A/N: New story, ill see how I go with it.
Now these are warnings and notes about the story, read and stuff. They are important
They wear uniform. I know Americans don't, but i'm Australian and I want uniform, so deal. The basic look is going to be plain white button up short sleave shirt with a black blazer in winter, black pants/ shorts for guys and choice of pants/shorts or a black pleated skirt for girls
There is going to be a lot of shit in here... so I will up the rating when I get there. Think swearing, underage drinking and drug use, self mutilation, shonen ai, potential (not graphic) rape, character death maybe a lime ect.
Haha, funny, I actually got a lot of ideas from this from stuff that happened to me... not some of the more serious stuff, but yeah, if you are curious about things, ask.
And when I say humor, I mean its supposed to be fun. The only funny things are things I have stolen off my friends that they have said to me...
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"I still don't see why you are sending me here." The dark haired boy said folding his arms as they pulled up outside the school. "Even more so, why are you sending Itachi here? The one positive of coming here was getting away from him."
"I'm sending him here to keep an eye on you Sasuke." The older man leaned over his son and opened the door. "If you didn't want me to send you to a public school you shouldn't have gotten yourself expelled from your last one."
"I hit ONE guy! Its not my fault that they are so strict. Fucking tight asses!"
"Language Sasuke." His father growled. Sasuke slung his bag over his shoulder and slammed the door behind him. He flipped off the car as it drove away and he pulled his phone out of his pocket about 30 seconds later when the message alert tone rung.I saw that. He flinched. Great, now he is going to be pissed at me. Fucking Brilliant. Sighing he walked up the stairs into the entrance of the large building. He didn't see how this was fair. So he hit one guy, he was being a prick... and his nose wasn't THAT badly broken.
He went up to the lady at the office. "I'm new, where do I get my timetable?"
"Sasuke Uchiha right?" He nodded. "Hi Sasuke, i'm Shizune, the principal is with someone right now... actually, you can just go in." she said gesturing to a door on her right.
He cautiously opened it a fraction and peeked in the crack.
"DAMMIT UZUMAKI!" A blonde woman behind the desk screeched. "Write on your books, your pencil case, NOT THE SCHOOL DESKS!"
A boy seemingly Sasuke's age was sitting casually slouched in a chair, blonde hair spiked up and a gentle smirk playing at his lips and stretching to his cerulean blue eyes. "Ah, Mr Uchiha." the woman said smiling and standing. "Come in, I was just yelling at young Mr. Uzumaki here."
The blonde looked Sasuke up and down. "This one is hotter than the last." he squinted. "They actually look kinda similar."
Sasuke blushed a little and looked away. Did he just check me out? "NARUTO! You are making the poor boy uncomfortable." she smirked. "Actually, you can show Sasuke around today, it can-"
"Really? Sweet, Come on buddy, lets go. And i'm really sorry, old lady, but what with showing him around and all, i'm not going to be able to get to any classes today."
She sighed and slumped into her chair. "I knew you were going to say that, here i'll sign you an out of class pass, now bugger off you brat." She held up a small folder to Sasuke. "Time table, school polices, all that kind of boring crap." She turned to Naruto and handed him a slip of paper. "This gets you out of class until after lunch. So you still have to go to maths and if you don't turn up I will have you on Cafeteria duty for a month."
He groaned. "Jeez, you are suppressing my free spirit. Pfft, whatever, Come on pretty boy." He grabbed Sasuke's hand and dragged him out of the office.
When they walked out Shizune smiled. "Be gentle with this one Naruto."
He smirked at her. "Not a chance sis, not a chance."
Sasuke raised his eyebrows as they walked down the hall. "She is your sister?"
"Nah, not really." Naruto said popping a bubble in his gum. "I've known her for like forever though, she may as well be my sister."
"And umm." Sasuke blushed again. Shit I can feel myself going red, what the hell? "Well, are you going to let go of my hand?"
"Huh?" Naruto looked down. "Aww, am I making you uncomfortable? Don't like attention from other guys?"
Sasuke snorted. "I got expelled from my old school because I punched a guy in the face for calling me a fag."
"Thats all?" he sighed. "Jeez, I was hoping you were some bad ass who would skip classes with me if you got expelled."
"How did you know I was expelled?"
"I looked at the documents on her desk." he said airily. "You must have hit this guy pretty hard."
"Broke his nose."
He raised his eyebrows impressed and nodded. "Wow, seems you are more than you look like. So are you?"
"Am I What?"
"Gay?"
