31 Pouts to Die For

by Lonely Kitty

31 Pouts to Die For, 27 Death Wishes, 23 Ways to Skin a Rabbit, 17 Hits on the Head with a Clipboard, 9 Killer Komurins, and 13 Debts and Judgements all rolled into one wonderful series of crack for your amusement. Thank you for all the reviews!

1. 31 Pouts to Die for

Re-uploaded as a series because I feel like it, thank you to all who reviewed before!! Dedicated to Razeasha

Disclaimer: LK does not own DGM : D

By: Lonely Kitty

31 Pouts to Die For

Call Allen Moyashi

Make everyone call him Moyashi

stick a "hug-me-im-to-cute-for-my-own-good-sign to the back of his head

Call him old man

Call him adorable and cute, glomp him, and run away squealing

Make him wear a maids outfit

Take pictures of him in maid outfit

Give everyone in the black order (including the asia branch) a copy of picture

To make it even worse, find cross and give him several

Tell Allen that General Cross lost everything at a casino and is sending the bill to him

Whisper "Debt! Debt! Debt!" in his ear while he is sleeping

Tell him that he has curves (he really does!)

Draw on his face while he is sleeping

Tell him that Lenalee has the hots for him

Threaten to tell Komui that he kissed Lenalee

Tell Komui anyway

Smile at him innocently while Komorin mega comes crashing down

Hide him in a closet with Kanda

Stick Lavi in there to

Conveniently forget about them and leave only one loaf of bread

Put a secret spy camera in there and videotape them fighting

Smile at them innocently when you "conveniently" remember about them

Run away as if the Earl himself was after you (well…this might be worse)

Tell him that Jerry has left the order forever

Wave mitarashi dango in front of him, but say that if he eats it, you will ask Cross to send over all his debts

Eat all (or at least, as much as you can) of his food in front of him

Glue his face to his pillow

Put him in a room with Tyki, Road, The Earl and Lero.

Make him play poker with The Earl's "custom made cards" (he drew them himself so Allen wouldn't cheat

Forbid him from cheating with poker (and make him play strip poker when he does)

Force him to eat alcohol laced chocolates

BoNuS!: drug allen, tie him to a bedpost, and laugh your ass off when he wakes up in a room full of beer cans and a drunk Kanda, Lavi, and Lenalee (Please! I do not encourage underage drinking!)

LK- And I repeat, I do not encourage underage drinking! Anyway, please R&R!

~The One and Only, Lonely Kitty~