So original isn't it? Me and Noah going into the IZ universe and all. But if you know me well enough, then you should know that I like to be original with my stories, so I will not have the lights go out, "Where the fuck are we?", and then "HOLY SHIT ITS ZIM!" kinda thing.

(Note: Extended day is our school's terms for: Your parents couldn't pick you up past 3:00 so you're gunna stay with us until they come and get you.)

Disclaimer: I don't own IZ or JTHM. Vasquez does. (Clever…)

Another disclaimer: I do not work with any type of technology and don't plan to any time soon. All of this is just for fun and I felt like being an evil genius. (Mostly cuz I have a wicked evil laugh in rl XD)

Disclaimer Three: I'm not responsible for any injuries you may get while reading my fanfic. God knows how you could injure yourself.

It was a clear, sunny day in the city of you're-such-a-stalker. The little birds chirped their song while the squirrels chased each other around a nearby tree. The children on the soccer field on their 3rd rematch game of the quiet extended day Friday.

And yet, a certain girl's evil laugh rang out in the distance.

She had dirty blond hair, hazel eyes, and black glasses. She was wearing the school uniform and white tennis shoes. She victoriously held up a device that was supposed to transfer her and JTHM obsessed friend Noah between dimensions just because they were curious to see how they would fit in.

Noah had red hair and blue eyes. He was also wearing the usual school uniform with white tennis shoes as well.

He just stared at her awkwardly until she finished her moment and sat back down. Zoe could get a little out of hand at times.

"With THIS," Zoe exclaimed victoriously. "We can FINALLY find out what the Invader Zim characters have to go through in everyday life!"

Noah joined in. "And be a pain in the ass!"

"YAY!" Zoe joyfully and stupidly shouted as she began inspecting the device.

"But…" Noah said all of a sudden. "That looks like a regular toaster to me now that I think about it."

Zoe looked at him curiously, and then looked back at the device.

"Yes…well…" she began awkwardly. She scratched the back of her neck. "It WAS once a toaster…but I made a few modifications to it…"

Noah grabbed the toaster-device from Zoe and inspected it as a few of the other 7th graders walked over to the two of them.

"Hey," began a 7th grader by the name of Brant. "What's with all of that laughing? It's honestly creeping me out."

The other two nodded as Zoe grabbed the device from Noah's curious eyes. She walked up to the creeped out three and held it up.

"See this? This IS GOING to take me and Noah to an awesome dimension full of aliens, robots, and a certain big-headed stalker."

Brant looked at Zoe like she was crazy and slowly backed away, followed by the other two.

"NON BEILEVERS!" Zoe shouted after them. "WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS, YOU'LL BE WISHING THAT YOU WOULD HAVE BEILEVED ME! YOU'LL BE BEGGING TO WORK FOR ME, AND WHEN YOU COME ASKING, I'LL SHOVE A TOASTER RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!"

Noah laughed. "Make sure to have a toaster right in your pocket!" he commented.

Zoe joined in the laughter. "Ya, Noah. I'll make sure!"

"OK, but really, Zoe," The boy said after sometime, getting serious. "How the fuck does that thing work?"

The insane girl (XD) brought the toaster up to Noah and began speaking words (XD I'm in stupid mood at the moment!).

"You push down on that thingy that a toaster has. Then, a panel willpop up like bread-"

"That doesn't make sense."

"Well then, let me finish talking."

"Oh sorry."

"And THEN, you say the name of a fandom and you shall be transported! I'm SUCH A GENUIS!"

Noah smiled. He knew this was going to be fun.

But he just HAD to ask.

"Hey, Zoe."

She silenced her laughter and looked at her friend. "Ya?"

He couldn't contain his excitement. "CanwegototheJTHMuniversefirst?" He spoke excitedly in one breath.

"Ehhh…what?"

"CanwegototheJTHMuniversefirst?"

"Noah…I would appreciate it if you slowed down your words."

Taking a deep breath, Noah slowed down.

"Can…we GO…to the…JTHM…universe first?"

Zoe chuckled to herself. "Noah?"

"What?"

"Would you rather death by an experienced serial killer, or making fun of Dib in front of his face?"

Noah put his hand on his chin, deep in thought. "You DO have a point…"

Zoe pushed down the toaster and the panel popped up. "Look, we have no choice; we have to go to the IZ universe first."

Noah snapped out of thought and looked at Zoe. "Why's that?"

" 'Cause I'm putting this up on Fanfiction and I'm afraid I won't capture the JTHM character's personalities right."

Noah looked disappointed. "I blame the libraries for not stocking the books."

"Ya, me to. Look, are you ready to experience the THRILL OF A LIFE TIME?"

Noah threw his hands into the air. "OH FUCK YA! Can I do the honors, please?"

Zoe tossed the toaster toward Noah. "Sure, go ahead."

Noah looked at the toaster as if the world had just blown up. "This is going to be so fucking AWESOME!" he exclaimed.

Zoe crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. "Can you just get ON with it?" She pleaded

"Oh, ya, sorry." He held the toaster in front of him, the black and dark green panel flashing. He cleared his throat and spoke clearly. "Invader Zim."

Soon there was a flash of black and dark green and they were gone, spiraling in a pink and red vortex.

And there's a boredom turned into a great idea, huh? I'm not really expecting this to get a lot of reviews, cuz I was hopelessly bored. But still review and stuff. STAY IRKEN! ;B)

~Zoe