Sasuke stopped dead in his tracks so abruptly, Naruto who was still tightly gripping his hand and chose to keep walking fell backwards because he was pulled to a halt. He slid and fell on his back, flipping Sasuke to land on his knees over the blonde, faces inches apart. He smirked at Sasuke. "Given the tinge of pink hitting your cheeks, I'll guess you are."
Sasuke scrambled to his feet and dusted himself off. "No, i'm not." Okay so maybe that was a lie. Maybe Sasuke was bi. But maybe this guy he didn't know had no business asking him such a personal question.
Naruto threw his hands up defensively. "Hey, I have no problem with it, I was just checking if we have anything in common, it's ok, i'll just have to turn you." he winked and gracelessly scrambled to his feet. "Now come on you little emo, If I show you around before recess then we can hang out until lunch."
As Sasuke was pulled after the blonde, he couldn't help when his eyes flickered over his body. He wasn't sure if he liked him or not just yet, but there was no denying he was attractive. At the same time he felt strangely awkward around him with his upfront attitude. He kept managing to make Sasuke blush and that was something he really didn't like. At the same time though, he had some sort of irresistible charm which he couldn't help but feel drawn to. If anyone else would try and hold his hand, he would have knocked them out cold, yet here he was, hardly objecting to someone who he had only just met leading him around, grasping his hand tightly. He couldn't help but linger on the fact that Naruto had insinuated he was bi or something like it. Sasuke found himself strangely focused on this fact.
"Anyway my little emo-"
"I'm not emo." Sasuke cut in.
Naruto dropped his pace until he was walking leisurely at Sasuke's side rather than dragging him along. "I see... well, ill call you emo anyway. Anyway." he said, swinging Sasuke's hand with his and refusing to relinquish his grip on him. "What kind of music do you like?"
"Uh... I like My Chem, AFI, The Used... 30 seconds to mars... Bullet for my Valentine-"
"Pfft, and you expect me to believe you aren't emo?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes before glaring at him. "You are so naïve, they aren't emo you moron."
"Shut up bastard, come on i'll show you around."
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"Guys, I heard there is a new guy and word is he is drop. Dead. GORGEOUS!" Sakura squealed.
"O-m-g! What is his name?" Ino yelled.
"Sasuke Uchiha."
"That even sounds hot!" she squeaked, pausing when she noticed the glare that Sai was giving her. "But you are the only one for me baby, the only one, i'm just window shopping."
"Tch,women." Shikamaru mutter. "Troublesome."
"Ah, so are you calling women troublesome?" Temari demanded.
"Yes." Shikamaru winced when she glared. "But not you sweetie, you know I love you."
"Sakura, will you go out with me?" Lee pleaded.
"NO!"
"Rejected!" Kiba called out throwing his arm over a blushing Hinata's shoulder.
"Kiba, if you touch her-"
"Neji, relax." Ten Ten said rubbing his leg, earning a flinch from the other boy.
"Guys, you all seem to be forgetting Sasuke." Sakura said.
"Pfft, I haven't forgotten him, i'm planning ways to obliterate him. Without even meeting you he managed to get you to fall for him. I'm going to find out his secret and then kill him."
"For Christs sake Kankuro." Gaara sighed, fiddling with the food on his cafeteria tray.
"Yeah, i'm sorry honey, but she just doesn't like you." Akira said stealing one of Gaara's chips and putting it in her mouth.
"Hey!" Gaara yelled.
Akira smirked, half the chip still protruding from between her lips. "Come and get it."
Gaara tackled her to the ground, pressing his lips to hers.
"Guys lay off the P.D.A's" Naruto shook his head and stepped over the pair. "Fine lets keep it waist and above guys, waist and above." He sat where Akira had previously been and pulled Sasuke into the seat Gaara had been occupying. "Guys, meet Sasuke." All the girls (bar Hinata and Akira who blushed or were otherwise occupied) jaws dropped. Naruto picked up one of Gaara's chips and stuck it in his mouth and promptly pulled a face. "Bleh, Cafeteria food, nasty shit."
"Well, Well. If it isn't my little brother, I see you are having no trouble fitting in."
Sasuke turned to face Itachi, standing with a circle of people. The girls jaws dropped even further as Sasuke sighed. "I could say the same about you."
Naruto nudged Sasuke. "Your older sister is almost as fine as you, shame she has such a man's voice."
Sasuke held in a smirk as everyone sitting at the table laughed. Itachi flicked his hair off his face. "Lets go guys."
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" Sasuke called after him.
"That's your brother?" Sakura breathed.
"Great more competition." Kankuro muttered slapping his head as Lee burst into tears.
