The Final Outtakes
AN: I loved this book for its sheer humor. Really, I know that it was meant to be serious overall, but I think the fantastic Ms. Ewing threw in a few jabs in the process. There was a lot of cracktastic wonder in the book. And I, I shall be making fun of it. Remember, I mock with love! I think only Star Wars fans will get this one though.
One: Stanton Channels His Inner Vader
"Stay and reign with me," Stanton asked the love of his life seriously, his very heartbeat dependant on the answer as he stared soulfully into her eyes. Around them, the shadows of Nefandus whirled chaotically and Serena swallowed dryly.
Vanessa was already sprinting towards the portal, desperate to get back to her own time and save her man. Serena grasped Stanton's forearm one last time, before she sprinted after the blonde goddess without looking back.
Overcome with raw emotion, Stanton sunk to his knees. He cradled his head in his hands before throwing his arms into the air and letting loose a primal scream.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Serena sauntered back slowly, remembering that she had forgotten her purse.
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She snuck back out.
The remaining Regulators watched as the once feared Immortal continued to yell, completely oblivious to everything as he threw his head back.
"Drama queen," whispered one. Several nodded in agreement.