Okay so this is some random... Something I started writing out of boredom.
Please be aware that this is a rough, unedited copy and I will update them in more detail when I find the time.
Rates and reviews appreciated but given the condition of my writing, it is understood if none are received XD
It had started out as a bet.
Like all bets, there was the chance of losing as well as a chance of winning.
No one ever places a bet if they think they will lose.
At least Deidara didn't.
The blonde had grudgingly agreed to act like Sasuke for three days after Sasori had beaten him at Poker.
Although he was sure the little wooden bastard had cheated…
He had even agreed some of the things on the list Sasori had given him were pretty funny but this was going to be hard…
Sir Leader had heard of the bet and in a vicious attempt at getting revenge on Deidara, had declared a change in partners, switching Sasori and Kisame so that Itachi was paired with Deidara.
He had just never gotten over not being able to find Deidara when he disguised himself as a woman.
Kisame had hesitantly agreed to become Sasoris partner, whereas Deidara had flat out fought the attempted switch.
It was dangerous enough pretending to be his foolish little brother when Itachi was not around but this was just playing with fire…
Or more specifically, Amaterasu.
Whatever the case, the poor blonde was now stuck on a kidnapping mission with Itachi and a hellish list to get through.
The first few had been easy enough and Deidara had happily and quickly ticked off "Style hair like a ducks butt" and "Act like an asshole" but this…
He glanced towards the stoic Uchiha on the other side of the campfire and sighed.
Number 3: Mimic two of Sasukes jutsu in front of Itachi.
Number 4: Mimic the Uchihas bloodline limit in at least two different ways.
Deidara growled at the list.
This was probably the best time to do it…
Itachi and Deidara had camped for the night a few kilometers from a nearby village.
The man they were sent to kidnap was rumored to hang around the power house every Thursday night at dusk.
The two missing nin had decided to camp in the forest opposing to renting a hotel for the night.
It was cheaper and they wouldn't attract any unnecessary attention.
They were currently sitting opposite one another around a fire.
Itachi was daydreaming and Deidara was glancing at his list angrily.
Looking around, the blonde made sure all of his things were securely tied to his waist.
He'll be able to make a getaway quicker if he didn't have to return for anything.
And if the Uchiha chased him, he didn't want to have to stop.
Nodding to himself after confirming the whereabouts of his clay, weapons, water bottle and food, Deidara took a deep breath and opened the canteen on his right.
Itachi leaned against a tree and watched him from across the fire.
Or at least, Deidara thought he did.
Sometimes Itachi just stared at things that may or may not be there.
It was quite possible he was gazing through Deidara instead of at him.
"Hey Itachi!"
The Uchiha snapped out of his trance and gazed at Deidara in sluggish interest.
"KATON NO JUTSU!"
The blonde terrorist took a swig of alcohol from the canteen, pressed his thumb and forefinger in an "OK" sign around his mouth and sprayed it into the fire.
The resulting fireball wasn't as big as one Sasuke could accomplish but still large enough to startle the older Uchiha.
Before he ran off into the trees, Deidara pulled his bottom eyelids down, rolled his eyes into the back of his head and shouted,
"BYAKUGAN!"
Itachi leaned as far back into the tree as he could.
He blinked several times, trying to figure out what had just happened.
Was that the Uchihas trademark fireball jutsu?
He wasn't aware Deidara knew it.
In fact he was positive that no one other than the Uchiha could accomplish such a fireball.
It needed practice of course, but Itachi supposed Deidara wanted to show off his skill as opposed to burning the place down.
But he had a Byakugan too!
Clearly, Deidara had more talent than Itachi had given him credit for.
He would have to keep a close eye on the blonde from now on…
Yah yah I know.
Like I said, Ill go into it with more detail when I feel like it -_-