"Aww, Lee!" Haku said walking up and wrapping her arms around him. "Sorry we are late guys, Zabuza and I-"
"We don't wanna know." Everyone muttered in unison.
Haku smiled at Sasuke. "Ooh fresh meat. He's pretty cute, bet you have dibs on him huh Naruto?"
"Not if I can help it." Sakura said.
"Not if I have anything to do with it." Kankuro and Lee insisted.
"Gah!" Chouji exclaimed looking up from his food for the first time. "You guys are confusing me."
Naruto gestured to him. "Meet Chouji, our human trash compactor."
Sasuke nodded.
"And i'm Haku."
"Sakura."
"Ino."
"Lee."
"Sai."
"Neji."
"Ten Ten."
"Kiba."
"Hi- Hinata."
"Shino."
"Kankuro."
"Temari...and that's Shikamaru."
"Zabuza."
"And that's Gaara and Akira." Naruto said pointing at the two still wrapped up in each other on the ground.
Sasuke looked oddly overwhelmed.
"It might take me a while to remember all that."
Naruto smiled and threw his arm over his shoulder and leaned his head on him. "That's ok, take as long as you want, i'm not letting you get away from me."
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Sasuke got home and collapsed on his lounge. He looked down at his watch. 3:49. Ok, so his dad wasn't going to be home until at least 7, his mum should be back around 4:30, all that was left was-
"Hello little brother." Itachi said leaning on the doorway. "How was your first day of school? I like that blonde friend of your's, whats his name?"
Sasuke growled in irritation and flicked on the TV. "None of your business." he snapped, feeling oddly possessive for some reason. "Now what do you want?"
Itachi sauntered over and sat next to him. "Aww, is it that hard to believe I am trying to be nice to my little brother."
"Yes." Sasuke replied quickly. His brother and he had a very strange relationship. In some ways they got along so well, but they had this constant sibling rivalry that had begun back when Sasuke had started school and continued now even when he was a sophomore.
Itachi shrugged. "Fair enough, i'm going out with some friends, tell mum not to wait up for me."
He snorted. "Now why should I do that?" Itachi glared down at him as he stood before the younger Uchiha who sighed and threw his hands up in defeat. "Fine, now piss off before I change my mind."
Itachi ruffled his hair. "There's my Sasuke."
He hit his brothers hand away and watched him leave. "Hn. Bastard."
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Temari trudged up the stairs snapping a row of chocolate off the block she was carrying. "Why do people always come here?" she asked. "It's not like i'm objecting or anything, it's just... meh, whatever." She fell onto the lounge and rested her head in Shikamaru's lap. "Where's Gaara?"
"Akira coaxed him into the pool." Kankuro replied, leaning over and taking the chocolate from her. "Ten Ten tried to get Neji to go down with her but he refused."
"Spoil Sport." she said folding her arms. "I wanted to go swimming."
"Then go, but i'm not coming wit-" he broke off and pulled his phone out of his pocket and sighed as he flipped it open. "Yes Lee?" he yanked it away from his ear, wincing as Lee's voice erupted through the speaker.
"Neji! How are you doing? Enjoying your youth? Listen, Naruto said he is throwing a party on the weekend...a kinda welcoming thing for Sasuke, you guys in?"
"Party on the weekend at Naruto's, are we in or out?"
"Yeah sure." Temari answered ripping the chocolate out of Kankuro's grip. "I'm interested to meet this Sasuke again."
"In." Neji told Lee and again had to hold the phone away from his ear to avoid the deafening yell.
"THE MORE THE MERRIER! WE CAN ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF OUR YOUTH-"
"Ugh," Neji hung up the phone and looked at it in disgust. "One person should not have that much spirit."
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Naruto drummed his pen impatiently on his desk and clicked his tongue thoughtfully as he attempted to understand his homework. "Fucking algebratic equations." he muttered.
"I'M HOME!" Someone yelled from downstairs. He didn't rise from his seat, instead waited until he heard a knock on his door and turned to face it as it opened.
"Hey you pervert, how was your day?"
"I was writing down at the beach." Jiraiya said, sitting on Naruto's bed. "Some fine looking ladies down there, very fine indeed."
Naruto rolled his eyes and reverted his attention to his homework. "There's a new guy at school and his name is Sasuke, I invited everyone here on Friday for a sort of welcome party, hope you don't mind."
Jiraiya shrugged. "Doesn't bother me, i'm not going to be here, just make sure you don't destroy the house, anyway-"
He stopped talking as Naruto dived out of his seat when his phone started playing the guitar riff from sweet child of mine. "Ya huh?"
