Song: Build God, Then We'll Talk, by Panic! At The Disco
Not Another Teenage Fanfiction (not like 'not another teenage movie', just wanted it to have a funny title)
Chapter 1 - Enter Sakura Haruno
It was a normal class day in Konoha High School's junior class...
"Okay students, we will be having a new student arrive today, she is from the United States. She should be here any moment. Her name is Sakura Haruno." said their teacher, Kakashi. There was a breakout of whispers.
"Great, a girl. Just what I need. Another one to google over me. Well, at least the day is about over, and this is last period, so this girl won't really get to see me." said Sasuke to Naruto.
"Geez Sasuke, you sure are full of yourself, aren't you? What makes you think she will want you? I'm telling you, one day you will get major payback for your attitude." Naruto asked. As soon as he finished, a beautiful pink-haired girl walked through the door. She was very petite and her skin was flawless. She was not exactally the tallest girl around, but she sure wasn't a midget.
"Are you Kakashi Sensei?" she asked with a sort of glare because the first thing Kakashi stared at was her c-cup breasts.
"Miss Haruno?"
"Kakashi sensei?"
"Yes."
"Then yes."
"Please sit at the empty seat between Sasuke and Shikamaru. Sasuke and Shikamaru, raise your hands, so Miss Haruno can know where to sit." They raised their hands while sighing and Sakura thought she heard one of them say 'troublesome' when she sat down.
She turned to Shikamaru. "Nice to meet you." she said offering a hand for him to shake.
"Troublesome." he said simply while turning and ignoring her hand-shake offer.
Sakura turned to Sasuke in hopes of a better greeting.
"Hi, I'm Sakura, nice to meet you!" she said smiling.
"Hn. Whatever." he said rolling his eyes. 'Well, what a lively bunch!' she thought.
She saw a group of girls appear next to her. She turned slowly to look at them. They were glaring daggars at her.
"Hi, may I help you?" she asked them.
"You are sitting next to our Sasuke-kun!"one girl said in a sort of bitchy tone.
"Um, I don't see your names on him, and besides, I didn't choose where I sit, so yell at the teacher, will ya?"
"Were watching you, Haruno!" another girl said.
"Great, but would you mind now watching me in the bathroom, I'm not really lesbian and I won't appreciate you looking while I shower." she said smirking to herself for the great comeback she created.
The girls left and Sakura looked at Sasuke.
"Who were they?" she asked.
"Your soon to be friends. They are my fanclub." he said with an actual smirk on his face.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! WHY WOULD I BE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FANGIRLS??? You're a total ball of bullshit! You are definatly not one to obsess over!"
"Okay, enough chatting, we need to start class now." Kakashi said to the class. "Sakura, would you mind sharing a book with Sasuke for today, until I find you one for yourself?"
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"Yes."
Sasuke felt something sharp poke him in the back. He turned to see a paper airplane on the floor. He picked it up and opened it.
It read:
'Haha Sasuke, I told you your attitude would get you major payback!
-Naruto
P.S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'
Sasuke turned to see Naruto behind him grinning from ear-to-ear. He mouthed 'Fuck You' to him and turned back around.
"Okay, today we will be learning about-" before Kakashi could continue, the final bell rang, and a loud group sigh was heard, because the class didn't want to stay to hear about the new chapter of 'Icha Icha Paradise' Kakashi said he would talk about today.
Sakura started to exit the class, when she was grabbed by the wrist by a girl with two large buns full of brown hair on each side of her head.
"Haruno, come here, we need to talk to you." said the girl.
"O-kay." said Sakura, positive that she didn't have the option to just leave. There were three girls leaning on the wall waiting for the two to get closer to them, before they would speak. One girl had black-ish hair a bit past her ears, and her eyes had no pupils. Another girl had blonde hair, with numerous ponytails throughout her head. The last girl had blonde hair with a long ponytail.
"Hey." said the blonde with a ton of ponytails, "I'm Temari, and we saw your reaction to Uchiha."
"Yes?" asked Sakura.
"We agree with you, he's definatley not as cool as he thinks, and we are the only girls with brains in this school, who realize that. Even though we don't approve his attitude, we still hang out with him and his friends, but we definatly hate when girls google over him." this time the one with one ponytail spoke.
"Okay." said Sakura, still trying to comprehend why they held her back from leaving class just to say this.
"And we wanted you to hang out with us later. We can show you around the town and stuff." said the girl with the buns, "By the way, I'm Tenten, and this is Hinata." she said directing the attention to the girl with the black-ish hair.
"Okay, sounds cool, here is my number!" said Sakura giving Tenten a slip of paper with her cell phone number on it.
