One of my little extras that wouldn't fit into the regular story of Saving Keith:Traveling with Death. Hope you all love it. This one is based on the later version of Kate and Max. Thus some light fluff as the call it. Enjoy!
Max sat in the console area still in the clothes he had slept in. Much to his displeasure he had been picked up by the Doctor last night along with Katelyn. Max had protested coming not wanting to see his best friend fawn over the time lord, but Katelyn practically dragged him into the TARDIS. Though he may have been dragged on to the TARDIS he was not going to take part in any of their adventuring, as Katelyn would call it. Max thought it more as troublemaking than a luxurious trip.
So now he sat, relaxing in the captain's chair of the TARDIS drinking what he hoped was coffee, while watching the TARDIS' monitor. It was a bunch circles and blips but it was interesting, and calming. Or at least had been.
"Don't be smiling like that, your still in trouble." Katelyn said as she entered the TARDIS, followed by a smug looking Doctor.
"I didn't do anything, besides I should be the angry, she was there for you." He pulled her close to him seductively. "I was quite jealous, the way she looked at was down right sinful." The way the Doctor's voice purred seductively at her, made Max wanna throw up.
"No, her lack of clothes was sinful. Bet the bitch is regretting it now." Katelyn growled at him, looking very pleased with herself.
"You didn't have to throw her out, we could of-" The Doctor was interrupted by the sound of Max kecking.
"Yeah stop there, no more." Max said looking sickened by the two.
"Out of all the times I had to watch you flirt with a girl, this is justice." Katelyn grinned evilly at him.
"Yeah mine weren't a thousand's of years old." He argued.
"Oh yeah, they were what sixteen?" Katelyn laughed as Max shot her a death glare.
"Enough, you two." The Doctor said letting go of Katelyn and stomping up the steps to the console. "Like foul-mouthed children you are."
He turned his back to Max as he toyed with the console. Missing Max mouth the word geezer to Katelyn, who replied with a one finger salute.
"Now Max, it is about time I let you decide where to go. So where will it be?" The Doctor asked as Katelyn joined them near the console. "And do be a spoil sport and say home."
"Disneyland is always an option." Katelyn said sitting in Max lap, trying to piss him off more.
"Get of me, like I don't know what been near that moments ago." Max shoved Katelyn off his lap making her land roughly on glass floor of the console. "And who would want to go to a theme park when there are so many other choices.
"Thank you, I knew I liked you Matthew." The Doctor clapped his hands excitedly. "See he understands, so where too?" The Doctor was dancing around the console again, getting the Tardis into space
"How about New Zealand?" Max asked, causing Katelyn to laugh.
"Right Ne- What?" The Doctor stopped himself mid spin. "Why on earth do you want to go there?"
"Oh just a little hole in the ground I want to see, can we visit it say around early two thousand and one?" Katelyn was still laughing as the Doctor was still staring at Max confused.
"What's so funny?" He asked her.
"It's Hobbiton," Katelyn said trying to stop her giggling. "I'm a Potterhead, he's a Hobbit."
"It's Tolikenist, and bitch please I got that elf swag." Katelyn rolled her eyes at the fool.
"You two are impossible." The Doctor groaned hitting his head on the console.
It was then the TARDIS' phone rang. The Doctor glared at the pair as he answered it.
"Yes this is he..." The Doctor answered after listening to the other person on the line. "He did so sorry, well I... really?" The Doctor stopped glaring at them, and instead was smiling again. "I'll be right there." He hung up the phone.
"Who was that?" Katelyn asked first.
"Friend in need of some help, should be loads of fun." He answered causing Max to groan.
"Of course." The Doctor chuckled and parked the TARDIS, and rushed to the wardrobe.
"Now, I need you two on your best behavior, I don't want you embarrassing me." He said putting a blue baseball cap on backwards. Katelyn and Max share a look before following the Doctor out of the TARDIS.
They watch as the Doctor flailed around in the recording booth, as he sung back up for Dizzee Rascal, or as the Doctor called him Dylan. Who was apparently a popular rapper, Katelyn and Max really didn't listen to much music from outside of the States. So the Doctor had to explain why neither of them seemed to impressed with his presence.
"Yeah, us embarrass him." Max whispered to Katelyn, causing her to snort.
"Shut up." She elbowed him in the ribs.
"Alright, that was great Doctor, lets take break." Dylan said holding down a button so the Doctor could hear them in the booth.
"Are you sure, I think it's missing something?" The Doctor said taking off his headphones.
"No, no, it's fine, come on out now." Dylan took let go of the button and turned to the sound guy. "The beats gonna be so loud no one can hear him right?"
"Oh yeah." The sound guy confirmed, watching as the Doctor untangled himself from some wires that had wrapped around his legs while dancing.
"Just saying, Auto-Tune." Max received another elbow in his side.
"How was I, Katie, I know you will give me the truth." The Doctor asked coming into the studio.
"Brilliant, no Fantastic, oh just grand." She said getting up from he chair and hugging him.
"Doctor you mind coming with us got to get you to sign some paperwork." Dylan said as he to got stood.
"Sure," He released Katelyn. " You and Max stay here, no fighting, I will be right back."
"Yes dad." Max replied in a fake sweet voice, and smiled at the Doctor until he was out of the room. "You are so bad." He said turning to Katelyn.
"Again shut up." She looked at what the sound guy was working on. "Is that all him?" She asked looking at the large sound waves on the screen.
"Yup, right mess it is, but nothing I can't fix." He said turning to her. " Greg by the way, and if you want you can give it a go."
