AN: This is a series of PWP One-Shots that were originally thought of while in school, and sent as jokes to my friend/beta Brat Prince. The ensuing chaos that resulted is these little drabbles.
This first story was inspired by the Brat Prince and really boring Property class.
Enjoy
One day Kendall and James were showering in the locker room after hockey practice. It was a long practice, because they had to do suicides, the most dreaded punishment any coach could ever inflict. Since they were the only two fooling around, coach made them stay after and do them. Back and forth from the goal line to the blue line to center ice, back to the blue line to the last goal line. Ten times. Ten times and they felt like dying…
Like most teenaged boys showering together, they glance inconspicuously at the other one's junk. It's a little more awkward than usual, because they are the only two in the locker room.
Kendall looks over at James and says, "If I had a cock as big as yours, the world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis."
James tries to cover himself up, but his hands are not big enough to cover up his massive penis, even if he doesn't have a raging erection at the moment. He lets out an awkward laugh, still not looking at Kendall and mutters, "Well Kendall, I know how to make your cock bigger."
James slips down on his knees and shows Kendall with his mouth how to make his cock bigger. Kendall grips James' hair, yelling out his name as he finishes. After swallowing James looks up with a shit-eating grin and says, "Well, it was bigger for awhile."
Blooper Reel:
One day Carlos was in his dressing room and was fixing his eyeliner so no one could tell he was wearing it. All of a sudden Kendall comes running in and bends him over the vanity and they play hide the banana.