"Cool, we'll call you in about an hour, be ready to go by the time we call, k?" asked Temari.
"Alright." said Sakura, finally leaving the class and entering the hall. She saw the rude, full-of-shit bastard leaning on his locker. She flung her purse over her shoulder, whacking him over the head.
"Whoops, I'm sorry." she said fakely.
"Hn." he said as Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji walked over to him, and they all exited together. Sakura left the school and drove her 2006 hot-pink Mustang to her house.
Sakura's parents had died over the summer, so her godmother, Anko, who lived in Japan, was her new caretaker, and legal gaurdian. Sakura was very smart while she was in America, therefore, she skipped a grade. He Aunt Anko, was very wealty, so she bought Sakura a house next door to hers, along with the mustang. Konoha High School, was owned by the Uchiha's.
Sakura flew onto her bed, then got back up, undressed, and ran to take a shower, so she would look nice for the rest of the day she would have with her new friends. Once she was done, she got out and dressed in a pink belly-shirt, with one strap on her right shoulder, a ripped pair of denim shorts, that were faded, and a pair of pink flip-flops, with her hair in down.
Her cell rang. "Hello?" she asked.
"Hey Sakura, you ready to go?" asked Tenten.
"Yep, I can drive us. Meet me at my house, do you know where I live?" she said.
"Uh, no, where?"
"The big pink house on 4th street."
"Oh, I know where that is, we'll see you there in a minute."
"Okay, bye."
"Bye." They hung up their phones. Sakura grabbed her purse, and walked outside, and got in her car, waiting for her friends to show up.
She was checking her appearance in the rear-view mirror, when she saw her friends running over to her. They hopped in her car.
"Alright, first, we can go to the mall." said Temari. Sakura noticed that Hinata never really talked.
"Okay, tell me how to get there." she said.
"Alright, drive down this road, take a left, keep driving, then once you see the sign, go park in the lot."
"Alright." she said starting the car and driving to the mall.
On their way, to their dispise, Sasuke Uchiha and his friends all ended up driving in the lane to the left to them.
"Hey guys!" said Naruto, with a huge smile on his face, waving. Hinata started to blush and push her fingers together. "You okay Hinata?"
"Y-yeah Nar-Naruto." she replied. Sakura started to hear ah-mazing music coming from the speakers in Sasuke's car. It was singing:
"It's the substandard motels on the corner of Fourth and Freemont Street.
Appealing, only because they are just that un-appealing.
Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering.
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and mabye a just dash of formaldehyde,
and the habit of decomposing right before your very eyes.
(along with the people inside)
There are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses.
It's sleeping with and taking best guesses
at the shade of the sheets before all the stains
and a few more of your least. Favorite. Things.
"Who sings that song, Naruto?" Sakura asked. Suddenly, everything got really quiet.
"We do, Sakura." said Naruto, as everybody continued to stare at her in deibelief.
"Who's we?"
"Me, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji."
"Oh. Well, who does what?"
"I'm on acoustic guitar and back-up vocals, Sasuke is the lead singer and electric guitar, Neji is the drummer and back-up vocals, and Shikamaru is on keyboards."
"Oh."
"Give her a break guys! She is from America, and she just got here, how the hell is she suppoesed to know you guys have a band?" asked Ino.
"True." said Neji. Sakura felt embarassed, so she sped up past the boys car, then switched lanes so she was in frond of them.
In the boys car, they all started to get bored, so they started to honk their horn at the girls. Sakura blared music as a comeback, and the boys just kept honking, till other drivers got pissed and yelled at them, so they stopped.
Sakura pulled into the parking lot, and all the girls got out of their cars, and saw Sasuke and his friends pull up next to them.
"Hey guys, fancy seeing you here." joked Temari.
"Let's go get some food!" said Naruto. Hinata blushed again. "Well, mabye we should go to the hospital first, Hinata is all red again!"
"I-I'm fine N-Naruto." said Hinata shyly.
"Okay, Hinata, if you say so." he said.
"Okay, let's sit here." Neji siad directing the whole group to a large, round booth. In order from left to right, they sat like this; Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, Sasuke, Sakura, Tenten, Ino, Hinata, and Temari. Sakura was very mad that her friends made her sit next to Sasuke, of course.
"What would you like to order?" asked the waiter, with a very high pitched voise for a boy (they all guessed he was gay, so most of them tried to hold back laughter attacks).
"I'll have some beef ramen." said Naruto.
"Me too." said Shikamaru.
"I'll have a cheeseburger." said Neji.
"I'll have chicken ramen." said Sasuke.
"I'll just have some water." said Sakura.
"I'll have a large order of fries." said Tenten.
