A.N: Hey guys, this is just a little something that I came up with a while back. This is going to be just for laughs...This kind of stuff makes me laugh and I hope it makes you laugh too...Fair warning, this is not the best but I hope you enjoy it anyway :).
Couple's Counselor: Ah, Lloyd and Eve, Thank you for taking some time out of your busy schedules to be here.
Lloyd: Yeah no problem, man. Honestly I don't know why but as an award for saving Ninjago, Don't get me wrong we got rewarded okay, but this was one of the things we got. A therapy session...So yeah, we're not here for therapy, we're just here because the session's free.
Eve: Yeah, Our relationship is completely perfect…
Couple's Counselor: Oh we beg to differ…
Eve: What do you mean?
Couple's Counselor: Tell me something you like about each other…
Skylor: He makes hearts with his fire.
Nya: He's funny.
Eve: He's always there for me.
P.I.X.A.L: We are compatible.
Couple's Counselor: No P.I.X.A.L, I mean something you like about him like a trait or an action…
P.I.X.A.L: Oh, um...He is...very proper?
Eliza: I just love it when he dances! Cole, do the "Triple Tiger Sashay" For me, Please!
Cole: It's not that easy, Eliza I need a lot of room to do that move.
Jay: She is gorgeous!
Kai: Have you ever seen her fight? Whoa momma.
Couple's Counselor: Okay, now here's where things may get a little choppy. I need you to tell me what you both don't like about each other.
Nya: Well…
Skylor: Well…
Eve: Eesh…
Couple's Counselor: If there's something you need to get off your chest, do it now…
Nya:(in a rushed manner)Jay sometimes I think you're a motormouth.
Jay: WHAT?! Well, sometimes I think you're high pitched voice is annoying! Coupled with the fact that you're a total know-it-all!
Nya: *Gasps*
Eve: He snores in his sleep! Every night I have to listen to him snore! It was cute at first but now it's getting on my last nerve.
Lloyd: Well excuse me for having poor sleep posture! I have trouble sleeping okay?! you wouldn't know!
Eve: I work hard all day give me a break!
Lloyd: I work harder than you!
Eve:(sarcastically): Oh yeah right, you work harder than me! I have to scrub toilets, vacuum, clear off the table after you and the guys have your meals! Not to mention I have to also balance a 12 year old along with my work! All you have to do is run around in a hood and a suit that looks like pajamas!
Kai: What do you mean I'm selfish sometimes?! I have done everything for you the entire year we were dating! I pulled out your chair, I opened the door for you, For your birthday I brought you breakfast in fricking bed!
Jay: You should hear her she thinks she is so smart! Oh, and did I mention she upstaged us the mysterious samurai?!
Eliza: My pictures are sometimes hard to interpret?! All I ever doodle is pictures of you!
Nya: It's because I look up to my brother!
Jay: You know what? He can be a showoff, but you. are. worse!
Eve: So you're saying I don't play an important role in our relationship?!
Lloyd: No, Eve you play a very important role. All I ask is for you to kiss me every once in a while. I kiss your cheek all the time.
Eve: You shouldn't force someone to kiss you Lloyd! it should be natural! The only time I don't kiss you is when my parents are visiting which is because I don't want them to see us kissing!
Lloyd: Why don't you want them to see us kissing?
Eve:(covers up face with her hand)
Lloyd: You didn't tell them we're dating, did you?
Eve: No...I'm sorry…
Lloyd: I can't believe this.
Eve: Lloyd, please-.
Lloyd: I can't believe this!
Eliza: I just want to be with you because I love you, Cole!
Cole: Yeah, what? you think I don't love you?
Eliza: I never said that-.
Cole You were saying something.
Lloyd: I just can't believe it! I thought I could trust her because I was the one who wanted our relationship to be noticed by everyone. I mean, what's the point of even going out, if people don't know about it?! Huh?!
Eve: It's not that easy, Lloyd! You try telling my parents that their only daughter is dating a ninja! I mean, yeah sure they've teased us about it in the past but now we're really together! What will they say?!
Lloyd: That their daughter is a lucky woman and that her boyfriend is a lucky ninja.
Eve: Awww.
Nya: You know what, Jay? You're right, I do tend tend to be kind of a showoff(sniffles)...I'm sorry. (begins crying and he holds her)
Kai: Look Skylor, you mean the world to me alright? I just wish you'd feel the same way back…
Skylor: Of course I feel that way about you. I love you okay? There I said it, "I. Love. You."
Eve: Maybe I overreacted a bit.
Lloyd: Yeah, Me too.
Eve: I'm sorry.
Lloyd: I'm sorry too.
Jay: I love you, Nya.
Nya: I love you too, Jay.
Couple's Counselor: Well it seems that you each know how to work out your own problems...However, due to the fact that you were fighting, I want you guys to come back in next week.
Eve:(sighs) Alright.
Kai: What are you kidding me?!
Jay: We have to come back again?!
Couple's Counselor: I do believe it's for the best, so I guess I'll see you next week then?
Lloyd: Yeah, bye. Come on Eve…Let's go...
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