest of us are going to do a World's Worst. This is where Tenchi will draw suggestions from our audience and read them and we have to act out the worst idea or thing to do. Lets get started."
Tenchi: "This is the worst thing to do while in a car with friends."
Heero: Pretends to hold a button, "Mission accepted."
Tenchi: "Worst thing for you to say when running for presidency."
Washu: "And I promise to hire a new intern every week."
Serena: "Presidential slumber parties."
Tenchi: "Worst thing to say to Heero Yuy."
Serena: Like Relena Peacecraft, "Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooooo."
Goku: "And this is the self destruct button."
Tenchi: "Worst people to invite to dinner."
Washu and Heero push Goku and Serena out front.
Tenchi: "Worst desguise to wear."
Goku: "Tinky winky"
Washu: "There now I look like Dennis Rodman."
Goku: "I love you, you love me."
Tenchi: "Worst people to date,"
Goku: uses instant transmission to bring in Master Roshi.
Heero: Holds up the Yamcha water sprite.
Serena: "Hello, my name is Raye Hino."
Tenchi: "Last one. Worst thing to tell your enemy."
Serena: "In the name of justice I'm Serena Tsukino, I mean Sailor Moon."
Goku: "If you squeeze tighter, you can pop my head off.
Washu: "Use my laser gun to kill us. Your's is broken."
Heero: "I ran out of ammo, my shields broken and I lost my beam sword."
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Washu: "Thank you every one and good bye, See you next time."