Cho-chan: Alright! Welcome to the first ever episode of Cho-chan's Chat! Here we will have special guests who we can ask questions to and they have to answer truthfully or else face dire consequences. [sweet smile] Today's special guests are Sasuke-san and Naruto-san!
Naruto: It's great to be here, dattebayo!
Sasuke: Hn
Cho-chan: Hey Sasuke-san, why do you always say 'Hn'?
Sasuke: Why waste words?
Cho-chan: o.O Point taken. So, ahem, your show is extremely popular around the world. When it first began, how did you guys feel? Did you know it would make it this big?
Naruto: Well, Cho-chan, I knew from the moment the director gave me a script that this would become the greatest show ever! Better than Days of Our Lives for sure, dattebayo!
Cho-chan: Um, yea, though I still kinda like that show. What's your take on the subject Sasuke-san?
Sasuke: It seemed interesting when I first read the script. I liked the idea of being an avenger with a love/hate relationship with his best friend. I could see it going far but never imagined it getting this big.
Cho-chan: (He spoke more than five words!!!!) Well, I'm glad to hear it! Speaking of, what is the relationship of you two offset?
Naruto: We're lo-
Sasuke: [puts hand over Naruto's mouth] We're really good friends.
Cho-chan: Oh, um, ok then! So, Sakura. Let's hear your feelings about her. It seems like a love triangle between the three of you in the show.
Sasuke: She's a valuable companion in the show and offset.
Naruto: As the show went on, it got clear that the relationship that my character wanted with her character wasn't really manifesting so I gave it up and found someone better.
Cho-chan: Someone better? Who might that be?
Naruto: Sa-
Sasuke: [cover's the dobe's mouth again] He declines to state.
Cho-chan: [smiles evilly] Really?! You know what that means folks! When we come back, since Naruto declines to give statement on his love-life, he will have to face a challenge!
~random series of commercials no one cares about~
Cho-chan: We're back! And as you can see, Naruto-san is dressed hip and funky in a gold and black Elvis suit! Complete with giant blonde afro. ^_^ He will have to dance to Boogie Wonderland by the great Earth Wind and Fire.
Naruto: Do I have to?
Cho-chan: Of course Naruto-san! How else will I get ratings?
Naruto: [incoherent grumbling]
Sasuke: Don't worry dobe. It's not like you look like an idiot or anything. [smirk]
Naruto: [flips Sasuke the bird]
Sasuke: Maybe later. [waggles eyebrows]
Cho-chan: Um, well, yea! Let's get the boogie going! [turns on song]
Naruto: [gets down with his bad self]
Cho-chan: Holy crap, Naruto-san's got moves!
Sasuke: You have no idea.
Cho-chan: Er, would you like to elaborate on that Sasuke-san?
Sasuke: You've seen the show.
Cho-chan: You just love shooting me down don't you?
Sasuke: [smirks] Hn
Cho-chan: -_-"
[song ends]
Naruto: Can I change now?
Cho-chan: Nope! ^_^
Naruto: What?!
Cho-chan: The viewers like that outfit on you. And on the note of viewers, we've got fan mail!
[cute jingle ensues]
Cho-chan: Yay! Fan mail! You gotta love it. Ok, this letter has a question for you Naruto-san. It asks, 'When am I getting my bike back from the first episode?' WTF?! Oh, my bad. This was for the next show. Their special guest is Ash from Pokemon.
Naruto: I've always wanted a Pokemon. They'd kick any ninja hound's ass dattebayo!
Sasuke: Baka
Naruto: What was that teme?!
Cho-chan: Ahem! Back to fan mail. Hm, you know, he never did get her a new bike, did he?
Naruto: No, I don't think he did. [shakes head in disapproval]
Sasuke: [sighs and puts head in hands] I'm surrounded by idiots.
Cho-chan: [opens different envelope] Ok, this is for both of you. 'What was going through your heads at the battle in the Valley of the End?'
Naruto: Man that was an intense battle. I just can't explain the emotions I had during that time. Couldn't really figure than out through the pain. That freaking hurt Sasuke-teme!