"I'll have the same as her." said Ino.
"I-I-I'll have a cherry m-m-milkshake." said Hinata.
"I'll have large fries, a cheeseburger, and a strawberry shake." said Temari, while everybody looked at her in disbelief. "I like food."
"Okay, I'll be back with your orders in a few minutes." said the gay waiter. (This is no offense to any gay, lesbian or bi people out there! One of my best friends is gay! Not LB!)
"Hey Sasuke, there goes your soon to be boyfriend." laughed Naruto.
"You are so dumb, Naruto. I'm straight." said Sasuke coldly.
"He does have a point Sasuke, you've never had a girlfriend, and when that gay producer kissed, you blushed." pointed out Neji.
"That's from embarrasment." he defended himself. He could hear Sakura about to burst with laughter. "Are you crying because you think I am gay?" he asked her.
"AGAIN WITH THIS 'YOU-NEED-TO-BE-ALL-OVER-ME-LIKE-EVERYONE-ELSE' SHIT!! I DON'T LIKE YOU!!" she screamed.
"O-Okay, geez." he said backing off. Everybody at the table had a large sweatdrop on their foreheads, as the two turned from each other and folded their arms like little kids.
"Here's your food!" smiled the gay waiter. He put everybody's orders in front of them.
When he reached Sasuke, Sasuke noticed a piece of paper on his plate. "Oh, I think you dropped something." he pionted out the paper.
"Oh, no, that's for you." said the waiter as he winked and walked away, shaking his hips. He obviously heard Naruto call him gay. Sasuke blushed and opened the paper.
It read:
'Hey sexy, saw you checking me out. If you want a fun night just call me! (555)-555-5555'
Sasuke threw the paper on the ground. Sasuke turned to see everybody was behind him to read the note. Everybody burst into laughter. Sasuke glared at everybody. They still didn't stop though.
"Okay, everybody pick a toothpick!" yelled Naruto.
"Why?" asked Sakura.
"Whoever gets the short one has to pay for everything!" answered Shikamaru. They all picked a toothpick. Sakura got the short one.
"Okay, where is the waiter with the bill?" she asked.
"Here I am!!" sang the waiter almost right on cue.
"$56.78!" they all said, surprised at how much all their meals cost.
"Uh, Sakura, if you want me to help you pay-" Sasuke's offer was immediatly, visually not needed, because Sakura pulled out a $100.00 bill and gave it to waiter, telling him to "Keep the change."
"Wow, Sakura, where did you get so rich?" asked Temari.
"Aunt Anko is a billionaire." she said.
"Aunt Anko? As in Anko, the producer?" asked Naruto.
"Yep, she is my gaurdian, since my parents died and all."
"Oh, I'm sorry Sakura, I didn't mean to bring them up!" said Naruto.
"Don't worry about it, it's fine!" she said smiling.
"Alright, well we have time for a little shopping, then we should all head home." said Tenten.
"Alright. Well, I think were gonna leave you girls, to be girls." grinned Naruto.
"Okay, b-bye guys!" smiled Hinata.
"Let's go in this store!" said Ino, pulling the rest of the girls into a large formal clothing and apperal store.
They looked at all the beautifully dressed mannequinns and searched for the clothes they were wearing. Ino found an orange dress that tied behind the neck and went to her ankles, with 1-inch heels. Hinata found a blue dress with slightly puffy sleeves, that went to her knees, with ballet flats. Temari found a yellow dress with spaghetti straps that reached her ankles, with one inch heels. Tenten's was similar, but it was silver. Sakura found a strapless red dress that went halfway to her knees with 3-inch stillettos.
They agreed not to show each other, until they came out of the dressing rooms. They all ran into the small rooms, put their clothes on, and walked out, working their clothes, by walking like models, then started acting crazy.
"Haha, we are like mad mannequinns!" laughed Ino. Then, suddenly, everybody stopped laughing, and looked at each other.
"You don't think?" asked Tenten.
"I do!" smiled Temari.
"You guys in?" asked Sakura.
"Keyboard!" yelled Tenten.
"Lead acoustic!" yelled Ino.
"Lead vocal with eletric guitar!" favored Sakura.
"Drums!" yelled Temari.
"B-back up acoustic." said Hinata.
"Great!" they all said, and started chatting among themselves.
Kagome9943: Well, this concludes Not Another Teenage Fanfiction. Pauses JUST KIDDING!! Hope you liked Chapter one! I worked hard on it! If I get a snowday tomorrow, then you will have pure bliss by the end of the week, because I will update like crazy! I need reviews! Reviews are like the gas and I'm the car! No reviews, and I have no motivation!!!