"Naruto man!" Kiba hollered as Naruto shooed Jiraiya out. "Heard from Lee, this party sounds sweet man, sweet, listen... umm... is-"
"Hinata coming? Yes she is."
"Really? Awesome! Hana said she can get us some drinks and shit so i'll bring it ok?"
"Sick, look i'm trying to do my homework for once, so i'll talk to you later."
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Sakura repetitively hit her head against the wall. "Why? Why? Why?" she said in time with her hits. "I have two guys in love with me I have no interest in and the one guy I do show interest in completely ignores me!"
"Calm down honey." Ino said, her voice clam and relaxed as Sai ran his fingers through her hair. "He has been here one day, once he meets you i'm sure he will fall head over heels for you-"
Don't cha with your girlfriend was hot like me, don't cha wish your girlfriend wa- "Hello Sakura here, sup?"
"Hey Sakura, it's Haku!"
"Hey baby, I should have known it was you Mr. Withheld number, s'happening?"
"Uh, well Naruto is having a party on Friday night to get to know Sasuke, are you guys in?"
"Always!" Sakura squealed.
"Coolness, listen what are we thinking of Sasuke? Pretty cute huh? Oh Za, don't be so jealous, anyway, you think...?"
Sakura just smirked, something little Haku wasn't aware of. "I want him, and I always get what I want."
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"I like this one Kisame, nice job."
"He is pretty cool isn't he, Pein." Kisame said throwing an arm over Itachi's shoulder.
"He is kinda cute, I love the hair." Deidara said flicking Itachi's ponytail.
"Just a question." Itachi said. "Are you a guy or a girl?"
"He is a guy but he is the girl in our relationship." Sasori said nudging his blonde playfully.
Deidara pouted. "I wish you would stop telling everybody that."
"Come on Deidara, any fool could have fucking guessed it." Hidan said rolling his eyes.
"ANYWAY!" Kakuzu said. "We aren't here to discuss Sasori and Deidara's sex life, fascinating though it may be. So Itachi, what teachers do you know?"
"Uh, I don't?"
"Pfft, ok. Well, there is Mr Umino he teaches English and everybody knows there is something going on with him and Mr Hatake, who teaches history.
"uhh, right."
"There is Genma, he is my drama teacher, he is fucking insane, I love him." Konan, the only female in the group said. "He is very openly seeing my Japanese teacher Raidou-sensei."
"Is everyone in your school gay?"
"Meh, a lot of them." she said indifferently. "There must be something in the water. Who else is there? Umm, Mr Morino, he teaches Legal Studies."
"Mr Ebisu- he teaches social science, hes a creepy guy. I caught him looking up porn on the computers once during class. Nasty little fuck. Umm oh, how could I forget, there is my art teacher Mrs Yuhi. Man is she hot... shame she is seeing Mr Sarutobi, my maths teacher... damn lucky bastard." Hidan told him
"And another thing, what is with all the inter-staff relationships?"
They shrugged and Zetsu sniggered. "Mr Sannin, he is married to The principal, Mrs Sannin, but everyone can tell he is fucking Mr Yakushi, who is also in the science faculty. The funniest part is, that there is at least a 20 year age gap."
Itachi blinked. "Right, you school is fucked up."
"Yeah, what you going to do, ok so who are we missing?"
"MR MAITO!" Tobi yelled.
Pein shuddered. "He is a Gym teacher. The worst, by far. I can handle perverts and lechers and queers, but I can NOT handle him. He runs around wearing too much green and has a retarded hair cut demanding everyone 'Enjoy their youth'"
"But Mr Maito says that Tobi is a Good boy!"
Konan hit Tobi over the head with her school bad. "Fucking hell, quit it will you Tobi?"
They all sat on the edge of a fountain by the escalators. Kisame pulled out a permanent marker and scrawled Akatsuki was here .
"Akatsuki?"
"It's the Japanese word for dawn and we kinda adopted it as a name for ourselves." Kisame explained to Itachi who nodded in understanding.
"Don't you have anything better to deface public places with? You make us sound like a bunch of immature 10 year olds, no one is going to take us seriously like that." Zetsu sighed. Kisame returned the marker to his bag looking slightly crest-fallen.
"When are you expected home Itachi?"
"My brother is telling my mother not to wait up." Itachi said lighting a cigarette.
"You smoke?" Kisame asked and Itachi shrugged. "Sweet man." he said taking a drag. "You are going to fit in just fine around here."
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A/N: So we like dislike? I'm not going to tell you to review but... -puppy dog eyes-