RKK: Hello Everyone!
Sy: Where Are we?
RKK: Fan fiction… I decided to share the insanity of the realmers with my online friends of Oh…
RKK: Any way…. Kita! The Disclaimers!!!
Kita: the realmers don't own Escaflowne… or it's characters… if they did… Hitomi wouldn't scream so much and freak out… any way… this is just a random thing the Realmers gang did because they were bored… there's going to be more… but for now… enjoy!!!
Rating: M (obviously for cussing etc.)
Title: "Gaea's New… Shadow Realm?" (The main forum this is posted in/ on is visible at www.syrisrealmer . (AN/ Remove the spaces to visit the Realmers website)
Written by: Moddy Pride, darkkaneotani, shadow, Syris (Underscore) Realmer, kerikaibacutie, and… the Escaflowne gang!!! (Not really u.u)
Who's who:
Sy/Syris – Syris (underscore) Realmer
KKC – kerikaibacutie
Moddy – Moddy Pride
DKO/ Kane – darkkaneotani
Kita – kitamishai
Shadow – shadow
(All these people are realmers u.u and KKC is me… u.u Sy made up my user name…)
Van: Wakes up my head hurts...
KKC: Wulll... you and Allen DID do the nasty last night...
Hitomi: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
DKO: No...
Merle: Thank you god...
KKC: I want Cookies...
Sy: I GOTS COOKIES!!! Holds up shugary goodness
Allen: Tackles Sy for cookies COOOOKKKIIIIEEEESSSSS!!!!!! 8D!!!!
KKC: looks at Hitomi Has Allen-kun had his meds yet?
Hitomi: nope...
DKO: Okkkkeeeyyyy... -.-;
Van: so... who are you guys... and where are we?
Merle: Sniffs Kita and you smell funny... Can I bite you?
Kita: no... Konohagakure's most secret and sacred technique: "A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!" Pokes Melernia in the ass HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Melernia: o.- My... my... my ass... IT HURTS!!!!
Kita: Laughs at Melerna's misfortune...
Celena: where's Dilly?
Dilandau: Right here bitch! Worship me!!!
KKC: Holds up a lighter and flicks it so it sparks but does not flame Hey Sy... I'm bored... what say we start a game...
Sy: Uh, oh... You're looking evil Keri-chan... Did you have YOUR MEDS THIS MORNING!?!?
KKC: Maybbbbeeee...
Van: Slaps face in sarcasm Lucifer Save us!
Shadow: You rang?
Merle: Oh queenie dear with mug so mean, there's still one broad that you ain't seen... she's got a face that's like an Idol, compaired to her... you look like Fido...
Moddy: o.O woah, that was Rob's line in a play...
KKC: I know...
Dilandau: I'm NOT Fido!!!
Van: Yes you are...
Allen: MAN SECKS!!!
--Crickets--
Allen: WHAT?!?!
KKC: Wow...
Eres: LET'S MAKE COOKIES!!!
Van: Puts on Apron YAY!!! COOKING!!!
Eres: Slamms frying pan into Van's face Not you dumb ass...
Van: Lookie... Escaflowne's alll pink and purty...
Chid: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! AND MY DADDY'S A DIRTY WHORE!!!
Allen: I... I'm not... a whore... TT
Merle and Melernia: Yes you are you whore!!!
Kane: walks in, sees what's going on then leaves
Shadow: talking to father AKA Satan But daddy...Fine...What about Cerberus?...YES!!!
KKC: What are you talking about?
Shadow: I got daddy to let me take Cerberus and go play with the Escaflowne gang! OH DILLY!!!!
Dilandau: STOP CALLING ME DILLY!!!
KKC: NOOOO!!!!!
Cerberus: Growls
Dilandau: HEEEELLLLLPPpP!!!!!! Runs screaming like a girl
DKO: Whooottttt!!! Cookies!!! I am the cooking QUEEEEENNNN!!!! Makes Tacos
Celena: Wull... Now what?
Melernia: My... Ass still hurts... o.-...
Van: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Syris: Alright who gave Van Laughing gas?
Moddy: Not me...
Moddy: Yes I did!!
Moddy: No I didn't!!
Moddy: Did!!
Moddy: Didn't!!
Moddy: Did!!
Moddy: Didn't!!starts strangling herself
Moddy: accidentally chokes herself out
Moddy:...
Moddy:...
Moddy: I walk the streets of Japan till I get lost
Moddy: 'Cus it doesn't remind me of anything
KKC: Awkward...
Van: Still laughing...
Dilandau: Can I kill him? did you see what he did to my beautiful face?!?!
Allen: Shut up, just shut up!
Syris- Wtf...
Van- Ha
Keri- Fuckers… I'll kill you all
Dilandau- Bitch...
Syris- using his awesome might Silence Knave!!!
Moddy- That was soo cool!!!
KKC: Takes Out Frying pan then has Moddy hoist Allen in the air with a rope attached to his undies HA HA HA!!! PINATA!!!
Milernia: I WANNA TRY IT!!! Takes frying pan and trys to hit Allen but "accidently" hits Hitomi
Hitomi: OWWWIIIIEEEE!!!!
Allen: . i've got a wedgie... can you let me down... please?
Milernia: Hands Sy frying pan You know you wanna...
EFC: Do it Do it Do it Do it!!!!
Realmers: Do it Do it Do it!!!
KKC: Please Ry?! GET HIM BACK!!! FOR THE COOKIES SAKE!!!
Syris- Takes the frying pan...grins evilly...and swings the frying pan with all his incredible might...knocking Allen into oblivion...and back...Ha...!!! That felt soo good...for the cookies I mean…
Everyone: Cheers
Celina: WHO STOLE MY BOOZE!!!
Dilandau: Ummm... I Did?
Random Dilly Celina fight...
KKC: God I want popcorn...
Kita: POPCORN NO JUTSU!!! popcorn appears and KKC and Kita eat it chearing for Celina
Allen: MY BUTT HURTS!!! GET ME DOWN!!!
Merle: Looks up you know... you look like an over sized kitty toy...
Allen: O.O SWEET JEZUS NO!!!
Shadow: You mean 'Sweet Lucifer Yes!!!' SCRATCH HIM MERLE!!!
Merle: RAWR!!! hisses and bats at the hanging Schezar
Milernia: should we help him?
Hitomi: no... he's a candy ass...
Chid: and a man whore...
Allen: T.T I'm not a whore... Gets scratched more
Van: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Moddy: FEAR THE MIGHT OF MY MUFFINS BITCH!!!!!!!! throws muffin at Dilandau HA! Take that, you crazy basturd!
Syris- Gets in Dilandau's face screaming as loud as he can That's right...fear those muffins bitch...they are deadly!!!!
KKC: ha ha!!!
Dilandau: Sucks thumb I want my mommy...
Kita: ummm... weren't you born in a lab?
Dilandau: Cries MOOOOMMMYYYY!!!!
all but allen, Sy, and Moddy: O.o... woah...
TBC!!!
RKK: Any way… I'm about to die laughing…
Sy: LOL!!!
Kane: LOL!!!
EFC: …. We hate you…
RKK: GET BACK IN YOUR CAGES!!!
EFC: Yes ma'am…