Funnyhat was walking down the street. He looked around. As he looked to the other side of the street, he saw a beautiful pony. He approached the mere. "Hi there," he said "you look wonderful." She looked up at him. "What do you want?" He looked around. "When do you want the date?" She said angered. "What? I thought you were a prostitude because you look fine." She look up at him. "Well your right."
Later that evening, the two traveled back to the stallions house. "So how much does it cost?" He said. "$20 a hour." She said. They walked in the bedroom. Funnyhat pushed the mere on the bed. "My name is ProtoGoul by the way."
The bed squeaks from the force of Hat pushing inside of the mere that lies before him. Proto lets out a moan. Before Hat fills Proto with his seed, a grey and red haired stallion barges through the open window. "Back off my woman!" The stallion said. "Rara, your not supposed to be here." Proto said shocked. "You cheated on me with this thing." Rara points to Funnyhat. "Rara, I'm, no We are not doing anything. We don't like or love each other. We just met." Proto said trying to clear the scene that lay before Rara. "Oh. So you go around and bang every pony you meet. Huh!" Rara stairs a Hat with eyes of fire. "No sir it's not what it seems." Funnyhat tries to laugh it off. It is useless. The pony who just barged through his window is going to be the death of Proto and himself.
"You get off this time." Said Rara still engulfed in anger. Rara and Proto walk out of Funnyhats house. But in the end, Hat never did climax, until a hour later after watching ponies preform clopping.