Artemis and Holly had a problem. This is it!
"Holly it's important!" yelled a 25 year old Artemis. She stared at him.
"Fine"
"We can't have a baby"
"Why?"
"Human sperm won't affect fairies"
"Shit"
"So if you want a child you need a fairy friend to knock you up"
"OK"
"And Holly, don't enjoy it!" he yelled as she went out the door.
Haven, Trouble's Apartment
"Hey Trou…err, Captain?"
"Yeah?" His mouth slowly dropped as she told him what was going on. "Want me to jack off and let you have my jizz?"
"No, it has to be sex!" she yelled.
"Fine" She pushed him onto the bed and slowly stripped watching as his pants tightened. He popped off his jumpsuit.
Fuck!! Thought Holly, his dick(penis) is 5 times bigger than Artemis' and he's an elf. FUCK! She slowly lowered herself onto his large erection. She let a groan escape. Damn he knew how to have sex. The pace quickened, the groaning increased, and she was enjoying herself.
"That's it"
"What?"
"I just dumped 99 billion pounds of jizz into you and all you say is that's it"
"Thank you!" she shouted pulling on her clothes and leaving. Trouble sighed and checked off his to do list. Have sex with Holly Short.
Fowl manor, Ireland
"So?" asked Artemis.
"I wished yours was as big and you could please the same" she said twirling her bra around her finger. Artemis gazed at her erect nipples.
"Let's find out!"