Harry is

by alli-sun

This is a story written by my little sister. Hope you like it. Takes place in the fourth book movie where McGonagall says “Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat!” Very random.

Harry is…

Summary: This is a story written by my little sister. Hope you like it. Takes place in the fourth book (movie) where McGonagall says "Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat!" Very random.

Disclaimer: We do not own any of these characters or the line "Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat!" We do own the story, though.

Spoilers: Fourth book (movie)

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Dumbledore's office

"Potter is a boy! Not a piece of meat!" McGonagall said.

"Harry is a girl! Not a boy!" Dumbledore said.

"Potter is a piece of meat! Not a girl!" Snape said.

Harry walks in and says "How dare you! I am a monkey! Not a piece of meat!"

Harry exits.

"Potter is a boy monkey! Not a piece of monkey meat!" McGonagall said.

"Harry is a girl monkey! Not a boy monkey!" Dumbledore said.

"Potter is a piece of monkey meat! Not a girl monkey!" Snape said.

Harry walks again and says "How daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you!" in a very high-pitched voice.

"That proves it!" Dumbledore yelled. "Harry is a girl because he used a high-pitched voice! Even the author says so!"

"I am a strand of hair!" Harry yelled, then walked out.

"Potter is a boy strand of hair! Not a piece of strand of hair meat!" McGonagall said.

"I have evidence! Harry is a girl strand of hair! Not a boy strand of hair!" Dumbledore said.

"Potter is a messy piece of strand of hair meat! Not a girl strand of hair!" Snape said.

Before Harry could walk in, Snape leaves to take a shower.

Then Harry walks in.

"Snape is a man! Not a piece of meat!" McGonagall said.

"Severus is a woman! Not a man!" Dumbledore said.

"Snape is a greasy git! Not a woman!" Harry said.

Then Snape comes in with a towel and a rubber cauldron (A/N – You know, like a rubber duck?) and says "How dare you! I am taking a shower! I am not a greasy git!"

Snape leaves.

McGonagall, Dumbledore, and Harry tried to find a way to have a conversation about Snape and a shower.

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A/N – My sister is weird. I still want to know what you guys think, though. She made most of this up.