Yu-Gi-Oh interview
Meg: hello! and welcome to... Unbelievable interviews!!! the only place where we abduct the people we interview!!! Each interview guaranteed to be against the persons will...so...let begin (maniacal laugh)
Catryna: oh stop with the dramatics and cheap special effects...we're on a 2 dollar budget...ok, since i am the sidekick i need to announce the victems...i mean guests.. the first will be Yugi Moto...come one down
Yugi: i can't i'm tied up!!!
Catryna: ok, then wiggle on down
Yugi: there is a chain attached to the wall...i can't move period
meg: (big sigh) catryna...go get him...
Catryna: caroline...go get the victem...i mean guest...
Caroline: can't i just bring joey instead?
Meg: NO!!! there is a presice order and we must obey that order!!! but...until we need him...do what you want with joey
Caroline: SQUEE!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! ooohhhhh Joooey!!!!
Joey: NO!! not you again!!!!!
Catryna: I think you should have told her that after she brought Yugi out...
Meg: I agree... ok, well, the joey interview is cut...
(scratches off name on paper and throws interview cards out of window...random person screams)
Meg: oh...sorry dude...
Catryna: Must leave...must...escape...lawsuit...Carloline...they know where we are...lets go!!!! bring the victems...I mean guests!!!!
Caroline: oh crap...not again...come one joey... we'll finish this later...button up your fly and lets go!!!! there's no time to go to the bathroom!!!
Meg: to the van!!!
(they all run frantically into small van and drive away quickly...Caroline starts singing for some odd unknown unexplainable reason...)
Caroline: duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh....BATMAN!!!
Meg: Caroline...wrong show...this is an interview fanfiction
Caroline: shut up... I must demonstrate my unexplainable strong singing skills!!!
Catryna: huh...ha...skill?
Caroline: SHUT UP!!! MUST SING!!! so this looks like a time for me so everybody just follow me, cause we all need a little controversy cause it feels so empty without me....
Catryna: uh...no
Caroline: I'm sorry mama i never meant hurt you...
Catryna: (shakes head) no
Meg: I know....
Catryna: NO!!!!!!
Caroline: oh... I know what song you are talking about
Catryna: NO!!!
Meg and Caroline: ooooohhh...potifer had very few cares...he was one of egypts millenaires...having made a fourtune buying shares in...pyramids
Catryna: one more note i am shoving you out of the van...by the way...who's driving the van?????
Joey: I'm driving i called it I'm driving!!!
all: NOOO!!!! (grabs joey)
Pegasus: I actually am driving
Caroline: what the- PEGASUS??? I thought you dropped the face of the earth!!! (hits Pegasus over head with candlestick)
(Caroline takes control of van and decides to drive it over a nearby cliff)
Catryna: A CLIFF?! in LONG ISLAND????
Caroline: it could happen
Meg: wait...why are alive?
Caroline: because I said so...look at pegasus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catryna: now we really can say he dropped off the face of the earth
Meg: lets say a few words
Catryna: like what?
Meg: Pegasus had very few cares...he was one of Japans millionaires...
Caroline: I think i heard this tune some where before...
Meg: your right!!! ok...how about hinklefinkledinkledoo?
Caroline: AMEN!!!
Catryna: I have a few words
Meg: what are they
Catryna: Fu-
Meg: PG rating catryna!!!!!!!
Catryna: fine...rest in peices...one thing I am curious about...where did the candlestick come from?
Meg: this is a PG rating catryna...we can't have any actual weapons...besides...do you know how much weapons cost these days????
Caroline and Catryna: ooooooooohhhhh
Caroline: wait...since it is a PG rating...does this mean I can't do anything wiht Joey?
Meg: yes...
(suddenly everyone freezes and can't move, except for meg)
Meg: ok, i am holding these guys hostage until I think of a new chapter, sorry guys...I'm hungary and need a lunch break...well, untill next time c-ya!!! but I have a feeling I forgot something..oh well, nothing important....
