Shade: New fic, new idea, new idiocy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Judge Judy
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Announcer: Welcome to the courtroom of Judge Yami! I you've got a beef, don't put it in your own hands, put your beef in the
hands of Judge Yami.
(camera goes to the baliff standing infront of extras from Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Baliff: All rise! (everyone stands up, baliff laughs) Ha ha! Made you rise!
(Yami walks in wearing full judge uniform)
Yami: Sit sit sit. Bring in the first case!
Announcer: Our first case is Yugi Motou versus Weevil Underwood. (those two walk up the aisle)
Yami: Yugi, what is your case?
Yugi: I accuse Weevil of being a homosexual Amish child abuser!
(audience gasps in silence)
Yami: How do you plead, Weevil?
Weevil: First, can I ask you a question, Yami?
Yami: Thats JUDGE Yami to you, poofter!
Weevil: Alright then, JUDGE Yami, can I ask you a question, please?
Yami: (sighs) Ok, go ahead.
Weevil: Do you have any Amish in you?
Yami: No, no I do not.
Weevil: Would you like some?
(audience laughs, Yami bangs his gavel)
Yami: Shut your cake holes! I have to decode that for insults... hmm...
(Seto Kaibas evil half stumbles up the aisle)
Yugi: Dude, you have more chin's then a chinese phonebook!
Weevil: (to Yugi) Let's call him 'Bakery' from now on!
Yugi: Why 'Bakery'?
Weevil: Because he has so many rolls!
(Evil Kaiba cries)
Evil Kaiba: Waah! Waah! I came here to protest Weevils innocence!
Weevil: Hooray!
Yami: (suddenly realises Weevils meaning) Are you coming onto me?
Weevil: Took you long enough. So how about it, big boy?
Yami: Not until the case is over. Yugi, bring in your first witness.
Yugi: Thanks. Ok, bring in... FIDEL CASTRO!!!
(Fidel Castro walks in and sits in the witnesses stand)
Fidel: Hola.
Yami: Speak english, or I will put you in contempt of court!
Fidel: (puts on a gay english accent, like Bakuras) Right-o then, old chap.
Yugi: (is now in a full tuxedo) Mr Castro, (glares at Fidel) if THAT is your real name, do you know Weevil Underwood?
Fidel: (starts crying) Yo no lo sé bien, (sobs) yo no lo veo, (sobs louder) tengo nunca lo reunió aún, pero... (breaks down in tears)
Yugi: Thats ok, your tears prove more then any real evidence could ever hope to achieve. Prosecution rests.
Yami: (is changing clothes to tight leather) Hmm... very interesting... I'm going to have to get an outside opinion on this...
Yugi: Huh?
Yami: Bring in Tea!
(Tea walks in)
Tea: Yes, Yam-Yam?
Yami: (stands up, turns back to Tea and bends over) Does my butt look to tight in this?
(Tea, Weevil, Fidel, Mai, Bakura and Rex are oggling his butt)
Tea: Mmm mmm, might good looking. Not too tight at all. Just the perfect amount.
Yami: Excellent! Back to the case! Weevil, feel free to question Fidel.
Weevil: Very good, tight ass.
Yami: Was that an opinion of my harshness?! I do not allow freedom of speech in my court!
Weevil: I was commenting on your tight ass! Now may I question Fidel Castro?
Yami: Hmm.... yes. Then compliment my ass again.
Weevil: Ok! Now, Mr Castro, if that is your-
Yugi: OBJECTION!
Yami: What is it?
Yugi: He's copying me!
Yami: Sustained. In fact, Weevil, if you use a single letter that Yugi has used, then you will automatically lose this case!
Weevil: Q?! Z?!
Yugi: Let's see you question him now!
Weevil: Q zz, qz z qzz zq zqqzqzq zqzqzz?
Fidel: (perplexed)
Yami: Answer the question, El Presidente!
Fidel: Please repeat the question.
Weevil: (sighs) Q zz, qz z qzz zq zqqzqzq zqzqzz?
Fidel: ¿El perdón?
Weevil: Oh f*ck it.
Yami: Weevil Underwood, you lose this case! I sentance you to be mauled by an angry man in a gorilla suit!
Weevil: What man in a gorilla suit? (a man in a gorilla suit charges at Weevil) ARGH! (Weevil runs away, followed by the gorilla suited man)
Yami: Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing Duel Monsters!
