Hetalia Cracktastic!
Ello again! This is me brightT3ars! A Hetalia fanfiction! I did this cause I was bored!
I don`t own: Hetalia
I own: this weird story
Warning: Weird stuff and swearing. O_o o_O
England was drunk, so he went to chibi`s America`s house.
"Marry me America!" England said,
Chibi America blushed, and looked down at his feet. England was wearing his drunk sexy waiter outfit.
"I`m sorry America but I can`t." Chibi America said,
"WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF?!" England screamed,
"What? Oh I mean, I`m sorry England but I can`t." America blushed embarrassed,
"But why England?" England said,
"What? Your talking to yourself England?!" Chibi America laughed,
"Duh! Of Course eye am, eyesballs!"England laughed, (Still drunk) "But why America?"
"Cause when I get older, I want to rape you." Chibi America said,
"Oh, okay. I`ll wait for you to fucking rape me ass ass assses as hard asses you assses can, America." England said with a stupid arse grin,
One minute later
"Okay I'm big now, let`s fuck."(Bigger) America said,
"Huh now?" England said like he was some gay dude,
-So den they had a sumo wrestle (S E X)
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Italy was making out with Romano, in a closest at Germany`s party (I know right? Prussia threw the party).
"Ahh~ Fratello!"Italy moaned,
"Ahh~Feli "Romano moaned,
DEN theeeee closest opened! "What the fuck are u two doing?!"Spain yelled,
"What do you think bastard I havin with my fratello, and Feli`s on top!" Romano replied,
"Then let us join you!" Germany said out of nowhere,
"Us too!" Prussia and Canada said,
"Oh, okay fine with us." Romano and Italy both said.
-So all 6 had grou -_-
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"ohohnhodfkgnjofiwsdbjhwcbadkjvwaghdegbewauijhbri" France said,
"OH FUCK I FICKING BROKE A FRENCH MAN!"Japan yelled,
"Do u really think I care? Aru." China asked,
"No." Japan replied,
"Yes!ARU!" China screamed, "LET`S FUCK HIM!"
"YESHHH!" Japan agreed,
So they fucked France all day long.
"Hey." Japan asked,
"What, aru?"China asked,
"Why is France on the bottom?" Japan asked/said,
"I don`t know…aru…" China replied,
"Well, back to fucking!" Japan said.
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Bonus:
You read, "What the fuck am I fucking reading?!" You screamed,
"Then why did you read it?" I asked,
"OmFucking god! Who are u and Why are u in my fucking house?!" You yell/ask,
"I`m a fucking god…and the creator of that story u read, brightT3ars!" I said like a GOD,
"Oh, yes! Please rape me!" You said very womanly,
"Oh yesh!" I said,
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Denmark was selling drugs to Norway, OF COURSE NORWAY TOOK THEM!
"AHH look a fucking, fucmixcm ansdkh po niuaosd s pony!" Norway said,
"Norway, are you okay?" Finland asked,
"Oh! Is dat a fair maiden? I c?" Norway said like he was a gay hipster,
"Huh, a fair maiden?" Finland asked,
"Yesh!"Norway said, then frenchie kissed Finland,
"Oh no my wife!" Sweden cried, (Also was sold drugs)
"Ur wife? NO MY WIFE!" Norway screamed,
Finland fainted, of the fucking smexyness of the 2 countries.
"WAR!" Sweden cried,
"FOR FUCKING SPARTA!" Norway cried a battle scream,
"The war is S E X!" Sweden Screamed,
"Me too! But u got to wear something smexy!" Denmark screamed,(Ate his own fucking drugs)
"sdknhfoias onqhidoi YEASHHH!" Norway said like a manly man,
-So they raped each other
"Just as planned!" Iceland evilly grinned.
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-End
Told you not to read it O_o o_O
-brightT3ars