Summary: Kankuro goes for a daily evening walk. PLZ R&R!!! IT'S MY FIRST FANFIC, SO NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, would I be sitting here writing fanfiction about Kankuro? I didn't think so.
I walk out of the house. Woooo flippin hoo. It's raining.
Fine. Whatever. I'll go on the freakin walk. Since I'm being FORCED to.
Yeah. Forced. By who? Take a guess. That's right. My dear siblings.
But, whatever. I didn't HAVE to go on this walk. I could stop anytime I want to. Stop what? My therapist says I need to stop talking to my dolls. PUPPETS!!! THEY'RE FREAKIN PUPPETS, PEOPLE!!! GET IT RIGHT!!
My bitch of a sister uses a fan and my brother- don't even get me STARTED on my bastard of a brother, Gaara. He's got everything a psychopath needs:
a tattoo
red hair
insomnia
an inner demon(no, really. It's a flippin giant raccoon)
AND… bloodlust, LOTS OF BLOODLUST!!! JUST ASK ME! I LOST 4 QUARTS OF BLOOD BECAUSE I TOOK THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE!! GAARA NEEDS HIS COFFEE IN THE MORNING!!!! NEVER TAKE IT!!! It's scary…
Well, I guess the whole INSOMNIA thing works out to where he needs coffee, but he's been awake for 14 ½ flippin years! Oh yeah, and he's the Kazekage, but he shouldn't get special treatment just cuz he's the leader of the entire wind country.
(Disclaimer: OK, let's pause it right there. Kankuro, do you know what you're saying. Your little brother is the LEADER OF YOUR ENTIRE FLIPPIN COUNTRY!!! He NEEDS coffee!!!
Gaara: She's got a point you know. And what do you mean I'm a bastard? YOU BITCH!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! laughs insanely, well Gaara-ly
Kankuro:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Gaara!!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! TEMARI!!!
Temari: You're on your own you fag. Oh yeah, I AM NOT A BITCH!!!
Kankuro:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! to me HEY!!! CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHIN ABOUT THIS!!!???!!!
Disclaimer: Well, technically I can, but:
You aren't my favorite character, Gaara is,
Gaara will probably kill me
Gaara: Glare of Death™ Note to all you bakas out there, he does this, not says this)
Disclaimer: yep, he'll kill me OH YEAH AND3.It's fun watching you die
Now, back to the fanfic!!!)
My gosh it's cold out here. And to make it worse, I have normal clothes on, not my Batman- I MEAN MY NINJA OUTFIT!!! Yeah, that's it. My ninja outfit. Yeah.
Well, anyways. I think people should kno- GODDAMMIT!! IS THAT TEMARI AND GAARA?!?!
"Bastards!! What are you doing here?!?!"
I started laughing to myself, until I realized I said the whole "bastards" part out loud. great. Now, Temari's pulling out her fan and Gaara's sand is around him threateningly. Yep, I'm dead. Today keeps getting better and better, huh?