A/N: I have no clue whatsoever of where this came from. I've had it on my computer for a while, though.
Enjoy, and please review!
Yami really hadn't signed up for this.
"Baa."
He tried to get up.
Failed horribly.
Collapsed backwards onto the straw.
"Baa."
"Can you shut the Ra-damned thing up?" he hissed at Yugi.
"Baa."
"Ehehehe...I'm kinda busy right now!"Yugi laughed sheepishly. "Now"-to the cow that was currently munching on his hair-"would you stop? Please?"
Joey rolled his eyes. "S'not just gonna stop if you just ask it, Yug."
"But-" Yugi's protest was cut off by Yami freaking out.
"Get. Off . Of. Me. NOW!" Flecks of spittle flew from his mouth, and hit a rather irate looking Duke in the face, who'd been wandering over and sort of bending down, just to see how cross-eyed the sheep really was.
"Say it, don't spray it!" Duke wiped the spit from his face while making an 'ugh!' sound. "God."
"Baaaa."
The thing rolled off him and trotted away.
Yami sighed, and attempted to get up...
Slipped in the mud...
And landed face down in stinking silage.
A mangy looking sheepdog took this as an invitation to start licking his face.
"This is really not my idea of fun."
Teá tried, (and failed) to keep her laughter in, eventually clutching to a guffawing Tristan in an attempt to stay upright (which also failed.)
Imminent Mind Crush in 3, 2, 1...
:D
Inspired by a few not so fun experiences.
Review,please!
~Gryfo