„Skipper's Log: The Zoo is doing great. The Lemurs are keeping quiet, still practicing their boogie-woogie. Marlene is playing her spanish guitar, again. What she doesn't know is that we penguins are listening to every word and chord she does. My men and I are hard at work..."
Stopping a sec, Skipper looks around. Private is in his bunk, sucking his thumb, eyes half shut, Lunacorn at his side. Rico is stroking his Barbie's hair, and Kowalski is drawing on a piece of paper.
"Well, at least Kowalski is hard at work." He hits the red button to stop the tape.
Skipper: Will you just look at these ninnies? Kowalski, let me see your manly work. Pronto, please.
Private and Rico line up in shame. Kowalski scratches his head.
Kowalski: Well, Skipper, I'm afraid, it's very complicated. You wouldn't understand it.
Skipper: C'mon, Kowalski, show the boys what a penguin is made of.
Kowalski slowly turns the paper around. Instead of the assumed manly work, he was drawing a picture of Doris the Dolphin and himself, holding hands, while hearts and flowers are floating around in the air. Skipper slaps Kowalski.
Skipper: Soldiers, I do not and do not want to believe this! How can you do this to me? My men have turned into girls... my whole training: for nothing?
Ka-BoooMMM!
Skipper: Good Job, Rico, you surprised me!
Rico: Dat wasnag me!
Skipper: On board, men!
On the deck, the penguins arrive just in time to watch Mort stumble from the Lemur's platform, his tail smoking. Behind him, Julian is smiling happily, holding some pieces of dynamite.
Skipper: Ringtail, where in the world did you get that?
Julian: Silly Penguin, this is none of your concern. But, just that you know, I have very evil plans with these sticks of Ka-boom!
Kowalski: Uh huh, like what?
Julian: Uh... well, actually, I havn't decided that yet...
Private: Alice's coming!
Skipper: Quick, quick! Everyone back to our habitat! Remember, cute and cuddly!
They dash back, and wait for Alice to arrive. Suddenly, Skipper jumps because Julien is tapping him.
Kowalski: What are you doing here?
Julien: The leader penguin said everyone... so do you like my cute and cuddly poses? How about this one?
Alice is rounding the corner.
Skipper: Rico!
Rico grabs Julien and pushes him under the water, then smiles at Alice who is eyeing them suspiciously. Then she turns back to the person who came with her.
Alice: These are all we have, Mr. Snader.
Snader: Ok, could you maybe tell me some things about them.
Alice: (very sweetly) Uh, they are very very well-behaved (coughs) penguins. How about this one? (points to Rico, who is smiling guilty at her, while trying to keep Julien under water.)
Snader: What's with the scar?
Alice: Oh, uh, well, you know, some girls like macho penguins.
Snader: Ok, I'll take him.
Alice: Great! Now would that be all?
Snader: Yes, thank you very much for your time and cooperation. We're very obliged.
Alice: It was a (forces it) pleasure.
Snader: We'll take him tomorrow morning, first thing.
They leave, still talking. When Snader is out of the Zoo, Alice grimaces at him, sticking out her tongue at him, and so on.
Skipper: What was that all about? Kowalski, anylse?
Kowalski: According to the information I have... I don't know.
Private: Skipper, what if they take Rico away?
Skipper: They won't... not while I'm a penguin.
Kowalski: That could be fixed...
Julien: Hello, nice penguins, can someone help me? Your king is drowning.
Private goes over to him.
The view screens to the sun above (day), and switches to the moon (night), and then back to the sun (day), but it's raining.
The penguins wake up, but all fall out of their bunk.
Private: This is a bad sign, Rico.
Kowalski: Oh, Private, please. How many times must I tell you that luck and so on...
Rico: Wawawat batgujachy! Batgujachy!
Skipper: Talk to me, Soldier.
Private: I think he's trying to say, what all the noise?
Skipper: On board!