Sasuke: Not my fault you suck at dodging.
Cho-chan: Ah, nothing like friendly banter, though sometimes it's like a lover's quarrel between you two. Do you have awesome make-up sex after?
Sasuke+Naruto: o.O
Cho-chan: Ha! Just kidding.
Sasuke+Naruto: [in shock]
Cho-chan: Er, well, while these two get over my little joke, watch some messages from our sponsors. ^_^
~more stupid commercials we could really do without -_-"~
Cho-chan: I think Naruto-san and Sasuke-san are calm again.
Sasuke+Naruto: [sip tea]
Cho-chan: ^_^ Great! Well, let's go on to asking you two about something other than your show. What is it that you like to do in your spare times offset?
Naruto: Well, I do love ramen. I sometimes go out and try the menus at different ramen shops.
Cho-chan: Yum! I should go with you some time. And you, Sasuke-san? What do you like to do in your spare time?
Sasuke: [diverts eyes and blushes] I like to draw.
Cho-chan: Really?! That's amazing! I never would've thought you were interested in art Sasuke-san.
Sasuke: Hn
Cho-chan: Well, I'm sure our viewers would love to see one of your drawings, if you don't mind. ^_^
Naruto: Uh, Sasuke, don't you only draw-
Sasuke: [stomps Naruto's foot]
Naruto: Ack! [grabs foot]
Sasuke: I'm sorry, but I don't have any with me.
Cho-chan: Not a problem! You can just create one here. [claps hands]
[random person brings in sketchpad and pencil set]
Cho-chan: There you are Sasuke-san.
[random person hands set to Sasuke then runs off squealing like fangirl]
Naruto: Er, Cho-chan, I should warn you-
Sasuke: Say it and you won't be able to walk tomorrow.
Naruto: o.O [shuts up]
Cho-chan: I thought you were done with the death threats to Naruto-san, Sasuke-san.
Sasuke: It wasn't a death threat
Cho-chan: Oh, alright then. So, Sasuke-san, what will you be drawing for us today?
Sasuke: I'm really not that good, but how about a self-portrait of you, in thanks for having us.
Cho-chan: [fangirl squeal] That'd be awesome! X3
Sasuke+Naruto: [lean away from Cho-chan]
Cho-chan: ^_^"
Naruto: [fidgets]
Cho-chan: Something wrong, Naruto-san?
Naruto: [glances at Sasuke] Nope. Not a thing!
Sasuke: Excuse me, Cho-chan, but I need to speak with Naruto for a minute.
Cho-chan: Huh? Well, uh, we're in the middle of the show.
Sasuke: [glare]
Cho-chan: o.O Well, if it's that important! We will be back after some messages from our sponsors.
~again with the commercials but we need the sponsorship damn it!~
(during the commercial…)
Cho-chan: What the hell?! That guy is scary! But still drop-dead gorgeous! X3
[offset]
Naruto: Sasuke! What are you doing?
Sasuke: I need inspiration if I want to draw.
Naruto: Inspiration? What do y-
Sasuke: [pushes Naruto into random dressing room and locks door]
[onset]
Cho-chan: Commercials can only go on for so long! I'll go look for them. [gets up]
[offset]
Cho-chan: Now where could they be? [hears noise near dressing rooms]
[crowd of employees are in front of a dressing room door]
Cho-chan: What's going on here?
Employees: SH!
Cho-chan: o.O
Behind Door Naruto: Ungh! Sasuke! S-someone'll hear us!
Behind Door Sasuke: Not my fault you're a screamer.
Behind Door Naruto: Not my fault you're such a freak!
[more um, sounds behind door]
Employees+Cho-chan: [nosebleed]
Cameraman: Um, Cho-chan, we had to stop running commercials…
Cho-chan: Oh crap! Um, well… [turns to camera] Well, viewers, our time seems to be up. I don't think they'll be finishing any time soon. So I'll show you all my self-portrait done by Uchiha Sasuke-san next time! If he even does one. See you next time on Cho-chan's Chat! Sayonara!