I walked into a conference room holding a box with a big red button on top in one hand and a bunch of papers and folders in the other. "Alright people, let's think of a good fanfic!" I called, slamming both things onto an oval table and everyone spread through the room jumped.
"Wha- why do we have to think?" Naruto yelled.
"Shut it Naruto!" I snapped; teleporting in front of him, smacking him in the head, and teleporting back to where I was.
"Okay, we need to find a good first fanfiction besides this." I said, leaning forward on the table.
"Right, so…what's it gonna be about?" Orochimaru asked.
"Not sure yet, and Jiraiya! If you keep staring at my boobs I'm gonna kick your penis into next week!" I shouted at the pervert.
Jiraiya backed off, moving his eyes to Tsunade who punched him into a wall. I laughed and turned to Naruto and Kiba with Akamaru. "You two," I pointed at them, "What do you think of NaruKiba?"
"WHAT," They both yelled, scooting away from each other. "THE TWO OF US, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
"Hmmm, not a bad idea," I muttered.
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?" Naruto yelled.
"Maybe I should add a bit of yaoi, even though I'm new at it. I think I almost like it." I said, not listening to them.
"YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!" Kiba howled.
"That'll be one of the stories, it's decided." I said.
"Hey, are you sure about this?" Ed Elric asked me, leaning forward.
"Yes I'm sure, unless you want me to put ya in a RoyEd pairing, don't push me midget!" I threatened.
Al grabbed Ed as he tried to run across the table to get at me. "Moving on, any other ideas?" I asked.
Some guy in a tux opened his mouth to say something but I slammed my fist on the box and he disappeared with a girly scream as he went down a slide to the waiting tigers. I giggled as he screamed and the trap door slid closed. "I've been wantin' to do that." I said, "Anyone got anything strong?"
Everyone shook their heads. "Any other ideas then?"
"Errr….I think-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Someone else started but ended as I hit the button and fell down a chute to a tank of sharks.
"IF ANY OTHER ASS HAS AN IDEA THEN SPEAK UP PLEASE!" I yelled.
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I got up on the table and walked around it. "Nothing else?" I asked, hopping down.
"No, we don't-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Another person fell to the lions teeth.
"Fine, meeting end. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CONFERENCE ROOM!" I screamed then tackled Naruto into Kiba to see if they accidently kissed.
It didn't work sadly and we all left.
THIS IS THE CRAP THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER!