Disclaimer: I do not own The Brave Little Toaster. Ellie belongs to Lampi01, while Elizabeth, Executor, and Sweetie belong to Lostinawhisper.

This fanfiction… well… it's a fanfiction of The Radio, The Magnet, and the Ceiling Lamp by Lampi01, which in turn is a fanfiction of multiple stories, one of which is my own Single Radios Near You. SRNY is a fanfiction of Brave Little Toaster, and I will be honest, I am literally only writing this to continue the chain of ridiculousness. Also, as I have not written an EAS in 89 days, I figure I might as well.

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Date: June 13th, 2017

Time: 6:30 PM

Location: Rees County

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Regular programming has been interrupted to broadcast this Emergency Alert Message. This is not a test. Repeat, this is not a test.

The Rees County Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for the following locations: Abigail's Valley, Bottleneck, Hyperion City, Losten, Lamplight Park, and Oliver Town.

Doppler weather reports show there is an expected two to four inches of rainfall within the next hour, with more being possible. There is also a high chance of thunder and lightning.

It is recommended that those currently in Abigail's Valley seek higher ground, along with anyone in the geographically lower portions of Rees County. Flooding can come without warning, and it is dangerous to drive in thick water. If you believe you need to evacuate, evacuate now.

If you are already on higher ground, it is recommended to stay indoors, on the highest floor of your residence. Keep a battery-powered radio with you at all times and listen for future developments. Do not hide in basements.

If stuck outdoors, seek the nearest shelter, but keep in mind that cars can become flooded as well. Do not attempt to drive if the rain exceeds your ability or becomes too slick. If no car or house is available, crouch down on the ground to avoid lightning, and call for help.

This concludes this Emergency Alert Message. All regular programming may resume.

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"Of course it's an EAS! And a flash flood too! This is just… wonderful!" Didi screamed, as soon as it was over and she regained the ability to speak on her own. "Besides, what use am I in a shelter if I get wet? Why must that alarm be so loud? Are they trying to blow out my speakers? It's never going to stop giving me headaches."

Ellie stood by, holding the squirming radio, unsure of what to say.

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