Meg: hello! and welcome to... Unbelievable interviews!!! the only place where we abduct the people we interview!!! Each interview guaranteed to be against the persons will...so...let begin (maniacal laugh)
Catryna: oh stop with the dramatics and cheap special effects...we're on a 2 dollar budget...ok, since i am the sidekick i need to announce the victems...i mean guests.. the first will be Yugi Moto...come one down
Yugi: i can't i'm tied up!!!
Catryna: ok, then wiggle on down
Yugi: there is a chain attached to the wall...i can't move period
meg: (big sigh) catryna...go get him...
Catryna: caroline...go get the victem...i mean guest...
Caroline: can't i just bring joey instead?
Meg: NO!!! there is a presice order and we must obey that order!!! but...until we need him...do what you want with joey
Caroline: SQUEE!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! ooohhhhh Joooey!!!!
Joey: NO!! not you again!!!!!
Catryna: I think you should have told her that after she brought Yugi out...
Meg: I agree... ok, well, the joey interview is cut...
(scratches off name on paper and throws interview cards out of window...random person screams)
Meg: oh...sorry dude...
Catryna: Must leave...must...escape...lawsuit...Carloline...they know where we are...lets go!!!! bring the victems...I mean guests!!!!
Caroline: oh crap...not again...come one joey... we'll finish this later...button up your fly and lets go!!!! there's no time to go to the bathroom!!!
Meg: to the van!!!
(they all run frantically into small van and drive away quickly...Caroline starts singing for some odd unknown unexplainable reason...)
Caroline: duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh....BATMAN!!!
Meg: Caroline...wrong show...this is an interview fanfiction
Caroline: shut up... I must demonstrate my unexplainable strong singing skills!!!
Catryna: huh...ha...skill?
Caroline: SHUT UP!!! MUST SING!!! so this looks like a time for me so everybody just follow me, cause we all need a little controversy cause it feels so empty without me....
Catryna: uh...no
Caroline: I'm sorry mama i never meant hurt you...
Catryna: (shakes head) no
Meg: I know....
Catryna: NO!!!!!!
Caroline: oh... I know what song you are talking about
Catryna: NO!!!
Meg and Caroline: ooooohhh...potifer had very few cares...he was one of egypts millenaires...having made a fourtune buying shares in...pyramids
Catryna: one more note i am shoving you out of the van...by the way...who's driving the van?????
Joey: I'm driving i called it I'm driving!!!
all: NOOO!!!! (grabs joey)
Pegasus: I actually am driving
Caroline: what the- PEGASUS??? I thought you dropped the face of the earth!!! (hits Pegasus over head with candlestick)
(Caroline takes control of van and decides to drive it over a nearby cliff)
Catryna: A CLIFF?! in LONG ISLAND????
Caroline: it could happen
Meg: wait...why are alive?
Caroline: because I said so...look at pegasus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catryna: now we really can say he dropped off the face of the earth
Meg: lets say a few words
Catryna: like what?
Meg: Pegasus had very few cares...he was one of Japans millionaires...
Caroline: I think i heard this tune some where before...
Meg: your right!!! ok...how about hinklefinkledinkledoo?
Caroline: AMEN!!!
Catryna: I have a few words
Meg: what are they
Catryna: Fu-
Meg: PG rating catryna!!!!!!!
Catryna: fine...rest in peices...one thing I am curious about...where did the candlestick come from?
Meg: this is a PG rating catryna...we can't have any actual weapons...besides...do you know how much weapons cost these days????
Caroline and Catryna: ooooooooohhhhh
Caroline: wait...since it is a PG rating...does this mean I can't do anything wiht Joey?
Meg: yes...
(suddenly everyone freezes and can't move, except for meg)
Meg: ok, i am holding these guys hostage until I think of a new chapter, sorry guys...I'm hungary and need a lunch break...well, untill next time c-ya!!! but I have a feeling I forgot something..oh well, nothing important....