December 12th 2014
Penguin HQ
10:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"Behold the new and improved Snow Cone machine," Kowalski said. "Remember the last time you built a Snow Cone Machine," I said. The Last Time…"Kowalski you manic! You finally did it you finally really did it!" "Yes but these are good Snow Cones," Kowalski said… "This time the city will not be buried under a favored snowpack," Kowalski assured us. "How can you be so sure," I said.
Kowalski unveiled the machine and it looked harmless, "So what favor do you want," he asked. "Rainbow," I said, "Make it an extra large." "Hawaiian style or…" "New York style," I said, "though Hawaii does sound nice…Kowalski book a trip to Hawaii we may need it." "When," Kowalski asked operating the snow cone machine. "Um anytime between now and the 23rd," I said. "Hows the 14th to the 20th," Kowalski asked. "That's too long Alice would be sure to notice," I said. "How about the 28th to the 31st," Kowalski said. "Try the 25th to the 29th," I said, "I want to celebrate New Years in New York." "I'm inputing the information on the travel site," Kowalski said, "Airfare is… 300 bucks a ticket." "We could always fly over in the Super-plane," I said, "0 dollars a ticket." "It would be a much shorter trip too," Kowalski added. "We have plenty of time to consider." "Hmm…we could always fly in cargo," Kowalski replied, "No one will suspect a thing." "I can't wait," Private replied.
"As long as there are no earth-threatening disasters we are clear for vaction," I said. "Skipper your Snow Cone is done," Kowalski said handing me the cone, "next!" Kowalski then made one for himself, Private, and Rico. "Let's eat," I said and we dug into our Snow Cones. The Snow Cones were fantastic even better then the cart out in the park we usually go to. "Kowalski," I said, "this may be the one thing you built that won't threaten to destroy us all." "And that's when it's in Snow Cone mode," Kowalski said. "Snow Cone mode," I said, "whats the other two Danger and Destruction." "The other modes are extra safe and beyond safe."
"Actually it says Ice cream and Gelato," Private replied. "Had to cover all the desert bases didn't you," I said. "Um…Kowalski is it supposed to be on fire," Private said. "Fire?" "Now hang on I have a carefully…" Rico hacked up a Fire Extinguisher and aimed it at the Snow Cone Machine. "No!" Rico releashed the Extinguisher and blasted the foam at the source of the fire destroying the Snow Cone Machine. "Nice going Kowalski," I said, "a machine that sets itself on fire." "Back to the drawing board I guess," Kowalski replied. "Well back to waiting for summer," I said.