SNAPE AND THE FUZZY PINK DIARY
It was potions for the Slytherins and Gryffindors, and today, was an ordinary day (in potion standards).
Harry Potter had lost 20 points for Gryffindor, Ron had lost 10, and Neville had lost 34. Draco Malfoy had gained 50
points for Slytherin. Neville had managed to get a weeks detention, scrubbing all of the other students culdrons with
his toothbrush.
The Potions Master let all of the students go, but kept poor Neville scrubbing at the culdrons with his
toothbrush. While Nevile was busy scraping away, Proffeser Severus Snape, did the most unexpected thing, ever.
He reached inside his desk and pulled out a fuzzy pink diary, with a matching pen. He wrote:
"Severus Jan. 5th/2oo2
Dear Diary, Today i took lots of points away from grifindoor. And I gave sume to Draco becuze he is a guud stoodent.
And gusse woat!!! i think i like ginny Wasaly!!! she's so perty. and she huze perfekt teef. well, i gota go!! i got nevile
scrapin away at da culdrins.
Bubi, Love Severus"
Then Snape said, "Well, I have the urge to do somthing." Then Neville jups up, opens his eyes, and says
"Urge?"
And Snape said "Yes, urge." Just then Dobby, Winky, and every other house elf in the school jumed on Snapes head
rubbing in Purple hair dye and singing :
"He's got the urge! To natural botanicals! He's got the urge to Herbal! Got the herbal in the shower!
For another half an hour!"
Then Snape snaped back into reality, and shooed the house elves into a little hole in the wall, that lead to the
kitchens.
"Estoy Concada!" Said Neville in a matter of factly kind of voice. "Enchido Taco Bell."
"Neville!!! I didn't know you could speak Spanish! And Enchido isn't a word... I think..." Snape said, obviously
surprised.
Then Neville said. "Well, I better go, and by the way, your hair is purple."
"MY HAIR IS--- " Snape suddenly grabbed his neck, and started making squeaky noises.
Neville looked at hima and said "Lost your voice?"
Snape looked at him and nodded.
"Well, whenever I lose my voice, Gran always makes me tea. I'll call the house elves."
Snape looked at him and shook his head, and mouthed the word 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO', but it was to late,
the house elves were dying Snapes hair orange...
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, Didja like that? I did. :) I think I'm better at humor than romance.... but i'm a sucker..... i'll still read that stuff..
~Jenna~
It was potions for the Slytherins and Gryffindors, and today, was an ordinary day (in potion standards).
Harry Potter had lost 20 points for Gryffindor, Ron had lost 10, and Neville had lost 34. Draco Malfoy had gained 50
points for Slytherin. Neville had managed to get a weeks detention, scrubbing all of the other students culdrons with
his toothbrush.
The Potions Master let all of the students go, but kept poor Neville scrubbing at the culdrons with his
toothbrush. While Nevile was busy scraping away, Proffeser Severus Snape, did the most unexpected thing, ever.
He reached inside his desk and pulled out a fuzzy pink diary, with a matching pen. He wrote:
"Severus Jan. 5th/2oo2
Dear Diary, Today i took lots of points away from grifindoor. And I gave sume to Draco becuze he is a guud stoodent.
And gusse woat!!! i think i like ginny Wasaly!!! she's so perty. and she huze perfekt teef. well, i gota go!! i got nevile
scrapin away at da culdrins.
Bubi, Love Severus"
Then Snape said, "Well, I have the urge to do somthing." Then Neville jups up, opens his eyes, and says
"Urge?"
And Snape said "Yes, urge." Just then Dobby, Winky, and every other house elf in the school jumed on Snapes head
rubbing in Purple hair dye and singing :
"He's got the urge! To natural botanicals! He's got the urge to Herbal! Got the herbal in the shower!
For another half an hour!"
Then Snape snaped back into reality, and shooed the house elves into a little hole in the wall, that lead to the
kitchens.
"Estoy Concada!" Said Neville in a matter of factly kind of voice. "Enchido Taco Bell."
"Neville!!! I didn't know you could speak Spanish! And Enchido isn't a word... I think..." Snape said, obviously
surprised.
Then Neville said. "Well, I better go, and by the way, your hair is purple."
"MY HAIR IS--- " Snape suddenly grabbed his neck, and started making squeaky noises.
Neville looked at hima and said "Lost your voice?"
Snape looked at him and nodded.
"Well, whenever I lose my voice, Gran always makes me tea. I'll call the house elves."
Snape looked at him and shook his head, and mouthed the word 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO', but it was to late,
the house elves were dying Snapes hair orange...
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, Didja like that? I did. :) I think I'm better at humor than romance.... but i'm a sucker..... i'll still read that stuff..
~Jenna~