(various Deul Monsters walk in dancing)
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Shade: Ok, I owe a lot to the Amanda Show for that. Read and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Judge Judy
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Announcer: Welcome to the courtroom of Judge Yami! I you've got a beef, don't put it in your own hands, put your beef in the
hands of Judge Yami.
(camera goes to the baliff standing infront of extras from Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Baliff: All rise! (everyone stands up, baliff laughs) Ha ha! Made you rise!
(Yami walks in wearing full judge uniform)
Yami: Sit sit sit. Bring in the first case!
Announcer: Our first case is Yugi Motou versus Weevil Underwood. (those two walk up the aisle)
Yami: Yugi, what is your case?
Yugi: I accuse Weevil of being a homosexual Amish child abuser!
(audience gasps in silence)
Yami: How do you plead, Weevil?
Weevil: First, can I ask you a question, Yami?
Yami: Thats JUDGE Yami to you, poofter!
Weevil: Alright then, JUDGE Yami, can I ask you a question, please?
Yami: (sighs) Ok, go ahead.
Weevil: Do you have any Amish in you?
Yami: No, no I do not.
Weevil: Would you like some?
(audience laughs, Yami bangs his gavel)
Yami: Shut your cake holes! I have to decode that for insults... hmm...
(Seto Kaibas evil half stumbles up the aisle)
Yugi: Dude, you have more chin's then a chinese phonebook!
Weevil: (to Yugi) Let's call him 'Bakery' from now on!
Yugi: Why 'Bakery'?
Weevil: Because he has so many rolls!
(Evil Kaiba cries)
Evil Kaiba: Waah! Waah! I came here to protest Weevils innocence!
Weevil: Hooray!
Yami: (suddenly realises Weevils meaning) Are you coming onto me?
Weevil: Took you long enough. So how about it, big boy?
Yami: Not until the case is over. Yugi, bring in your first witness.
Yugi: Thanks. Ok, bring in... FIDEL CASTRO!!!
(Fidel Castro walks in and sits in the witnesses stand)
Fidel: Hola.
Yami: Speak english, or I will put you in contempt of court!
Fidel: (puts on a gay english accent, like Bakuras) Right-o then, old chap.
Yugi: (is now in a full tuxedo) Mr Castro, (glares at Fidel) if THAT is your real name, do you know Weevil Underwood?
Fidel: (starts crying) Yo no lo sé bien, (sobs) yo no lo veo, (sobs louder) tengo nunca lo reunió aún, pero... (breaks down in tears)
Yugi: Thats ok, your tears prove more then any real evidence could ever hope to achieve. Prosecution rests.
Yami: (is changing clothes to tight leather) Hmm... very interesting... I'm going to have to get an outside opinion on this...
Yugi: Huh?
Yami: Bring in Tea!
(Tea walks in)
Tea: Yes, Yam-Yam?
Yami: (stands up, turns back to Tea and bends over) Does my butt look to tight in this?
(Tea, Weevil, Fidel, Mai, Bakura and Rex are oggling his butt)
Tea: Mmm mmm, might good looking. Not too tight at all. Just the perfect amount.
Yami: Excellent! Back to the case! Weevil, feel free to question Fidel.
Weevil: Very good, tight ass.
Yami: Was that an opinion of my harshness?! I do not allow freedom of speech in my court!
Weevil: I was commenting on your tight ass! Now may I question Fidel Castro?
Yami: Hmm.... yes. Then compliment my ass again.
Weevil: Ok! Now, Mr Castro, if that is your-
Yugi: OBJECTION!
Yami: What is it?
Yugi: He's copying me!
Yami: Sustained. In fact, Weevil, if you use a single letter that Yugi has used, then you will automatically lose this case!
Weevil: Q?! Z?!
Yugi: Let's see you question him now!
Weevil: Q zz, qz z qzz zq zqqzqzq zqzqzz?
Fidel: (perplexed)
Yami: Answer the question, El Presidente!
Fidel: Please repeat the question.
Weevil: (sighs) Q zz, qz z qzz zq zqqzqzq zqzqzz?
Fidel: ¿El perdón?
Weevil: Oh f*ck it.
Yami: Weevil Underwood, you lose this case! I sentance you to be mauled by an angry man in a gorilla suit!
Weevil: What man in a gorilla suit? (a man in a gorilla suit charges at Weevil) ARGH! (Weevil runs away, followed by the gorilla suited man)
Yami: Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing Duel Monsters!
(various Deul Monsters walk in dancing)
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Shade: Ok, I owe a lot to the Amanda Show for that. Read and review!