Cast (In case you are wondering, I picked the ER character [past and present] that looks the most like the real singer that th

TITLE: ER Lady Marmalade
AUTHOR: annacarter4ever
EMAIL: annacarter4ever@ertvonline.com
CATEGORY: ER/humor/comedy/romance
RATINGS: PG-13, just to be safe :)

SPOILERS: Nope, all stuff you should know if you watch the show
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. My Tv and
Warner Brothers own them.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I love writing parodies, and when I saw the Lady Marmalade video and heard the song, I knew I HAD to do a parody. 

SUMMARY: Just the ER ladies havin' some fun!

Cast (In case you are wondering, I picked the ER character [past and present] that looks the most like the real singer that they are portraying. If you don't agree with my choices, you must be blind):

Mya/Cleo Finch
Pink/Kerry Weaver
Lil' Kim/Robert "Rocket" Romano
Christina/Anna DelAmico
Missy Eliott/Peter Benton


Robert:
Where's all my soul sistas
Let me hear ya'll flow sistas

Cleo:
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

Cleo:
He met Marmalade down in County General
Storing her stuff in the lounge
She said, "Hello, hey, yo, you wanna examine me Jo?" Oh! uh huh

Chorus:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Docta Docta ya ya ya (oh yea)
ER lady Marmalade

Robert:
What What, What what


Cleo:
ooh oh
 
Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi dit moi
Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi



Robert: yea yea yea yea

Kerry: Kim sat in my boudoir while I freshened up
Our relationship we tried to hide (alright)

All her curly hair, long legs, eyes of green
yeah

Chorus:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Docta Docta ya ya ya (yea)
ER lady Marmalade

Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi dit moi (dit moi, what what what)

Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi

Robert:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the Carter tags,
Anna let him know she didn't care about the dough straight out da flow uh
I'm an independent woman, some mistake me as a whore
I'm sayin', why should ya kiss my ass when I can kick yours?
Disagree? Well that's you and I can't agree
Imma keep rappin' these beats out like my homie Deezer D.
Knowin' how to clothe not puttin' up with bull
4 bad ass hotties from County General
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink Morphine by the vial with diamonds in the glass
Saline's a waste, the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Docta Docta Docta what?
ER Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...

Anna:
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of his lips feelin' silky smooth
He looked so right in the police station light
Made the savage beast inside me roar 'til I cried,
Bail-bail-bail

Kerry:
Now he's back home doin' mighty fine

Cleo:
He's got all that money can buy


Anna:
But when my thoughts turn back to County, sweet memories creep
Bail-Bail-Bail

Chorus:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Docta Docta ya ya ya (yea)
ER lady Marmalade

Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi dit moi (dit moi)

Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi (all my sistas yeah)

Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi dit moi (dit moi)

Docteur Dave est un abruti dit moi (C'Mon! uh)


Peter:
Anna...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Kerry... (Lady Marmalade)
Romano...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Cleo...(Oh Oh oooo)
ER baby...(baby)

Thursday nights on NBC (NBC)
Cook County General... (0h)

ER lady marmalade……….yes.