"Oh no, I had my choir teacher beg me to stop singing in high school."
"It's true, but you did sing the emo song in front of seventh graders." Max said changing seats to the one Dylan had been in. "Can you use this." He showed Greg his Droid phone.
"Uh sure..." He took the phone examining it curiously.
"I'm not doing it." Katelyn said crossing her arms over her chest.
"Come on we can auto-tune the hell out of it,"He pleaded. " and I will stop bugging you and the Doctor for a week." He added sweetening the pot.
"A month."
"Two weeks."
"Three weeks, and you have to tell me about you and River."
"Deal, but after you do it." He gestured to the booth looking as a cat would after cornering its prey.
"I hate you."
"I know you mean love." He quoted his favorite Marvel anti-hero.
"All set?" Katelyn asked now wearing the bulky headphones, in the both.
"Oh lets roll like the Tide." Max' s voice said over the speaker in the room. " Oh and Katelyn."
"What?" She said looking at his smug face through the window.
"You shouldn't trust me with picking the music." The song I Need a Doctor played in her ears. Causing her to literally face-palm. "Sing baby!"
"So original, asshole." She begrudgingly waited as they started the song over again, singing only the female parts to the song. Her the pitch was far to high for her to reach and not even auto tune could save her.
"Okay not that one." Max said as the song abruptly stopped. "How about this."
The song Stay starts playing,she gives it her best shot but she didn't now all the words. Max smiled devilishly as he picked another this time just for the heck of it. As soon as Katelyn heard It's Tricky , she started bouncing around singing. Even Greg was laughing at the end of the song.
"Where are the songs from, I haven't even heard some of these." Greg asked looking at the list of songs on the computer.
" Uh, hey how about this one." Max said quickly picking another song.
"Oh Gawd this terrible." Katelyn laughed and started singing the song We Made You by Eminem. "When you walked through the door it was clear to me-" Greg looked shocked not by Katelyn's singing but by the song.
"Um that's not out yet." He stated looking at Max. "Dude cut if off."
"What why?" Max kept his phone out of Greg's reach.
"Dude seriously he is-" The door of the studio opened with a bang as none other than Eminem stood stormed in the room.
"Why the fuck are you playing my shit, man." He yelled as he is followed in by his bouncers and Dr. Dree. Katelyn was obvious to what was happening in the studio as she was singing Eminem's verses as well.
"Sir, he was-" Greg tried to explain.
"Did I say you can talk? No shut the fuck up!" He turned on Max. "You who the hell do you think you are recording over my song." Max stuttered not able to come up with an excuse. "André, get this fool." The biggest bouncer picked Max out of the seat with one hand. And pinned him the wall with a thud. This is when Katelyn saw what was going on."
"Oh Gawd." Katelyn froze like a deer in headlights as she saw exactly what was going on.
"Would someone please tell me, what the hell you punk ass kids think you are doing?" Eminem shouted as he pressed the button for the intercom.
"Sir I- we were..."
"I'm listening bi-"
"Marshall, I wouldn't finish that sentence if I were you.."The Doctor's calm but loud voice interrupted as he too entered the studio. "Doctor." He nodded to Dr. Dree before going up to Eminem. "They are with me."
"Oh, listen I'm sorry Doctor, if I had known." It amazed both Katelyn and Max as Eminem seem to cower before the Doctor.
"Yes well now, you do so please put Matthew down, André." The Bouncer did very quickly and backed out of the room entirely.
"Doc I was-"
"My name is not to be shortened, say the whole thing or not at all." The Doctor corrected Eminem as if he was a child.
"Doctor, I was just worried someone was stealing my music."
"It's perfectly fine Marshall, here let me introduce every one." He waved for Katelyn to exit the booth.
"That is Matthew one of my dear homies as you put it." He said gesturing to Max who seemed to be still in shock. And the is Katie my main shortie." He said as Katelyn came to stand at his side. If it hadn't been for the situation at hand she would have definitely slapped him for that.
"I'm sorry miss, I was incredibly rude to you." Eminem apologized. " And might I say you got talent girl."
"Alright no need to lie." She smiled awkwardly looking at all of them. "But Thank you anyways."
"Actually we are recording a song upstairs and I would be honored for you all to come watch." Eminem said to them.
"Oh we would love to right?" The Doctor said happily as Katelyn and Max just looked at each other in fear.
"I don't believe you." Katelyn said as she and Max happily entered the kitchen of the TARDIS, followed by the Doctor. "They are both Aliens?"
"Yep, Dreedoctrus, and a Eminemsmahl, both species know for vulgar language and fast speaking." The Doctor said as the sat at the little bar as the Dobby the Ood served them tea.
"Unbelievable, well actually believable." Katelyn laughed.
"Explains a lot if you think about it." Max said thoughtfully.
"Oh Gawd you were scared shitless man." Katelyn chuckled. "Where did all your military training go?"
"You get confronted by a celebrity know for be a bad motherfucker and see what you do?"
"She punches them," The Doctor said sipping at his tea. "She punched Donald Trump once because he was making fun of my hair, knocked his right off."
"Sounds like her." Max said smiling, and got up from his seat.
"Where are you going." Katelyn asked.
"A deals a deal, but it doesn't mean I have to watch. Just try to make it to your room this time." Max shuddered, and left the two alone in the kitchen.
"What deal?" The Doctor looked confused.
"Just had what I had to do to get you alone." She smirked and placed a kiss on his cheek. "Wanna see if we can make it to the bed?" She got up slowly, tauntingly, walked to the corridor.
"Run." Was all he said before he gave chasing after his Katie.