Hiya! So, it's one am and I can't sleep so I figured I'd right a short drabble! Don't take this too seriously; I'm in a pretty weird place right now! ^_^

Disclaimer: I'm going to stop doing these now. You all know that I don't own Naruto and I don't need to be reminded of it every time I write a new fic, it gets pretty depressing.

Enjoy! :D

"Sasuke, why are you naked?"

"Shhh Naruto, it'll all be over soon."

"B-but Sasuke wait, I'm your best friend, you shouldn't be doing this."

"It's okay, it's not real, just let me fuck you."

"...WHAT?"

"Please? You're so cute when you sleep."

"You watch me when I sleep?"

"Of course!"

"I don't think I like being your roommate anymore."

"You talk too much. Wait, let me silence you."

"Do I even want to know how you're – Fuck Sasuke, s-stop trying to put you dick in my mouth."

"Hush baby, it won't matter in the morning."

"What the hell has gotten into you, you're freaking me out?"

"Naruto just shut up and let me get into you."

"No."

"I promise you'll feel good."

"No"

"Yes."

"No."

"What does it matter? This is all a dream. I can just fuck you and you'll never know!"

"But I will know because we're wide awake."

"No we're dream –OUCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PINCH ME?"

"I told you this was reality."

"Shit! No wonder you were so rebellious tonight."

"..."

"I wasted my night trying to convince you to have sex with me when I could've just dreamt we were already having sex?"

"And people call me an idiot..."

"..."

"Get the fuck out of bed Sasuke. I'm moving out."

"No you're not. I'm going to keep you locked in here forever."

"..."

"I mean we've already had sex a bunch of times."

"Yes, apparently in your dreams."

"So doing it for real won't matter."

"..."

"I'm taking the silence as a yes! SEX! SEX! SEX!"

"Okay, let's have sex."

"I knew you couldn't resist me. Come to me little blond and I'll ram my big dick into your tight -"

"OH MY GOD, SASUKE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! YOU'RE HAVING WEIRD DREAMS AGAIN!"

"Idiot, you wake me up every time it gets good."

"Bastard, I'm seriously moving out."

It's now 1.18am! This was worth the eighteen minutes of sleep deprivation! I don't even know what I'm doing, this'll most likely come down when I come to my good senses. For now, however, OYASUMINASAI! :'3