Hi people! Sorry this chapter is on the short side. It'll get better, promise!

Summary ho!

What happens when Artemis Fowl finds a mysterious object? He studies it of course! What happens when that object drags him into another universe with wizards and wars between good and evil? Then things get complicated. Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl both get plucked from their worlds and put into each other's. Suddenly it seems to be happening to everyone. Death will come back to life and all will be reversed as two worlds that were never meant to be together get shoved at each other. But what will they do when the only one to ever be able to appose the ones who created the universe comes back to the world and the very future of all and every civilization and species is in their hands? (AH pairing in later chapters.)

Fowl Manor

Artemis Fowl sat cross-legged on his bed deep in thought. It was a state of being he was often in. A small crystal orb was next to his bed. Suddenly, there was a ringing from the many screens around his room.

"Pick up," he ordered the computers tiredly. As soon as he said that, the screens flickered to life to show many faces. Each of them were from friends underground such as Qwan, No1, Holly, Foaly, and others.

"What are you doing mud boy?" Mulch asked. Artemis grinned despite himself.

"I was thinking but apparently that is out of the question." Artemis chuckled.

"That's right." Doodah said, grinning. Holly chuckled.

"We are not planning to leave you alone anytime soon," she laughed. Artemis heaved a dramatic sigh.

"No you won't will you? Oh well, I'll just have to endure." Artemis chuckled. Everyone burst out laughing.

"I must say Foaly," Qwan said after everyone stopped laughing. "You did well with your party communication windows."

"Why, thank you." Foaly nearly preened.

"Don't pay him compliments, it makes his head swell." Holly said in a would-be whisper.

"Hey!" Foaly whinnied indignantly. No1 laughed.

"Laughter, amusement, enjoyment." No1 said happily.

"I'll never understand you and your big words." Mulch said. No1 raised an eyebrow.

"You have the gift of tongues too you know. You should be able to understand." No1 said.

"Eh, I never really liked that magic thing anyway." Mulch said shrugging. No1 rolled his eyes.

"So how are the demons settling in?" Artemis asked.

"Some of them are still trying to jump into the shuttles to the surface and create mass human murder but that is under control. Otherwise, they are settling in fine." Qwan said.

"And Abbot's verdict came from the court." No1 said gleefully. Artemis cocked his head.

"What was it?" he asked.

"His mind, and soul, and all around being were put inside a guinea pig." No1 said, trying to hold back laughter. All the fairies cracked up.

"You should have seen it! We put a little wooden sword in his cage and he tried to pick it up!" Holly said through her laughs. Artemis started laughing despite himself.

"That honestly had to be one of the funniest sights I have ever seen." Foaly said, wiping a humorous tear from his eye.

"Where is Butler anyway?" asked Holly when everyone quieted.

"He is in the surveillance room checking the cameras. There have been strange goings-on and he wanted to make sure it didn't happen here." Artemis said. Foaly cocked his head.

"What sort of things?" he asked.

"People have been disappearing, but I don't believe that could happen in Fowl Manor." Artemis said. Foaly nodded his head.

"How did your parents take seeing you after three years?" Holly asked. Artemis scowled.

"They refuse to let me out of their sight. With Juliet taking care of Hera and Maya my parents are able to watch me all the time. The only reason they weren't here with me is because they are working on figuring out where I was since I refused to tell them." Artemis said, rolling his eyes.

"Who are Hera and Maya?" Doodah asked.

"I apparently have twin little sisters." Artemis said. All the fairies exchanged looks.

"How are you taking that?" Qwan asked.

"There isn't anything I can do, so I ignore them." Artemis said, shrugging.

"Your parents are fond of Greek gods, aren't they?" Mulch said off-handedly.

"They are." Artemis said, chuckling slightly.

"Artemis, what is that?" No1 asked, gesturing to the little crystal orb. Artemis picked it up.

"I was attempting to find the answer of that question. I found it one day on the doorstep and after Butler did his normal search I started examining it. I was actually hoping Foaly would be able to shed some light on it." Artemis looked up at Foaly's screen and Foaly started running a little check on his computer.

"I can't find anything. That's weird…" Foaly looked at the little orb confusedly.

"Err, Artemis?" No1 said. Everyone looked at him and he pointed to the orb. Everyone looked down at it and noticed something very peculiar.

The orb had begun glowing a violent shade of gold and white. It began sparkling as if there was a mist inside. Gold fire lanced across it but it didn't feel in the least bit warm. A beam of white light erupted from it and flew across the room and there was a ripping sound. Artemis dropped the ball in surprise. I long tear appeared in the air to show three thoroughly confused teenagers in an old, shabby looking room.

Artemis felt a strange tug and he fell into the tear and another boy fell into the room. The tear sowed up to leave a disoriented green-eyed boy.

12 Grimmald Place

Ron stared at the blue-eyed boy that just appeared. "What just happened?!"